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Dutchman
Dutchman

Michael Jackson had to go to the hospital. Once he got there, he had a heart attack when he found out there was no children’s wing.

bigfoot
bigfoot

“I didn’t eat that baby.”

On The Beach
On The Beach

“I saw her first!”

SebastianX1/9

Beat me to it! THAT’s the caption.

Steve
Steve

Bill, babies might cry but they never talk.

Neuday
Neuday

“Probably just a Swisher Sweet.”

And damn Bill Clinton for inspiring that monstrous thought.

Orangutan
Orangutan

Bill: “Here comes the tongue!”
MJ: “Wait Bill – me first!”
Kid gripping MJ’s leg (though bubble): Shit! I know I’m next!”

mygirl

Even Michael Jackson didn’t want any kids around ol’ Slick Willy.

Neil Dunn
Neil Dunn

Two Epstein “Lolita Expressers” waiting to board.

Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers
Iwasntbornwithenufmiddlefingers

You gonna eat that?

TS

“It’s mine.” “No, it’s mine!” “It’s a boy, dammit!” “No, it’s a girl. It’s mine!”

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2

Stop pulling Willie, or your gonna get doo doo caca feces all over the wall!

icutrauma11
icutrauma11

You’re not messing anythin on that blue cap. That’s my job.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Can I hold it? Blanket?…. No , the baby.

TC
TC

“It’s a girl!”

Iska Waran
Iska Waran

Off topic, but… this was almost a feel good story of the day …

Not Sure

Late to the show

“ your not supposed to eat this one, where are your manners?”

KaD
KaD

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