Gallup Poll: Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad To Obama
September 24, 2012 | ISSUE 48•39 | More News in Brief
CHARLESTON, WV—According to the results of a Gallup poll released Monday, the overwhelming majority of rural white Americans said they would rather vote for Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than U.S. president Barack Obama. “I like him better,” said West Virginia resident Dale Swiderski, who, along with 77 percent of rural Caucasian voters, confirmed he would much rather go to a baseball game or have a beer with Ahmadinejad, a man who has repeatedly denied the Holocaust and has had numerous political prisoners executed, than spend time with Obama. “He takes national defense seriously, and he’d never let some gay protesters tell him how to run his country like Obama does.” According to the same Gallup poll, 60 percent of rural whites said they at least respected that Ahmadinejad doesn’t try to hide the fact that he’s Muslim.
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OF says:
Cindy Adams from the New York Post reports Kissinger has made the following statement: “In ten years, there will be no more Israel.”
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5th October 2012 at 9:31 am
Pirate Laddie says:
Y’all realize that this was originally an piece in “The Onion,” right?
BTW — how about ol’ Mitt’s full-bore sociopathic performance on Wednesday night? Shows that the GOP hasn’t lost its ability to lie and lie and lie again.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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5th October 2012 at 10:55 am
Administrator says:
Pirate Laddie
Do you see the onion at the end? We all realize that I post Onion articles every Friday. Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
BTW – Did you see how badly Romney kicked your Savior’s ass on Wednesday? Madow & Shultz were practically in tears and Sharpton acted like a baby who had their candy taken away. I love when liberals try to spin a crushing defeat.
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5th October 2012 at 11:16 am
IndenturedServant says:
The Democrats could put Ahmadinejad on the ticket and the Republicans could put Adolf Hitler on the ticket and 47% of Americans on each side would vote along party lines for each candidate. The candidates are losers and the voters are even more despicable. Continued participation in the charade becomes more distasteful with each election cycle.
I_S
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5th October 2012 at 11:30 am
Screech says:
Here’s your reading list for more about our good friends in rural America.
Bageant: Deer hunting With Jesus
Dickey: Deliverance
Reding: Methland
Frank: What’s The Matter With Kansas
So, embrace your shit-kicker roots and take a swig of that shine. ‘Cause hit don’t git new bitter’n this.’
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5th October 2012 at 12:17 pm
Stucky says:
Pirate Laddie
Would you mind sucking my conservative cock? I won’t come in your mouth. Honest. Not all conservatives lie. I am not lying. No. No. No. So, will you suck my cock?
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5th October 2012 at 1:10 pm
AWD says:
Pirate Laddie
Nice name. If I’ve ever heard of a more homosexual name, I can’t remember. The debates showed that, in fact, Obama IS an absentee president. He’s spent more time golfing than being president. But he has the socialist/communist democratic party and mainstream propaganda machine behind him. On his own, without a teleprompter, we see what he really is. An idiotic imbecile.
The FSA is closing ranks. Obama’s importing millions more Mexicans. Forward to victory!
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5th October 2012 at 1:58 pm
Stan says:
If I had to choose between either of these two it would be Ahmadinejad. He is a better person with a better character. Ahmadinejad is a low life lying sack of dog shit but compared to Obama he is great.
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5th October 2012 at 2:07 pm