Submitted by Mike Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,
- You are capable of critical thinking.
- You distrust mainstream media.
- You like nature.
- You think it’s a good idea to spend the Friday after Thanksgiving with your family rather than camping outside Best Buy to get a cheap plasma television made in China.
- You think it’s a little strange that WTC building 7 came down at free fall speed on 9/11 yet it was never hit by a plane.
- You think that drones in America might not be for Al Qaeda.
- You would like to be able to get on a plane without having to engage in a mandatory radiation bath and digital strip search.
- You have read a book in the past year.
- You think you have the right to protest.
- You think the War on Terror is a scam.
- You think the War on Drugs is a scam.
- You think the anger directed at America from the Middle East could possibly be related to our foreign policy rather than hating how amazingly free we are.
- You think the Republicans and Democrats are exactly the same on the important issues affecting our country.
- You think believing in The Constitution does not constitute a terrorist act.
- You have heard of the Bill of Rights and can even name what some of them are.
- You question whether the government loves you.
- You think the right to bear arms is not for hunting, rather so citizens can fight back should the government become a bunch of tyrannical thugs.
- You don’t own a television, and if you do, all you watch is RT, especially the Keiser Report and Capital Account.
- You don’t think the NDAA is the name of Kesha’s latest single.
- You think rich, powerful and connected people should be subject to the rule of law and go to jail if they commit crimes. Even if they are bankers and work at JP Morgan or Goldman Sachs.
- You think corporations aren’t people.
- You think Warren Buffet is a phony and a crony capitalist.
- You don’t care that Warren Buffet likes cherry coke, hamburgers and ice cream. He’s still a bad guy.
- You know that gold was made illegal by FDR in 1933 and confiscated from the American people. You know that gold bullion remained illegal for Americans to own until 1975.
- You think politicians that push for war should be sent to fight on the front lines. If they are unable, their children should go.
- You want your food to be labeled GMO so that you can make your own decisions on what you are consuming.
- You grow your own food.
- You buy raw milk.
- You think food and energy should be included in inflation calculations.
- You are aware that the Department of Homeland Security has purchased 1.2 billion rounds of ammo in the past year.
- You question whether said ammo purchases are in anticipation of a Normandy beach style landing by Al Qaeda.
- You think allowing a small group of unelected people (The Federal Reserve) to print unlimited amounts of money and distribute it as they please might not be a good idea.
If you answered yes to more than five of the 32 questions above, you might be a conspiracy theorist.
You also may be on the government’s terror watch list.
Be very alarmed and report it to the authorities immediately should you discover your neighbors engaged in such uncivilized thought.
newsjunkie says:
You think that “TSA” stands for Toilet Safety Administration…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu6KXj-vtl8&feature=related
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24th September 2012 at 8:13 pm
card802 says:
Camp FEMA here I come…………….see you all there…….fuck me…..fuck us all……no, fuck them.
Fuck them to hell.
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24th September 2012 at 8:34 pm
John Angelo says:
28 out of 32. Numbers a quarterback (and conspiracy theorist) would love.
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24th September 2012 at 9:34 pm
FTL says:
Is there presently any kind of reward [ Hopefully some BIG TIME $$$ ] being offered for turning in to the DHS / FEMA any of your friends, neighbors, relatives that scores more than five on the above questioner .
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24th September 2012 at 9:34 pm
Novista says:
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24th September 2012 at 9:53 pm
Yojimbo says:
31. I don’t buy raw milk.
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24th September 2012 at 10:33 pm
Maddie's Mom says:
Oh dear…..
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24th September 2012 at 10:43 pm
Hollow man says:
We are aliens in our own land. At least they know I am here, I guess.
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24th September 2012 at 11:31 pm
SSS says:
“You think it’s a little strange that WTC building 7 came down at free fall speed on 9/11 yet it was never hit by a plane.”
I have a big problem with that one. Otherwise, I’m good.
And who gives a shit about raw milk? Anyone? We grew up in a town where raw milk was sold all over the place and in the 1970s lived next door to a farmer in Germany who we bought fresh raw milk from several times a week. Tasty.
Oh, I still don’t know WTF “critical thinking” is. Best guess is that I’m capable of telling Admin he’s full of more shit than a Christmas goose, and he’s capable of telling me I have Alzheimer’s.
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24th September 2012 at 11:47 pm
Chicago999444 says:
Only one thing on the list I do not do- I do not buy raw milk.
Only people who never heard of listeria would buy raw dairy products.
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24th September 2012 at 11:47 pm
FTL says:
Got some bad news and some good news regarding the above questioner. After spending the last few hours checking in with neighbors, friends, and family the bad news is that there wasn’t even a single one them that scored a positive for any of the above 32 questions. The good news is that because of months of research here at the TBP I was able to score a positive for all 32 questions plus a few that weren’t posted. That will also probably qualify me for residency at a brand new milliom man FEMA camp being constructed not too far from here.
