SECTION 8 DOING GREAT

I’m sure you all remember the Section 8 family that lives year round at a beach resort, 50 yards from the beach and the Atlantic Ocean. I filled you in on this fine upstanding family last summer:

http://www.theburningplatform.com/?p=18085

We visited Wildwood this weekend for the 1st time since last September. It was a delightful weekend and a well needed rest. And you’ll be happy to know that the deteriorating economic situation has not affected our Section 8 friends in the condo next door to ours. The 50 something year old patriarch still sits on the deck drinking beer. His 400 pound loudmouth wife is as loud as ever. The teenage dullard appears as slow witted as ever. And the old lady with the walker is still kicking. A myriad of other “family” members paraded in and out of the condo all weekend.

You’ll be happy to know that despite living in Section 8 housing, surely being on food stamps, and most certainly collecting multiple SSDI checks, these poor folk were able to trade in their old car for a 2007 Buick Rendezvous that looks brand new. This is in addition to the truck the old man already drives. Their new vehicle looks like this. 

 

One might wonder how a welfare family where NO ONE works can possibly purchase a $13,000 vehicle. How much do you want to bet that our old friends at Ally Financial were involved in this transaction? When you read about the fantastic auto sales from our fantastic car makers, remember how it is being done. You and I own Ally Financial (78% Federal government ownership). Ally and GM and Obama don’t care if this loan is repaid. They just want a car sale in order to prove the economy is recovering. The people in the condo next door put the SUB in subprime.

So it looks like Obama has this Section 8 household locked up for the 2012 election. No suffering in Section 8 land in Wildwood. Now it’s time for us to leave the shore in our 13 year old minivan. I must be doing something wrong.

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DaveL
DaveL

And I’m the racist? Shame on you for this stereotyping article. Those people probably worked very hard to steal your fucking money. Show some compassion and remember that their ancestors picked the cotton that is used in Lawanda’s tampon that you are paying for.

Stucky

Jim,

Have your neighbors signed up on TBP yet?

wyoming mike
wyoming mike

I’d bet Tawanda, LaMichael & little Jevon know they’re famous?

TeresaE
TeresaE

Oh yeah baby!

It’s tax bonus time for the under-employed, gubment “assisted” and welfare queen.

Baby’s daddy still “lives” at his momma’s while he eats off the food stamps the guv gives momma and takes his showers with electricity and a roof paid for by us too.

Then, if either mommy or daddy actually get off their asses and go to McD’s or Walmart for a few hours a week, they get back thousands of dollars in the spring and run out to lease a new car, or buy the family smart phones, or up their cable package to provide wireless for their new tablet or iPad.

Or, as my favorite epitome of trash family does, take the cash and go to Disney. Nearly every year.

Sadly, I see nothing but the probability of this segment of society continuing to explode while us that pay are shoved into it.

Thank gawd that the government is buying foreclosure mortgages at 100%, then selling the properties back to the bank then lending the money to gift “acceptable” investors, then lend them the money to fix up the houses to bring up to Section 8 standards, then as the cherry on the sundae, they will pay the rent that will make the payments that will pay for the house thus allowing the investors, and the banks, to keep their multi-million dollar bonuses while the rest of us get the freaking bill.

Welcome back Admin.

AWD

It’s not a party until an obese black chick is screaming

Like I said last week, you can tell the gold-platted disability recipients from the Welfare hacks by the cars they drive. Once you get the “holy grail” of entitlements, disability, you can pop for a new car whenever you want.

Admin: you’re doing it wrong. Become depressed and get on disability, you can get a new car and rent your Wildwood condo out to yourself via section 8. Only stupid people work for a living, weight under 300lbs, and don’t have a disabled sticker on their car. Only stupid people walk anymore (don’t have a scooter) or pay taxes. It’s great when the government rewards you for being a fat, lazy piece of shit.

MuckAbout

@AWD: Actually, it will turn out to be the end of our world once it has run it’s course..

MA

Game Over
Game Over

why do i read this shit and then insist on reading the comments when i’m drunk…why? why??

@DavelL: you are a hot f*cking mess (and i love it). stop it. please.

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