Truth is stranger than fiction…
“3. Cases of ‘violent insanity’ in which the subject attacked friends or family without the use of weapons. Find out if the attacker bit or tried to bite his victims. If so, are any of the victims still in the hospital? Try to discover if any of these victims mysteriously died within days of their bite.”
-Max Brooks, “The Zombie Survival Guide” (Checklist for outbreak detection…)
CHECK!!!!
Perhaps our readers in Florida should be on “Yellow Alert” for the Zombie Apocalypse? THE MOTHERFUCKER GROWLED, DIDN’T DIE WITH THE FIRST SHOTS….
Let me guess. The head shot did the trick.
Kill Bill says:
Disturbing new details have emerged about an incident in Miami, Florida in which police shot and killed a man who was tearing off and eating another man’s face. According to Miami’s WSVN, the victim, who is believed to be homeless, lost 75 percent of his face in the attack and is in critical condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital. Police claim that the dead man was overdosing on a new, powerful form of Lysergic Acid Diethlymide, the hallucinogen commonly known as LSD.
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29th May 2012 at 9:04 am
ragman says:
Move along, nothing to see here. Just a standard day in South FL.
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29th May 2012 at 9:10 am
flash says:
KB -Police claim that the dead man was overdosing on a new, powerful form of Lysergic Acid Diethlymide, the hallucinogen commonly known as LSD.
LSD has never been successfully reproduced outside a government lab.
A bastardized street version has been a round for decades , but no one outside of a few shrinks administering clinical studies and the CIA ever has access to the real deal
The chemical the men were ingesting is commonly known as “bath salts”.
What is it?
Beats me , but it sure the hell isn’t LSD.
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29th May 2012 at 9:23 am
sensetti says:
You just can’t over prepare.
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29th May 2012 at 10:35 am
Colma Rising says:
Drugs.
Riiiiggggght.
That’s what they always say.
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29th May 2012 at 10:52 am
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Then they sailed to the country of the Gerasenes, which is opposite Galilee. When Jesus had stepped out on land, there met him a man from the city who had demons. For a long time he had worn no clothes, and he had not lived in a house but among the tombs. When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell down before him and said with a loud voice, “What have you to do with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you, do not torment me.” For he had commanded the unclean spirit to come out of the man. (For many a time it had seized him. He was kept under guard and bound with chains and shackles, but he would break the bonds and be driven by the demon into the desert.) Jesus then asked him, “What is your name?” And he said, “Legion,” for many demons had entered him. And they begged him not to command them to depart into the abyss. Now a large herd of pigs was feeding there on the hillside, and they begged him to let them enter these. So he gave them permission. Then the demons came out of the man and entered the pigs, and the herd rushed down the steep bank into the lake and drowned.
(Luke 8:26-33)
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29th May 2012 at 11:06 am
sensetti says:
Key life saving attributes: be fast, accurate, tenacious, just simply fearless, and by all means pray.
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29th May 2012 at 11:19 am
AWD says:
The zombie apocalypse has started. All hail my pump-action 12 gauge and magnum 00 buck; and don’t forget the cardio:
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29th May 2012 at 11:40 am
Colma Rising says:
“Blades don’t need to be re-loaded”
-Max Brooks
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29th May 2012 at 11:50 am
brann says:
reminds of that billy idol song—–eyes without a face.
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29th May 2012 at 12:17 pm
John says:
L. A. Marzulli
Naked man who was shot, killed while trying to eat another man’s face identified
Naked man who was shot, killed while trying to eat another man’s face identified
Days Of Chaos – Part 2
As the story about the man, or should I say cannibal who was eating the face of another man unfolds, we now discover, according to the latest report coming out of Miami, that the man growled like a wild animal, when the officer approached the scene. The actual quote that was released was, ’he growled at me like an animal when I approached him.” The officer who shot the crazed man, has moved his family out of the sate of Florida. What has terrified the officer that he would go to such lengths to get out of the state? I believe this officer saw something that shocked him to his very core, that challenged his world view, that unsettled his soul to the point that he is packing up his family and getting away from the horrors of the crime scene. I believe the reason for this is the officer was met with unmitigated evil. He experienced face to face the manifestation of a demonic entity whose blood thirst may go back to the days before the flood. Here’s why.
