‘Romney Murdered JonBenét Ramsey,’ New Obama Campaign Ad Alleges
August 9, 2012 | ISSUE 48•32 More News in Brief
CHICAGO—With campaign rhetoric becoming increasingly heated and both presidential nominees releasing more attack ads, a new 30-second spot from the Obama campaign this week accuses his opponent Mitt Romney of committing the 1996 murder of 6-year-old beauty pageant queen JonBenét Ramsey.
Titled “He Did It,” the advertisement asks if anyone can truly remember where Romney was the night of the child’s murder, and whether the U.S. populace wants a president capable of strangling a little girl and dumping her body in her parents’ basement.
President Obama appears at the end of the advertisement to approve the message.
“I think this is a fair ad, and I think Mitt Romney owes an explanation to the American people as to why he murdered JonBenét Ramsey,” said Obama campaign manager Jim Messina, who called the commercial’s black-and-white reenactment of Mitt Romney carrying a kicking and screaming child to her death “accurate.” “Ultimately, voters need to know who they’re getting with Mitt Romney: a job- and child-killing businessman who is so deceitful he won’t release his tax returns or admit to a senseless murder that shook the nation to its core.”
Scheduled to run in multiple swing states, with significant airtime in Ramsey’s home state of Colorado, the ad criticizes Romney not just for killing the prepubescent girl, but for going to extreme lengths to cover it up. It also states that Mitt Romney paid former school teacher John Mark Karr to falsely come forward as the murderer, and accuses the former Massachusetts governor of being a sex offender.
Over a silhouette of Romney walking away from the Ramsey mansion—blood dripping from his hands—the commercial’s narrator asks, “If Mitt Romney kept the murder of JonBenét a secret from the American people, what else is he hiding?”
Moreover, at the end of the spot a smiling Romney is seen at a campaign event saying, “I killed her, and I had a good time.” Sources from the Romney campaign were quick to announce that the audio and video had been cobbled together from different statements he made during that particular rally.
“Personally, if I killed JonBenét Ramsey, I would have come clean and told the American people that on day one,” Obama’s communication director David Axelrod said on Sunday’s installment of Meet The Press. “But I think that’s a key difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. Barack Obama never murdered a child, and Mitt Romney did.”
According to sources at Obama’s Chicago headquarters, the “He Did It” commercial is just the first in a new series of attack ads that accuses Romney of drowning actress Natalie Wood in 1981, convincing cult leader David Koresh to burn down the Branch Davidian ranch in Waco, TX, and causing the Challenger disaster.
“I think these ads will end up being very effective,” former Bill Clinton campaign strategist Dick Morris said. “If you are an undecided voter and you are constantly seeing images of Mitt Romney standing over a child’s lifeless body, or, as in the case of the ‘Zodiac’ spot, shooting two high schoolers at point blank range on their first date, that’s a pretty persuasive image right there.”
Added Morris, “This ad very effectively reminds us that no child murderer has ever been elected into the White House.”
Though the Obama campaign has denied it, many Beltway observers have said the advertisements are retaliation for the Romney camp’s highly controversial ad, “Boom,” which accuses the president of being the fertilizer bomb that destroyed an Oklahoma City federal building in 1995.
Ron says:
Wow and i thought Dick Cheney did it.
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10th August 2012 at 11:34 am
FBD says:
You heard here first.
Pam Bondi, Florida Attorney General, will be Mitt’s choice for VP.
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10th August 2012 at 11:42 am
TeresaE says:
The far right would still vote for him.
I know Muck doesn’t share it, but I love Fridays around here…
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10th August 2012 at 11:49 am
Administrator says:
Too Hot to be VP
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10th August 2012 at 11:55 am
SAH says:
The fact that I’m not sure if this is a joke or not is a very sad commentary on American Politics.
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10th August 2012 at 12:05 pm
AWD says:
Who?
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10th August 2012 at 12:46 pm
Muck About says:
@TeresaDarlin’: What you mean I don’t like Fridays around here? I said I don’t like Onion articles! I deserve to not like what I want – and Friday Fail and Beasties of Wally’s World are great..
I think Pam Bondi is owned lock stock and panty hose by TPTB but she’d take the offer in a – pardon the expression – split jiffy.. If there is anything about Pam Bondi, it is that she is one ambitious, power hungry hotty. Probably been the worst Attorney General Florida has ever had. I think the best case she ever brought on behalf of the State of Florida was against a homeless man pounding his pud in a State Park.
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10th August 2012 at 4:39 pm
TeresaE says:
@Muck, you are so right, but I seem to remember a post from a couple Friday’s back and I thought you mentioned not liking Fridays because of the Onion.
Of course you are entitled to like, or not like, anything your blessed heart desires.
Hugs, and calling me Darlin’ will get ya’ everywhere…lol
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10th August 2012 at 7:45 pm
Muck About says:
@TeresaSweetie: No, can’t be sweetie – that’s what I call my lover, best friend, companion and wife.. I’ll think about something else.
Oh god! Promises, promises, promises! Makes my heart go pity-pat!
Really, I like every day of the week but the Onion should be at the top of the article, not at the bottom.. The damn trouble with them is they are, upon occasion too close to the truth and then drop the dime and I’m disappointed..
