WOOING CHRISTIE

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Posted on 30th September 2011 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Steve Sack

18 Comments

  1. Hollow man says:

    Like it would change anything at all. We are still screwed

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    30th September 2011 at 9:07 am

  2. Dave Doe says:

    Yep, out problems are much too large for anyone person to solve. That’s why we need to do our
    jobs as citizens and get involved.

    I think it was Ross Perot that said you’ll never straighten this country out unless you’re willing to walk through the dessert without water for awhile.

    Nobody wants to sacrifice anything, so we’ll sacrifice it all.

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    30th September 2011 at 11:19 am

  3. AWD says:

    The RNC needs to deliver no less than 3 bags of double cheeseburgers to Christie every day, then he’s a shoe-in. Obese people vote (their weight)..

    Newsflash: Obama vows to gain 90 pounds if Chris Christie enters presidential race….

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    30th September 2011 at 11:52 am

  4. Mr. Happy says:

    Christie is ‘Dos Amigos’…you get two for the price of one. Can you see him throwing out the first pitch of the season? Obama was so pathetic it proved he wasn’t an American. Can Christie do a decent jump shot from the edge of the court? Can he swing a golf club with Boner or could he even see a golf ball teed up in front of him? Can the country afford to buy him suits?

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    30th September 2011 at 11:53 am

  5. AWD says:

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    30th September 2011 at 11:54 am

  6. AWD says:

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    30th September 2011 at 2:13 pm

  7. Colma Rising says:

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    AWD will unwittingly derail a presidential campaign with his nationally-recognized Cheezers…

    The cheeseburger one was a masterpiece.

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    30th September 2011 at 2:56 pm

  8. Smokey says:

    How could anyone vote for a fat blob of shit that obviously has no respect for his own body?

    Kind of like Tarbaby sneaking his cigarettes.

    Sorry, but if you are too weak to keep from ballooning out to 390 lbs from your pigging out on Krispy Kreme Donuts, fatback, Planter’s Peanuts, Honey Nut Cheerios, Klondike Bars, white bread, Snickers Bars, Lays Potato Chips, deep fried Oreos, Doritos, Mountain Dew, Pepsi Cola, Milky Ways, Blue Bell double churned Rocky Road ice cream, Hostess Twinkies, fried fish sticks, M & M’s, and microwave popcorn—then you are too fucking weak to lead this country.

    I’ll guarantee you that fat slob has a steady snack diet of microwave popcorn. Now, I know there are many fine Jews on this board, but I’m going to ask you to make an enormous sacrifice. All of you, especially you porkers, go pull an unopened bag of microwave popcorn from your cupboard. Tear it open.

    I’ll kiss your ass if you don’t see at least a fucking CUP of solidified grease right there, that is put there to give flavor to the popcorn. And people wonder why their arteries get clogged up.

    That fucking hippo Christie would spend the vast majority of his time eating filet mignon, and pancakes covered with maple syrup.

    Christie would probably go into cardiac arrest at the sight of an exercise facility.

    I would not step onto a cruise ship with that bloated pig, because he’d capsize it sure as shit.

    Let that weak-minded fat ass lose about 300+ lbs and then I’ll take a look at his ideology.

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    30th September 2011 at 3:40 pm

  9. AWD says:

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    30th September 2011 at 3:53 pm

  10. AWD says:

    “Christie would probably go into cardiac arrest at the sight of an exercise facility.

    I would not step onto a cruise ship with that bloated pig, because he’d capsize it sure as shit.”

    ROFLMAO

    A picture of Christie supporters, 2/3 of America is almost his size…
    Obese women walking for breast cancer. Only problem, breast cancer is 30% more prevalent (actual number more like 100%) in obese women.
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    30th September 2011 at 3:59 pm

  11. AWD says:

    The U.S.A. is Chris Christie’s kind of place…

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    30th September 2011 at 4:01 pm

  12. AWD says:

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    30th September 2011 at 4:09 pm

  13. Colma Rising says:

    Watch out, folks, never underestimate the fat-kid!!!

    Fat Kid Learned From A Video Game!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9YsVj4AtWM
    (fun starts at 35 secs)

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    30th September 2011 at 4:16 pm

  14. Colma Rising says:

    Want a real life fat kid throwin down in the sand box?

    Oh yeah. I saids it. Fat Kid Goes Gangsta in Iraq for candy…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy6xGWyJBtU&feature=related

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    30th September 2011 at 4:22 pm

  15. AWD says:

    Mr. Rising: the shape shifting avatar master,

    Never come between a fat kid and his candy.

    When I was a kid, I was playing and this fat girl belly-bucked me into the asphalt and I broke my collarbone.

    freestylin:
    Go to any buffet, and stay out of the way,
    or get an arm torn off and eaten,
    while reachin’ for fried chicken.

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    30th September 2011 at 4:31 pm

  16. Colma Rising says:

    Did you like that last one, A-Dubs? Fat little Haji was dancing for some snickers… I do feel bad for those kids, though.

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    30th September 2011 at 4:33 pm

  17. AWD says:

    They must have cokes, doritos and McShit’s in Iraq.

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    30th September 2011 at 4:36 pm

  18. Colma Rising says:

    Yeah, it’s like you’re driving through Stockton or Little Rock in Kuwait City sometimes… strip malls and homeboys bassing in beaters at stoplights.

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    30th September 2011 at 4:43 pm

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