We read in the Book of Enoch that when the fallen angels procreated with the women of earth the product of that unholy union was the Nephilim. We also discover that the Nephilim demanded more and more from their human counterparts and they eventually could not be satisfied. This led to the Nephilim cannibalising human beings, eating their flesh and drinking their blood. Is there a connection between events that happened thousands of years ago and today? The media is telling us that this crazed man engaged in these despicable acts because he was high on LSD, and he was having a bad trip. I believe that this is nothing more that a spin by the media to calm the fears of the public with a story that sounds plausible. As I stated the man growled like an enraged animal when the policeman approached him. I wonder what his eyes looked like?
It will be interesting to see what unfolds about this man in the coming days as the investigation continues. I am, however, not hopeful that we will be told all of the facts. In the meantime here is another scenario that may provide a more plausible answer to what transpired in Miami
I believe that demons are the disembodied spirits of the Nephilim. They are earth-bound entities that must possess a man or animal in order to manifest in our dimension. We see this when Jesus is confronted by the Demoniac of Gadara and when he asks the man his name, he replies, Legion for we are many. Jesus then commands the demons to come out, but they beg Him not to send them into the abyss. They then ask if they can go into a herd of swine. Jesus gives them permission to do this and once the legion of demons enter into the swine the crazed animals hurl themselves over the cliff and drown.
As I stated yesterday drugs open a person up to the demonic realm. They act as a springboard to the second heaven and also to the entities that roam the earth. i.e. demons. We don’t know who this crazed individual was and what he believed or what he was engaged in as far as participation in the occult. The question for me is did he open himself up to the demonic realm? Was the growling that the officer heard in fact the outward manifestation of a disembodied spirit of a Nephilim who then engaged precisely in what h e did before the flood, by eating the flesh of his victim?
In closing todays post: As I stated yesterday these are the Days of Chaos and I believe they are only going to get worse. Why? Because the demonic is beginning to manifest in ways that I have never seen before. May I suggest that we are moving into a time unlike any other and men will faint from fear from what is coming on the earth. There is a war that is going on and it is beginning to spill out upon the earth. As it begins to do so, will we see more of what happened in Miami? Please remember the words of Jesus who warns us that unless those days were shortened – the days of the tribulation – no flesh would survive. If these are the birth pains as I state every day In the Other News section then these are truly the beginnings of sorrows or the Days of Chaos.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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AWD says:
So, what I guess they’re saying is, if they put LSD in the water supply, everyone would turn into flesh eating zombies?
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29th May 2012 at 12:29 pm
Colma Rising says:
So the officer leaves…
Now await news, or lack of news, concerning the victim.
This is some freaky shit, man.
Keep your fucking heads on a swivel.
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29th May 2012 at 12:40 pm
Persnickety says:
@Sensetti: my favorite version of that phrase is the one used by SR71 drivers:
“Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil; for I am at 80,000 feet and climbing.”
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29th May 2012 at 12:54 pm
Persnickety says:
BTW, a public service announcement: if you go to the wrong places on the internetz (the places where AWD and Stucky find their pr0n) you can find a photo of the face-eating victim. DO NOT FIND AND LOOK AT IT. It will give you nightmares. Seriously.
I know that drugs are bad, and I’m not religious, but the whole story is way beyond the pale of fucked up shit.
Oh, and for anyone who thinks that 2+2=25, consider this odd little DOS attack:
http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/hackers-take-down-largest-survival-web-site-threatening-email-sent-prior-to-attack_05272012
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29th May 2012 at 12:56 pm
Kill Bill says:
The chemical the men were ingesting is commonly known as “bath salts”.
What is it? -flash
I dont know what the two guys were taking. But ‘bath salts’ and ‘incense’ are ways smoke shops get around laws to peddle their products..legally.
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29th May 2012 at 1:14 pm
AWD says:
Newsjunkie:
Don’t feed the cats LSD
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29th May 2012 at 1:19 pm
Hope@ZeroKelvin says:
Did you know that some math guys have actually done mathematical modelling of a zombie outbreak??
“How fast do we need to deal with the outbreak? Here’s the equation they used, where S = susceptibles, Z = zombies and R = removed. If an infection breaks out in a city of 500,000 people, the zombies will outnumber the susceptibles in about three days.”
(http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/08/zombies/)
Since this zombie guy was evidently 1) homeless, 2) had a criminal hx, 3) a bonefide psycho – he fits my Zombie Barbarian motif to a T.
Probably voted for Obama as well, heh, okay, that was a cheap shot, so solly.
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29th May 2012 at 1:33 pm
sensetti says:
Here’s the Zombie
The naked man who tried to eat another man’s face before he was shot dead by police was identified Monday.
