ANONYMOUS HACKS CIA – SSS’ PENSION DATA DELETED – HE MAY HAVE TO PLAY ON PUBLIC GOLF COURSES

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Posted on 11th February 2012 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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I have it from good sources that Anonymous has erased all records of SSS ever working for the CIA in retaliation for his continued support of Edward Bernays and the United Fruit Guatamelan coup. His obscene government pension will no longer be paid. He will be forced to slum it on public golf courses from now on.

Bristol Golf Club has some of the least likely golfing terrain: the opening hole is in sight of a blue metal warehouse building, and the green is partly hidden by stumps and a fenced-in transformer.

CIA hack exposes agency’s computer system vulnerability to attack

The CIA website was hit in a series of attacks conducted by the elusive hacker group that previously targeted US law enforcement agencies in response to the “crack down” of Occupy movement protestors. As reported earlier, Anonymous took credit for hitting the websites of the US Department of Homeland Security, which was quickly revived, and the FBI.

The CIA seems less prepared for fighting Anonymous than other agencies as it’s website fell rather quickly according to various reports.

If the work of dhs.gov was revived in mere minutes, the CIA’s site was still down hours after the attacks.

JUST FOR LAUGHS?

One of the twitter accounts affiliated with Anonymous explained the reasons of the attack: “We do it for the lulz,” referring to the popular online abbreviation “for laughs.”

In previous occasions Anonymous has orchestrated attacks against websites using what are called “distributed denial of services attacks”.

The technique also known as a DDoS, is a concentrated effort by multiple individuals to make a network busy to its intended users.

A denial-of-service attack (DoS attack) or “distributed denial-of-service attack” (DDoS attack) is an attempt to make a computer or network resource unavailable to its intended users. Although the means to carry out, motives for, and targets of a DoS attack may vary, it generally consists of the concerted efforts of a person, or multiple people to prevent an Internet site or service from functioning efficiently or at all, temporarily or indefinitely. Perpetrators of DoS attacks typically target sites or services hosted on high-profile web servers such as banks, credit card payment gateways, and even root nameservers.

The term is generally used relating to computer networks, but is not limited to this field; for example, it is also used in reference to CPU resource management.

The United States Computer Emergency Readiness Team (US-CERT) defines symptoms of denial-of-service attacks to include:

Unusually slow network performance(opening files or accessing web sites)
Unavailability of a particular web site
Inability to access any web site
Dramatic increase in the number of spam emails received—(this type of DoS attack is considered an e-mail bomb)
Denial-of-service attacks can also lead to problems in the network ‘branches’ around the actual computer being attacked. For example, the bandwidth of a router between the Internet and a LAN may be consumed by an attack, compromising not only the intended computer, but also the entire network.

If the attack is conducted on a sufficiently large scale, entire geographical regions of Internet connectivity can be “compromised” without the attacker’s knowledge or intent by incorrectly configured or flimsy network infrastructure equipment.

“Computers are basically overwhelmed in such attacks”, says Jack Smack, a teen hacker in Charlotte, N.C.

Even though DDoS attacks are a violation of the Internet Architecture Board’s proper use policy, it has become an effective tool for Anonymous to target law enforcement authorities and drug cartels.

This is not the first time Anonymous takes down cia.gov. In June, as part of a 51-day-long hacking spree, the Anonymous affiliated group LulzSec took down the CIA’s site for a few hours. The reason was the same as today: “For the lulz.”

Two weeks ago, the online group also released an audio of a conference call between the US Federal Bureau of Investigation and Britain’s Scotland Yard counterpart targeting members of the largely untraceable group.

It was done as part of the F*ckFBIFriday campaign, hackers downed the official website for the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States cia.gov.

­At approximately 3:10 p.m. Eastern standard time one of twitter accounts related to the hackers’ group announced “cia.gov DOWN. #UMAD?#Anonymous.”

“This was meant to convey a message”, said Whitey Neumann of Charlotte, who has been studying the tactics of Anonymous in an attempt to better understand the group.

Last week we found out the FBI also got hacked.

Along with the “top secret audio leaks”, numerous other sites fell victim to Anonymous’ hack attacks including entertainment corporations and government sites.

The websites for the US Department of Justice and Universal Music Group were among the first to go, with the sites for US Copyright Office, Warner Music, BMI, and RIAA following suit shortly after.

These attacks were in retaliation for a raid on “Megaupload”, where the feds raided the file sharing service site which led to more than 20 warrants being served and several arrests internationally. This was viewed unfavorably by members of Anonymous.

Anonymous is completely decentralized and its members operate covertly. Members of Anonymous could be anywhere, could be anyone. Traditionally known as F*ckFBIFriday, into F*ckCIAFriday, as hackers shut down the official website for the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States cia.gov.