MA
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10th August 2012 at 8:52 pm
On the Road Again says:
FBD did it.
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10th August 2012 at 12:08 am
Gena says:
Surely, this is a sick joke. But I was coming to the conclusion that Brian Mitchell and Wanda Z. did indeed murder JonBenet Ramsey after reading what some investigators came up with! There is a lot of circumstantial evidence that points to them committing this crime before the kidnapping of Elizabeth Smart. Then you have to ask yourself, why haven’t they been charged?! Why hasn’t there been a DNA comparison? Why hasn’t anyone considered that Wanda Z. wrote the ransom letter instead of Patsy Ramsey? You have to ask yourself what Elizabeth and JonBenet’s fathers have in common. Nothing, because one is a Mormon from Utah and the other one is from Michigan. Did I just say that, I said to myself! Mitt Romney had nothing to do with a pair of sick drifters. If they are to be believed that a black guy named Phil just walked up and gave them $300, they are just lucky. And they then decided to skip Colorado and make it the state they didn’t get to see before heading to Alaska and onto Hawaii so they would see all 49 states. Nope, Romney didn’t do it but the Ramsey family had to wait for justice because it would look really bad for another renegade Mormon to be in trouble during election time. Romney ran for President for at least 8 years. First, Warren Jeffs screwed up, then Josh Powell, who evaded arrest too. It would have looked bad for Brian Mitchell and Wanda Z. to be in the limelight again with their renegade Mormonish shenanigans. Romney was the perfect candidate. If only he hadn’t been a blue light bandit with the same type car and same state as the Zodiac killer. He really does have some bad luck. Never name your son after a slang name for the female anatomy. Oh, I read there was a beaver hair on the duct-tape. Is this true? It points to an “outdoorsman” like Mitchell. And Romney doesn’t like to be called Beaver. Mitt is his name.
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10th August 2012 at 1:01 pm
Dani Kekoa says:
*BREAKING NEWS* DNA doesn’t LIE – Religious Psychopath Child Killers Do! JonBenet Ramsey was Murdered by this MONSTER:
*R*O*B*E*R*T* *A*D*O*L*P*H* *E*N*Y*A*R*T* = *6*6*6* = *DAXIS* = *SON of SATAN*
*ShadowGov leader Bob Enyart is a Sadistic Serial Child-Killer in a “Small Foreign Faction” waiting for All Secrets to Be Revealed! JonBenet Ransom Note was signed by the ShadowGov ~ “Victory! S.B.T.C”
*S.B.T.C* = *Strangle Bind Torture Children* & *S.B.T.C = *Shadowgov Breaks The Case* – Google “Bob Enyart JonBenet Ransom Note”
Enyart’s ShadowGov = The “Small Foreign Faction” includes the following “group of individuals” from Denver who’ve been bound together for over twenty years: Master-mind Convicted Child-Abuser, Pastor Bob Enyart who wants to take over the country, Sheriff’s Deputy & snuff-style horror novelist, Gordon Carroll, sodomite slaveboy Ex-US Marine & BEL Co-Host, Doug McBurney, who has a business called Bound Inc. Other criminal offenders such as Ken Scott & countless political assassins.
Bob Enyart is a closet fag who, among other things, is being sued by NPR because he’s a thief in addition to being a twice divorced, twice convicted child abuser who’s afraid of the police…..and his own DNA because Bob Enyart left it all over JonBenet Ramsey when he murdered her on Christmas 1996. Here’s your social security number Bob 152-60-4382. You won’t be needing it in prison, you’ll get a new #. You’re welcome, pastor.
There are at least 3 areas of matching DNA belonging to a white male, who we now know is ROBERT ADOLPH ENYART. The first 2 areas of DNA were identified immediately under her fingernails and in her underwear. The third area of DNA was identified in 2008 through a revolutionary DNA collection process called “Touch DNA.” By this new evidence, the Boulder DA cleared the Ramseys. The DA said there is no innocent explanation for having matching DNA in 3 areas on JonBenet’s person.
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JONBENET Suspect=religious sociopath PASTOR ROBERT “BOB” ADOLPH ENYART a TWICE CONVICTED SERIAL CHILD ABUSER in the DENVER AREA who is AFRAID OF THE DNA! DOB 1-10-59 FBI#678532LA7 License#CO368941 Call DET TRUJILLO at the BOULDER PD 303-441-3338 & email BouldersMostWanted@bouldercolorado.gov, tell everything about ENYART!! We did. Google “Bob Enyart JonBenet Ransom Note” “BOB ADOLPH ENYART ARREST RECORD”
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CONTACT Pastor Bob Enyart – TELL HIM TO KILL HIMSELF! Denver Bible Church tollfree – 1-800-836-9278 OTHERS: 303 463-7789, 303-883-2435, 303-881-0376, 303-667-4918, Call his Google# 720-515-5468 EnyartBob@aol.com BobEnyart@gmail.com Bob@KGOV.com Service@kgov.com curtislikesboysiii@gmail.com
Addresses: 6126 BRAUN COURT, ARVADA CO, 80004 | 8602 YUKON ST ARVADA CO 80005 | 213 TONN VALLEY DR BOX 3639 EVERGREEN, CO 80437
ENYART murdered JonBenet – He needs to DIE!
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10th August 2012 at 10:15 pm