I was just thinking about how sad Mr. Warren Sapp of a Dad must be that he lost his chumpionship rings from UM and Super Bowel 37. Poor thing, he must be totally distraught!
To that end, this cracker has come up with a wonderful (At least I think so anyway) idea to help him recover his rings.
I want to post a bond with my attorney in Tampa. Let’s just say it’s for 100k, k? Said bond would be used as reward for recovering his rings. For 100k, the rings would probably show up yesterday.
So the survey answers are as follows:
P. Do it! Fry his ass, TG!
R. Don’t do it! Who the fuck do you think you are, TG, you dick!
I. Who cares? Sapp is a douche nozzle anyway TG so don’t waste your time.
C. Do it, but use the name “Jim Quinn” instead of your own.
K. Go fuck yourself, TG.
I want to do it but the Mrs., being the sharpest knife in our drawer says no. If you knew Sapp the man like I know him, and you could, you would do it.
Don’t just pussy out and answer 1 or 3 and not elaborate. I need help to make my case to the wife so we can find those rings! If you tell me no, your shit gets deleted without prejudice.
Thank-you for participating in the latest TBP pole.
Stucky says:
First of all, it’s not a fuckin’ “pole” …. unless you want to climb up one to stick your head up your ass.
POLL!!!
It’s a POLL.
Not, pole!
POLL!!
Got it?
Thank Yeeww
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12th April 2012 at 9:16 am
Stucky says:
“Don’t just pussy out and answer 1 or 3 and not elaborate.”
Second, what the fuck are you talking about?? There is NO “1″ or “3″ choice!
Your choices are P.R.I.C.K. — which is kinda cute, but where is “1″ or “3″?
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Third, you only have 5 choices. Not enough. You need 10. I suggest you restart the poll with the choices C.O.C.K.S.U.C.K.E.R.
Which is exactly what Sapp is, so I don’t give a shit …. which, I suppose, is choice “I” …. or ’3′ in your fucked up numbering system.
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12th April 2012 at 9:23 am
Tampa Gold says:
SSS, How long have you been impersonating Stuck?
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12th April 2012 at 11:04 am
Stucky says:
LOL !!!!
SSS couldn’t hold my jockstrap, btw.
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12th April 2012 at 11:13 am
Bman says:
How did this even get posted? I couldn’t give a rats ass about sapp, his rings, or this dude “pole”
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12th April 2012 at 1:52 pm
Tampa Gold says:
It’s called satire.
I posted it.
So answer the damn question instead of whining about it.
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12th April 2012 at 2:40 pm
Muck About says:
Admin is asleep this week so those of so _so_ _special_ we have contributor status get to send in bullshit stuff that doesn’t make any sense and Admin just throws it in the que to be published..
Thanks for letting me know it was satire TG.
Warren Sapp is well described by his last name. But he was a hell of a pile of fat, muscle and grits in any hole in the Tampa line while he was there.
Only guy I ever saw who could knock a linebacker out with his breath.
His jockstrap after a game was rumored to require a Hazmat team to get rid of it.
He could fill a shower with his stomach while a designated team mate hosed his ass down.
He reportedly required 4 cheerleaders all working at once to figure out which was his front side and which was his back side. Both had huge cracks so it was hard to tell.
I heard he ate an assistant line coach for supper that he had a disagreement with one afternoon.
He had a Turbo-Humvee he took to and from games that had a front loader instead of doors with a heavy duty conveyer belt from backseat to bucket.
All this shit cost money.. Hence his reticence to admit hocking his superbowl rings to support his expenses.
MA
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12th April 2012 at 8:31 pm
NoEffingWay says:
Who?
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12th April 2012 at 8:10 pm