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24th September 2012 at 11:48 pm
SSS says:
@ Chicago999444
Get a grip on your hysteria about Listeria. It is extremely rare. Besides, if you live in Chicago, raw milk is 100X rarer than crack cocaine, so your disingenuous fear of raw milk is a total non-starter. And if you’re a White Sox or Cubs fan, you damn well better NEVER have a hot dog when you go to a ball game. Same with Da’ Bears. Read on.
“Listeria can be found in soil, which can lead to vegetable contamination. Animals can also be carriers. Listeria has been found in uncooked meats, uncooked vegetables, fruit such as cantaloupes, pasteurized or unpasteurized milk, foods made from milk, and processed foods. Pasteurization and sufficient cooking kill Listeria; however, contamination may occur after cooking and before packaging. For example, meat-processing plants producing ready-to-eat foods, such as hot dogs and deli meats, must follow extensive sanitation policies and procedures to prevent Listeria contamination.”
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24th September 2012 at 12:31 am
SSS says:
“After spending the last few hours checking in with neighbors, friends, and family the bad news is that there wasn’t even a single one them that scored a positive for any of the above 32 questions.”
—-FTL
Well, you can’t do anything about your family. So my suggestion is to move and find new friends.
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24th September 2012 at 12:39 am
SSS says:
@ Anonymous (well, of course you are)
Take you 9/11 conspiracy links and shove them up your ass. You fuckers continually junk up this site with this bullshit, yet after 11 fucking years none of you have ever convinced anyone except your paranoid followers that ANY OF THIS SHIT HAS ANY CREDIBLE TRACTION.
And yeah, I’m speaking to people like you, Yojimbo. Call off your dogs on the 9/11 crap.
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24th September 2012 at 12:56 am
GJH says:
@ SSS
People like Paul Craig Roberts too?
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24th September 2012 at 1:15 am
llpoh says:
SSS – thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyew! Thank you!!!!
And now if only the fuckers will listen to you.
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24th September 2012 at 1:21 am
llpoh says:
And all you conspiracy theorists out there:
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24th September 2012 at 1:25 am
Chicago999444 says:
SSS- I’m not a sports fan and I’m sure as hell not a fan of SPORTS FANS, may every goddam one of those obnoxious, drunk morons eat a tainted hot dog. If you ever rode a Red Line train just before or after a game, you’d understand how I feel about sports fans. They make the Gangster Disciples seem civilized compared. At least the GDs don’t urinate on the lawns around Wrigley Field, and NOBODY throws more trash on the street or makes more noise on the train.
And I don’t eat hot dogs or other prepared “lunch” meats. In fact, rarely eat meat.
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24th September 2012 at 1:50 am
Ron says:
Sad when folks dont eat meat (no ribs?)steaks?hot dogs are great.I like it when they are all loaded u with everything.I bet some of you dont drink booze and never smoked or had sex. You most likely dont even have a sidearm to blow your brains out and do society a favor.
I do enjoy telling this to anyone who whines about overpopulation,go on off yourself..show us you really care about the world.
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24th September 2012 at 2:46 am
Didius Julianus says:
Why all the venom on the WTC issue? Plenty of other things on that list for those who simply can’t get their minds around that one thing.
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24th September 2012 at 4:39 am
Yojimbo says:
SSS
When Admin gives me a direct order to stop, I will. Otherwise, it seems that he is always poking the 9/11 bees’ nest.
We may disagree, but I rest assured that when the shtf, you and I will be on the same side in the trench fighting the tyranny, hopefully more metaphorically than actually. I picture you holding your favorite 1911 .45 caliber.
I just wonder if you will get a pass on the FEMA camps due to your previous government service…
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24th September 2012 at 5:53 am
INTJ_4_Truth says:
For someone as certain about the truth and believability of the official version, and so vehemently disgusted by those that question, of the Admin does poke the 9/11 bee’s nest – repeatedly.
His blog, his rules – but still – it is curious.
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24th September 2012 at 6:41 am
GJH says:
@ SSS – You might give a shit about raw milk if you knew. Given the way geezers are dropping around here, it seems like plenty might benefit from some nutritional knowledge.
@Chicago – We’re not talking pus-filled raw milk from some factory farmed, hormone pumped, gmo grain-fed, antibiotic-laden cow. Raw, organic milk from grass-fed cows is superior.
What typically passes for milk in the US is garbage. Other than the above listed problems, pasteurization denatures proteins in the milk and kills enzymes that would otherwise help people digest it. Homogenization also apparently causes problems with digestion of the fat.
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24th September 2012 at 6:59 am
GJH says:
The current milk paradigm was pushed by big-ag interests. They forced most dairy farmers out of work by pushing rules that required such high capital costs that most were forced out of biz. Happened to my great uncle 50 years ago. He moved to town and became a janitor.