Police sources confirmed that the attacker was 31-year-old Rudy Eugene. His name was first reported by WPLG-ABC 10.
Court records show that Eugene was married in 2005 and divorced in 2007. According to the filing, he had no income and his assets included $2 cash and $50 for a cellphone
Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/28/2821404/naked-man-who-tried-to-rip-the.html#storylink=cpy
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29th May 2012 at 1:36 pm
Hope@ZeroKelvin says:
I posted this a few threads ago, prophetic, really.
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29th May 2012 at 2:02 pm
sensetti says:
Description of victim
Poseidon says; oh… and before you Caucasian folks go running off too fast with this news, the other guy was pale skinned (White or Spanish).
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/28/2821404/naked-man-who-tried-to-rip-the.html#disqus_thread
I wonder if Mr. Obama will come out and say “If I had a son he would look like Rudy”………….prolly not.
Is Little Al and Reverend Jackass on the way to Miami ?
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29th May 2012 at 2:07 pm
AWD says:
The PROGRESSIVES have decided that the word “zombie” is discriminatory, racist, and not politically correct, especially considering the culprit in Miami. Therefore, from now on, please use the word “life impaired” when describing such people. Thank you.
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29th May 2012 at 2:09 pm
flash says:
sensetti
Neck tattoos are the first sign i look for in potential zombi threats.
I’m curious as to why journalist who always rely on meticulous research are labeling this zombie drug as LSD?…shock value geared at easily alarmed dumb-asses?
This guy is a straight laced pussy compared to Jeffrey Dahmer.
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/28/causeway-cannibal-identified-fears-grow-over-drug-possibly-involved/
The president of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police, Armando Aguilar believes the entire incident is the fault of a new drug trend that has led to similar incidents. Emergency room doctors at Jackson Memorial Hospital said they too have seen a major increase in cases linked to the street drug called “bath salts” or the new LSD.
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29th May 2012 at 2:10 pm
Colma Rising says:
Oh my.
Persnickity:
Is there any news of the victim?
Is he snacking on anyone yet?
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29th May 2012 at 2:34 pm
Persnickety says:
@Colma: I dunno. Honestly given the photo I saw I doubt he’ll ever eat solid food again. You do NOT want to see it. I wish I could un-see it.
@flash: if you saw the photo of the victim you would think that Dahmer’s victims had it better than this guy.
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29th May 2012 at 2:45 pm
flash says:
persnickety -
Thanks I’ll pass
I seen enough horrible shit to last me another lifetime.
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29th May 2012 at 2:48 pm
Colma Rising says:
Just in case someone questions the officer’s decision to plug the ghoul, follow Snick’s lead there.
“In the brain and not the chest, head shots are the very best”
-Children’s ryhme in the movie Fido.
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29th May 2012 at 2:58 pm
ron says:
Uh demons attracted to evil,brain eating.Oh washington.thats what happened.
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29th May 2012 at 3:19 pm
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sensetti
He looks hungry.
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29th May 2012 at 3:38 pm
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AWD
That describes 75% of the people on the Wildwood Boardwalk.
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29th May 2012 at 3:41 pm
themanfromporlock says:
Re: LSD, CIA etc., if you like a good conspiracy theory, the story of Pont-Saint-Esprit is worth a read.
‘If someone came to you and said a CIA unit were going to poison a French town with acid, you’d laugh at them. But that’s what happened – no question.’
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1258801/Was-idyllic-French-village-driven-crazy-LSD-secret-American-mind-experiment.html#ixzz1wI6fxONy
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29th May 2012 at 4:06 pm
sensetti says:
Admin it’s
hongry
The superlative form of the word hungry.
Yo, I’m not even hungry anymore. I’m HONGRY!
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29th May 2012 at 5:12 pm
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29th May 2012 at 5:28 pm
Kill Bill says:
A New Jersey man who repeatedly stabbed himself and threw pieces of his flesh and intestines at law enforcement officials remains hospitalized in critical condition on Tuesday, according to the Associated Press.
Police on Sunday responded to call from someone saying 43-year-old Wayne Carter was threatening to hurt himself with a 12-inch knife.
When police arrived at the residence, the man yelled at the officers and stabbed himself. As police entered, he threw pieces of his own body at them and threatened them with his knife.
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29th May 2012 at 8:50 pm
Kill Bill says:
Mephodrone http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mephedrone
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29th May 2012 at 8:53 pm
mary malone says:
This is a horror story on so many levels. I agree, it’s demonic.
