“I once saw a snake having sex with a vulture, and I thought, It’s just business as usual in Washington DC.
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― Jarod Kintz
“I once watched several criminals engage in an organized argument, while an audience of supporters cheered them on, but I was so disgusted that I had to turn off the political debate.
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― Jarod Kintz
“Politicians are like warts on the body of society. And the only thing worse than warts are lawyers and lobbyists.
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― Jarod Kintz
“I once saw a politician walking a dog, and I thought, “How absurd—an animal walking an animal.” Then I thought, “If given the choice, I’d rather vote for the dog.”
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― Jarod Kintz
“Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword.
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― Jarod Kintz
“He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.”
― George Bernard Shaw
“Politicians were mostly people who’d had too little morals and ethics to stay lawyers.”
― George R.R. Martin
“I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician”
― Charles Chaplin
“Most people don’t know where money comes from. Even most of our elected officials don’t know. If you were to ask a politician where money comes from, s/he would probably reply, “I don’t know, from other people’s pockets?”
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― Jarod Kintz
“Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.”
― Ambrose Bierce
“He’s an honest politician–he stays bought.”
― Robert A. Heinlein
“To be surrounded by sixty people who make your life miserable is to be at a family reunion. But to be surrounded by 600,000 people who make the whole world miserable is to live in Washington DC.
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― Jarod Kintz
“If politicians stopped meddling with things they don’t understand, there would be a more drastic reduction in the size of government than anyone in either party advocates.”
― Thomas Sowell
“Our leaders know we’re turning into a giant ghetto and they are taking every last hubcap they can get their hands on before the rest of us wake up and realize what’s happened.”
― Matt Taibbi
“Conflict is created by two conditions: the evil that is sanctioned by the corrupted…and the sacrifice borne by upright men and women who chose to destroy it.”
― Adam Turquine
ASIG says:
“He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything.
Best one sentence description of Obama I’ve found yet.
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27th July 2012 at 12:30 am