­At approximately 3:10 p.m. Eastern time one of twitter accounts related to the hackers’ group announced “cia.gov DOWN. #UMAD?#Anonymous.” This corresponded to the time when the CIA was attacked.

CIA VULNERABLITY ON DISPLAY FOR THE WHOLE WORD TO SEE

“It must be hugely embarrassing for the CIA to be attacked by a denial of service attack and be caught with its proverbial pants down”, says Tom Smith of Charlotte, who said the attack bring to light just how vulnerable the CIA is to hackers. “In a way this is a good thing, because the CIA can use this to help close gaps in its systems and upgrade its security”, he said.

“What else was compromised in the hack of CIA”, says Erin Van Kamp of Charlotte, a computer security experts.

Defending against Denial of Service attacks typically involves the use of a combination of attack detection, traffic classification and response tools, aiming to block traffic that they identify as illegitimate and allow traffic that they identify as legitimate.



10 Comments
  1. SSS says:

    Admin

    Sorry to disappoint you, but my retirement check is issued through another government agency, which shall remain unnamed, not the CIA. Phew!!! My golf membership at a private club is safe, but I do play golf at public courses every now and then.

    Anyway, this article is a total non-starter and very misleading, starting with…………….

    “It must be hugely embarrassing for the CIA to be attacked by a denial of service attack and be caught with its proverbial pants down”, says Tom Smith of Charlotte, who said the attack bring to light just how vulnerable the CIA is to hackers.

    Well, the CIA may be slightly miffed, but I assure you it is not worried about its overall computer security. First, the CIA website referred to is intended for the public and thus on the Internet, where damn near anything is subject to a sophisticated hack attack. Second, the computer system used by the CIA for its OPERATIONS cannot be hacked. It’s literally impossible. I can’t go into details, but I think anyone with a in-depth knowledge of computer networks could likely build a reasonable explanation as to how that could be accomplished.

    “What else was compromised in the hack of CIA”, says Erin Van Kamp of Charlotte, a computer security expert.

    Nothing of value, Erin. Nothing of value.

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    11th February 2012 at 6:07 pm

  2. Administrator says:

    SSS

    Now I’m relieved. The thought of you not being able to go on vacations from your vacation was almost too much for me to bear.

    I wouldn’t get too cocky about how sophisticated the government drones have been in setting up their computer systems.

    I believe the Chinese have already showed us a thing or two.

    I understand Patreaus uses United Fruit as his password.

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    11th February 2012 at 6:27 pm

  3. Kill Bill says:

    Denial-of-service attacks can also lead to problems in the network ‘branches’ around the actual computer being attacked. For example, the bandwidth of a router between the Internet and a LAN may be consumed by an attack, compromising not only the intended computer, but also the entire network. -As posted above

    BS. A denial of service attack is a group of thousands of bots [peoples pooters who dont know their slow ass computer is being used] it will slow the LAN, sure, and it stops normal users from accessing the site. Overall its like millions of computers hitting the refresh [F5] key to a web page. I overloads the server//

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    11th February 2012 at 8:31 pm

  4. Novista says:

    SSS

    You mean the CIA doesn’t use that spiffy Israeli security software?

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    11th February 2012 at 8:43 pm

  5. Kill Bill says:

    I understand Patreaus uses United Fruit as his password. -admin

    Im sure he put a 12345 before it.

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    11th February 2012 at 8:53 pm

  6. Hope@ZeroKelvin says:

    SSS’s pension is safe.

    The hackers were after his private stash of Selma Heyak pixs, which he uploaded onto the CIA servers thinking they would be safe there.

    I mean really. Most men would rather stare at avSelma than a Jackson or a Benjamin.

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    11th February 2012 at 12:02 pm

  7. ANONYMOUS says:

    HZK

    You are correct. We have absconded with SSS’ vast treasure trove of Salma Hayek obscene photos. Until he admits that the CIA was responsible for the deaths of 200,000 Guatamelans, we will release one photo per day.

    salma-hayek-03.jpg

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    11th February 2012 at 12:20 pm

  8. SSS says:

    Only the collective intelligence of TBP members could have figured out what the hackers were really after. You were right. I checked my clandestine file containing hundreds of priceless photos, and one really hot video, of Salma Hayek. Gone. Blank screen. Nada. And I had that file passworded and firewalled by NSA.

    We’re in big trouble.

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    11th February 2012 at 2:09 pm

  9. Kill Bill says:

    The Burning Hive

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    11th February 2012 at 2:24 pm

  10. Mikey says:

    cia.png

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    11th February 2012 at 8:00 pm

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