Of course, it’s all Obama’ s fault. He’s been stirring the pot, agitating, just like a community organizing Marxist should.
My hometown made the news Sunday too. Rhree cars and a home were torched at 3AM. Cops don’t have zombies, I mean suspects yet.
It’s going to be a long hot summer. Their scheme is unfolding as planned.
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29th May 2012 at 9:10 pm
Colma Rising says:
For the fans of the genre, a little ditty…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wqCmJ2zCA4
For the Misfits fans who are Danzig purists: Don’t watch, like most don’t anyway…. I can’t say I don’t enjoy that video, though.
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29th May 2012 at 9:38 pm
Colma Rising says:
Ok, some old-school “real” Misfits to some Romero….
All of Pennsylvania should appreciate Romero, almost as much as Franklin you know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHNZJn_8OLQ&feature=related
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29th May 2012 at 9:44 pm
Persnickety says:
Here’s an Anthrax song that kicks Colma’s pathetic teeny-bopper misfits stuff back to preschool and just flat out rocks, done up in two different fan videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSjwl4a6Cdk
(the goriest 6 minutes you’ll ever see)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ge22RmZ274&feature=related
(still gory but a bit more interesting)
Oh yeah, these are gory but it’s all fake so it’s not like looking at the photo of the Miami victim, which I repeat you do NOT want to see. These videos are like puppy & kitten therapy after seeing that pic.
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29th May 2012 at 10:24 pm
Colma Rising says:
Yeah yeah, Persnickity. Don’t make me post old GWAR concerts. I did a post with Anthrax w/ Public enemy a while back. I think that scared TBPers more than any horror show ever could…
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29th May 2012 at 10:37 pm
Persnickety says:
Go ahead Colma, Bring the Noise.
GWAR is a little amusing but is basically Spinal Tap with bigger costumes.
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29th May 2012 at 10:40 pm
Colma Rising says:
Ok, that first link was ALL ABOUT THE GOODNESS, Snicks.
Fuck you anyway for not appreciating low production value.
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29th May 2012 at 11:04 pm
Colma Rising says:
Ok, from http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/346560/20120529/miami-cannibal-attack-zombie-apocalypse-rudy-eugene.htm
“And the zombie apocalypse is nigh, if you believe the predictions of people like the writer behind the blog IHopeRickSantorum, who compiled a list of 10 zombie-esque happenings in Florida and other states between May 16 and Saturday, highlights of which are broken down below:
On May 16, students and teachers at a Florida high school had to be decontaminated after breaking out in a mysterious rash, according to the Huffington Post.
On May 21, a Bellwood, Illinois, man was arrested after allegedly biting an 18-year-old woman’s cheek, according to MySuburbanLife.com.
On May 23, a Spring Valley, Calif., man was arrested for allegedly biting the tip off of his cousin’s nose off, according to NBC San Diego.
On May 26, the same day as the infamous Miami cannibal attack, a Florida anesthesiologist allegedly banged his head against the inside of a cop car until he started bleeding following a DUI arrest. He then proceeded to allegedly spit blood in a police officer’s face, acccording to ABC News.
All these events, combined with the Miami cannibal attack itself, have sparked widespread fears — however irrational they may be — that a “zombie apocalypse” has begun.”
LOL I’m not the only fucker scratching his foil-clad head.
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29th May 2012 at 11:18 pm
DaveL says:
“Cases of ‘violent insanity’ in which the subject attacked friends or family without the use of weapons. Find out if the attacker bit or tried to bite his victims. If so, are any of the victims still in the hospital? Try to discover if any of these victims mysteriously died within days of their bite.”
I smell a new law firm ad coming on TV soon from James Sokolove or Dewey Cheethan & Howe…
Had your face chewed off by a stranger? Had your penis sliced off by a crazed housewife? Had your breasts bitten by a wild homeless man? You could be entitled to a large cash payment. Just call us at 1-800-YOU BITE.
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29th May 2012 at 11:27 pm
AKAnon says:
Good to know bullets still stop zombies. You never can tell with paranormal activities, sometimes the rules change. Head shots, right Colma? Lock & load, ladies & gents.
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29th May 2012 at 12:27 am
Colma Rising says:
Akanon: In the classic “Return Of The Living Dead” wherein the zombies repeatedly moan “Brrrraaaaaiiins”, not even the head shot stops them.
