Anybody else think that looks like a gigantic ried testicle?
I ate enough yesterday to fill that bucket. We had our turkey dinner alone. Then we went to my sister’s for supposedly just coffee and cake. She lied. She had a full spread of everything. My sister the animal lover bought a cockatoo since I last saw her at the OWS protest. A wonderful, gentle, loving creature. I had a blast with it. But it took a huge shit right on the front of my pants. White stuff. Looked like I had a good time exercising my arms. I swear on my life this is true.
Ms Freud’s son and daughter-in-law will be here in an hour. More fuckin food. My diet is screwed. I’ll be 300 pounds again by Christmas.
Stuck – I’ve become a fat bastard, also. Not in the 300 lb range, but I gauge it by pants size. Size 36″ No way they’ll button! Had to get some 38′s from the second-hand store.
The holiday season is such a tough time to try and lose weight. I think I’m going to try and eat sensibly 5 days a week, and relax on the weekends.
It occurs to me that the commonality between all successful “diets” is that they reduce or eliminate carbs in the form of refined flours and sugars. I’m going to do a hybrid of “paleo” and “no sugars/no flours”.
I am, however, going to eat pizza and drink beer on the weekends. Maybe we could set up a fun little wager, just for some motivation. Check out http://www.fatbet.net
Well, Jim, like you, I ain;t giving up. There will be setbacks. But as Confuscious (sp?) once said — fall down seven times get up eight times.
BTW, although my sister enjouyed our OWS adventure, she is also glad Zuccotti park was shut down. She taunted, “I guess it’s over now?”. “Oh, No!”, I said!! I told her about the plans on 12-12 to shit down the West Coast ports. Although I don’t necessarily agree with that, I acted like I supported it 100%. Holy shit! Just let me say that lead to some very spirited “discussions”! Ha. I love pulling everyone’s chain … even my own family.
She didn’t much want to discuss Obama though except to say she’s not happy with him right now. Another holy shit moment. When a DIEHARD supporter like her becomes dissatisfied that can only be bad news for him. I hope.
I’ll go to that site later this evening. The ‘guests’ should be arriving anytime now. A bet sounds like a fun idea. TBS’s version of Biggest Loser … I guess that would be Fat Fuck Losers, according to AWD.
Stucky-Back to the gym! I was well disciplined yesterday. Ate some turkey and some lean-looking pieces of ham, and not much else. I seem to be solidly under 205, even though I haven’t been skiing much due to our recent cold snap. Maybe tomorrow-the high is supposed to be a balmy -10.
Re OWS being over-Occupy is on the front page of my local paper most days. Today was a photo of a guy/sign in California, I believe: “PEPPER SPRAY THE FED”. Right fuckin’ on. And our local Occupy Fairbanks weathered -40 F weather, thanks to their tent. Mayor says it must go, but doesn’t have the balls to make it so. The borough (that’s what we call counties) is trying to decide if they have authority to enforce their administrative rules. Hopefully it warms up before they figure it out.