WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

2007

That’s what doctors refer to as “funk butt”.

2006

If Bruce Jenner can transform into a woman, then by damn so can Honest Abe!

2008

Whoa whoa whoa guys. Technically 3 or more people in a group wearing the same color is a gang. You can’t fly those colors no matter how hot they might be. Damn hooligans.

2009

Twinkle twinkle big guy! Enjoy that. It’s probably the first star you’ve received since 5th grade when you teacher rewarded you for going 2 whole days without eating a booger.

2005

These seem like the type of dudes that will grab you right by the pussy and march you down to the polls to vote for Trump.

2003If there is one lesson in life my Grandmother always left me before she died, it was “Cunts gonna cunt.” I hope one day I can pass that type of knowledge onto my daughter. #WhatASocietyWeLiveInNow

2002

I think I’ve seen this dude before. Yaaaa, that’s him right here!

2004

Dude looks like he is ready to whoop some ass in some sort of diva high-heel marathon run. Also, piece of advice, don’t look at this picture slowly from the ground up it will only confuse you. I know the ending going into it yet I keep doing it expecting something to change. Kinda like how you keep opening the refrigerator when you’re hungry hoping to find something new, but leaving disappointed again.

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2000

I wish you were a lizard. Then I could step on you. That story would end and we’d all move on happily.

1998

Don’t judge. Lets not act like we all haven’t had those times where we drank too much Jagermeister and ended up going to Walmart looking like a hot mess of a biker chick.

2001

In case you were wondering why black dudes are always so chill….Whaaaaat? Is that a racist stereotype?

1999

Why so blue? Is it because you’ve got a bag of both Cheetos and Doritos? That’s good news. In fact, that’s not even a tough decision if you have to choose. Doritos 10 out of 10 times. Also, look on the bright side, you can toss on a big white sweater and go as the Sadness from Inside Out for Halloween. See, I’m already cheering you up.

1995

A girl in the power tools aisle at Walmart in her camo hoodie pulling up her denim skirt to show off her ass…what a redneck princess! Go on and treat yourself to a couple more Busch Lights.

1996

This couldn’t get anymore stereotypical if they all had margaritas and someone was hitting a piñata.

1994

Hey, what’s up dumbass trying to get arrested? While we are all impressed you found a mullet glow wig, now is probably not the best time to show it off. Especially with those weird murderous red lips. Go home.

1992

Listen lady, Hugh isn’t that senile yet.

1993

♫ Well, I’ve got a brand new pair of roller-skates ♫ – and you’ve got this song stuck in your head all day now. You’re welcome.

1991

Okie dokie President Bush. I feel like there is a law against this. There just has to be right? Someone needs to step in and protect us from this dude.

1990

Sir. Excuse me sir…you’ve got some serious mom style. You’re just missing a Starbucks coffee in your hand.

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IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
October 15, 2016 3:57 pm

The good news is that the vast majority of these people will perish in the coming shitstorm.

Muck About
Muck About
October 15, 2016 4:56 pm

They get uglier every week. There also seem to be a “sameness” to these people, week after week, that begins to wear. Maybe I’ll skip a few weeks and see if I can get my Freakness refreshed..

Muck

Raven
Raven
October 15, 2016 11:21 pm

Gender confusion is eugenics on steroids.