That the gov’t makes it so hard for people who want raw milk to access it is worth of any fascist state.
And people bitch about Bloomberg’s stupid soda rule.
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24th September 2012 at 7:03 am
Stucky says:
29 of 32, here.
I don’t grow my own food, buy raw milk (I hate milk), or the 9-11 freefall bullshit.
Hey, Chatham Police ….. COME AND GET ME ….. (go fuck yourselves while your at it.)
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24th September 2012 at 8:06 am
Chatham Police says:
Don’t worry Stuck. We’ve got all you domestic terrorist motherfuckers under surveillance. We know where you live. We know what you say on your cell phones. We know when you’re banging Mrs. Freud (by the way – you are hung like a mouse). We know when you are taking a shit.
We will round up all of you TBP anarchist pricks in a matter of hours when the SHTF. You can all bellyache in a FEMA Camp designed specifically for you Ron Paul loving shitheads.
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24th September 2012 at 8:12 am
Stucky says:
For both conspiracy and non-conspiracy folks. I just started reading a fabulously written new book,
“The Believing Brain” — subtitle “From Ghosts and Gods To Politics and Conspiracies — How We Construct Beliefs and Reinforce Them As Truths”.
The content is self-evident from the title. The author is a regular contributor to Scientific American, and is the founder of skeptic.com. He states the book is a culmination of his 30 years of research on the topic of “beliefs”.
The reviews are fantastic, and rightfully so. BOTH conspiracy and non-conspiracy believers will learn a great deal about their own thought processes. I might even do a full book summary after I’m done with it.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Believing-Brain-Conspiracies—How-Construct/dp/1250008808/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1348575632&sr=8-1&keywords=the+believing+brain#_
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24th September 2012 at 8:21 am
Stucky says:
Dear Chatham Police,
It took you dumbshits six fucking weeks to find me … and I was only 20 miles away, and not even hiding!! Retards.
Now you dumbfuks say, — “We know what you say on your cell phones.”. Horseshit!! I don’t even have a cell phone … assholes.
Don’t you guys have a one-legged, one-armed, old guy with a pen in a wheelchair you need to shoot?
Lastly, “Blow me”.
Sincerely,
Me
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24th September 2012 at 8:28 am
Chatham Police says:
I notice you didn’t contest that you are hung like a mouse.
We didn’t take 6 weeks to find you. We had you under surveillance by helicopter and predator drone awaiting your next threat so we could put you away for 10 years.
I would shoot my own mother if she questioned our all knowing government and their benevolent treatment of you ignorant masses. Your owners graciously allow you to roam free for now, but in the near future we’ll be coming for you.
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24th September 2012 at 8:52 am
Administrator says:
Stuck during those six weeks:
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24th September 2012 at 9:07 am
Stucky says:
Dear Chatham Police.
There was no need. I am not ashamed of My Package.
You guys need to investigate all the subliminal sex messages in Disney cartoons. It is well documented. Leave me the fuck alone …. and save the chill’un !!!!
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24th September 2012 at 9:08 am
Stucky says:
Dear Chatham Police,
When you confiscate my computer and see a google search — “mouse with huge cock”, — please be aware it was related to your own request for data.
Sincerely
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24th September 2012 at 9:12 am
SSS says:
Yojimbo
Yes, we’ll be on the same side. Please don’t form a sentence with the words “Pentagon” and “missile” in it.
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24th September 2012 at 9:53 am
GreasedUpWillie says:
31, I think I will have to start buying raw milk to complete things.
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24th September 2012 at 1:07 pm
ThePessimisticChemist says:
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Some of those I have yet to really investigate (seriously, who gives a shit about Warren Buffett?), so I reserve the right to change my opinion at a later date.
As for the Milk thing….
I drank whole milk for years, however we would (half ass) pasteurize it.
Lets be realistic, the reason the city folk need it pasteurized is because they’ve never been exposed to anything more serious than grass clippings.
PS: I still think pasteurization is a smart move. I work with dairy quite a bit, and milk is a wonderful substance, a real bonanza of nutrition. Too bad microbes love it just as much as we do. It doesn’t take much contamination to make a lot of people really really ill.
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24th September 2012 at 4:16 pm
Jimski says:
28. Bld 7 , raw milk , Warren Buffet. I mean really 2 Warren Buffet questions? Someone just gave up. I mean he is no Cheney………….
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24th September 2012 at 5:23 pm
TeresaE says:
All but a couple.
Keep in mind that these questions could be used while assessing us for one-way trips to Camp Fema.
Survival tip #5,789 Practice looking incredulous when asked if you believe in reality. Gaping mouth, eyebrows up, commenting ‘how could anyone believe…?!?’
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24th September 2012 at 2:06 pm
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24th September 2012 at 11:43 am