The eeriest part of the whole genre is that in the movies…. I’d guess 99.99% of them…. there isn’t really a “supernatural” cause of the zombie outbreak. Unlike every other campy monster out there: Vampire, werewolf, ghost, demon/devil, the zombie of the movies isn’t the product of hocus-pocus deviltry…
No sir.
It’s always some man-made fuckup. Be it virus, radiation, chemical, drugs etc… It’s always the product of some hubris on the part of man tinkering with nature. THE SCARIEST part is that in a way, it’s entirely possible.
The only thing seperating this fucking disgusting story from some garbage B-movie on the bottom of the netflix list is that the victim isn’t passing it on via HZK’s formula she found…. at least that we know of.
I think that’s what gives “zombie mania” it’s longevity.
Really, that dude IS a zombie. Everything in that newscast was surreal… Mindless psychos chowing on their buddies and growling?
Fuckin A, Akanon.
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29th May 2012 at 1:13 am
Colma Rising says:
Snicks is right, too. If the pics out there of the victim are real, it’s really NOT something you wnt to see. Some fucked up shit.
DO NOT serch goo imagez foa Causeway Cannibal
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29th May 2012 at 1:23 am
Colma Rising says:
Until next time….
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29th May 2012 at 1:45 am
AKAnon says:
FYI-I dig the Misfits & Danzig. Also Snick’s Anthrax vids. I am no connoisseur of zombie flics, but I have watched a few. Also vaguely familiar w/ Haitian voodoo, as my cousin was born in Haiti (USMC base) and my mother, aunt & ex-uncle lived there early ’60s. Dey got dem sum good zombie, mon. Still man-made, but different.
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29th May 2012 at 1:52 am
AKAnon says:
Good thing I got the chain saw running last weekend.
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29th May 2012 at 1:55 am
Kill Bill says:
OTTAWA — Canadian police are investigating after a decomposing human foot was mailed to the ruling Conservative Party at its headquarters in Ottawa.
The package was partly opened by the receptionist who called the police after seeing blood stains and was overwhelmed by the smell.
“The Hazmat Unit and Emergency Operations Section were called and upon further inspection of the package it was determined that there was possibly a human foot in the box,” Ottawa police said in a statement.
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29th May 2012 at 7:09 am
Kill Bill says:
Zombies are political activists..whocannaknowed?
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The nephilim are coming!
Yes, they are faked photos.
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29th May 2012 at 7:17 am
John says:
A homeless dumbass with obvious mental issues does something bizarre and repugnant. Why are we discussing this? (Drum roll please.) And the answer is??
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29th May 2012 at 7:54 am
sensetti says:
@ John
It’s very simple John, because Colma wanted to and Admin posted it.
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29th May 2012 at 8:32 am
John says:
Okay. Thanks.
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29th May 2012 at 9:28 am
Persnickety says:
In case you didn’t know, previously respectable ammo manufacturer Hornady came out last year with “Zombie Max” ammo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQWb-5nblx4
Yes, that’s a REAL Hornady commercial for a REAL product you can buy in stores. I thought it was stupid when it came out and I still do. But you start to wonder… are people just randomly getting an infatuation with zombies lately, like say with big hair in the 1980′s or muscle cars in the early 70′s? Or are the powers that be trying to steer the conversation and views of the masses as a set-up to using some sort of scare (probably that they created) for their own political and social goals?
Keep your tinfoil on and your shottie close.
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29th May 2012 at 11:16 am
Zarathustra says:
When you have cable TV, you get bored.
When you get bored, you drink too much.
When you drink too much, you get fired.
When you get fired, you become homeless.
When you become homeless, you sleep on an overpass.
When you sleep on an overpass, you get your face eaten off by a zombie.
Don’t get your face eaten by a zombie.
Switch from cable to Direct TV.
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29th May 2012 at 10:54 pm
Persnickety says:
So, something even more horrific happened yesterday, which is also zombie-like:
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2012/05/30/20120530texas-woman-kills-infant-eats-brain.html
Too fucked up. Do read it though. For our resident doctors and anyone in law enforcement, how common is this type of really, really freaking weird psycho cannibalism behavior? Is this something that’s always been happening and we are just hearing a couple incidents in the press this week by random chance?
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29th May 2012 at 3:13 pm
Thinker says:
Another incident: Cannibal in Maryland
There have been reports of rampant cannibalism in Europe for the last couple of years, but I do think it’s on the increase here, too. All part of people ‘losing it’ as things get worse.
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29th May 2012 at 3:29 pm
Being a Zombie « Being a Beautiful Mess says:
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