Very disturbing.
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May 18, 2011
Bin Laden’s Abandoned Terror Plots
Poring over materials seized during the raid in Pakistan, intelligence officials have discovered Osama bin Laden wanted to commit new acts of terror to drive the United States out of the Middle East. Here are some of the plots he had devised:
- Attack on boyhood town harboring ’70s fat-Osama photos
- Deploying top al-Qaeda operative Donald Trump to distract America from its real problems (plan completed)
- Planting explosives on Mount Rushmore to turn George Washington into Jimmy Carter
- Secretly replacing all M&Ms with Reese’s Pieces
- Repeatedly voting for the worst American Idol contestant, ruining the chances of those who really deserve to move on to the next round
- Writing snide, dismissive comments on every Huffington Post story about Pakistan
- Grinding the Internet to a standstill by enlisting mujahideen to all stream Netflix at the same time
- Flying planes directly into lower Manhattan’s 9/11 memorial (plan repeatedly placed on hold)
Plato_Plubius says:
On a side note Check out what the Daily Squib has to say about Paris Hilton converting to Islam
http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/entertainment/2636-paris-hilton-converts-to-islam.html
Paris Hilton Converts to Islam
JEDDAH – Saudi Arabia – Former American socialite, Paris Hilton has converted to Islam, her spokesman, Ian Brinkham, has revealed to CBS news.
“She has been toying with the idea for quite a while now and when she was imprisoned at Century Regional Detention Facility in 2007, she encountered a few people who had already converted,” Mr Brinkham said.
By converting to the Muslim faith, Paris Hilton has decided to shun her old life as a celebrity skank.
Speaking from an Islamic study retreat in Jeddah, she said: “I have now found total peace in my life. Before, I used to be known as an STD-ridden streetwalker , a ‘hoe’ and a person of loose morals, but now, things have changed. Allah be praised.”
Hollywood Jihad
Ms Hilton plans to return to Los Angeles next week to start her own Islamic school in the middle of Beverly Hills.
“Forget Scientology or Kaballah. This is the religion to be in now. I’m not going to be wearing a piece of red string on my wrist or walk around like a robot talking to Xenu. Islam is the new must-have religion. and I’m going to spread the word of the Koran to everyone,” an excited Paris Hilton said.
Paris Hilton also plans to change her name to ‘Tahirah’ which means ‘Pure, chaste’ in Arabic. Her Islamic school will open in July and is set to become a popular Hollywood spiritual haunt for many celebrities.
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20th May 2011 at 11:48 am
acjitsu says:
Jim, you have got to get a share button so I can post these on my facebook page a little easier.
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20th May 2011 at 12:21 pm