THE SCOURGE OF RASCAL TIPPING

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Posted on 8th October 2012 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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18 Comments

  1. Stucky says:

    That’s pretty funny …. and, sad.

    Perhaps because about 3-4 times a month I have to literally pick up a rascal who tipped himself over.

    My next door neighbors are both elderly, and the husband is morbidly obese … probably 350 pounds minimum, and semi-crippled. Sometimes he falls down when switching from one chair to another Then his wife calls and she asks Ms Freud, “Can Nick come over and help Arnie? He fell again.”. I do. It’s pretty sad to see a human being just lying there, helpless … and he himself is always so humiliated.

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    8th October 2012 at 3:44 pm

  2. ThePessimisticChemist says:

    Oh fuck I’m laughing so hard.

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    8th October 2012 at 3:44 pm

  3. Bob says:

    Be careful with your back, Stucky! You will be needing a healthy back…

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    8th October 2012 at 4:09 pm

  4. ThePessimisticChemist says:

    You want to know whats sad? When I first flipped to this post I thought it would be about AWD and his favorite new pastime.

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    8th October 2012 at 4:12 pm

  5. AWD says:

    I’d be doing some rascal/hoveround tipping if I could. But, sadly, I’D be arrested. If you’re too fat to walk into a grocery store or Wal Mart, you don’t need to be going to the grocery store, you need to go on a fucking diet and go to the gym. Why the fuck does our society encourage morbid obesity by providing these miserable fucks with scooters?

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    needs a scooter AND a crane
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    8th October 2012 at 4:25 pm

  6. Appalachian Trail Deblazer says:

    HELL, even Stucky couldn’t impregnate that!

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    8th October 2012 at 4:46 pm

  7. SSS says:

    For heaven’s sake, Admin, stop encouraging AWD to post fat pics. Some of them make me want to toss my cookies.

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    8th October 2012 at 6:02 pm

  8. Stucky says:

    Appalachian Trail Deblazer

    Not only that ….. but ol’ Stucky would cut his nuts off with a dull rusted butter knife before even making the attempt.

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    8th October 2012 at 6:05 pm

  9. Kill Bill says:

    When will folks learn.

    Sugary high carbohydrated shit is addictive and it involves every generation and every race.

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    8th October 2012 at 6:42 pm

  10. Smokey says:

    Hell, not even I, with my foot-long, could impregnate that.

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    8th October 2012 at 7:19 pm

  11. Muck About says:

    That last one makes we want to go bulimic.

    I might except that I now weight what I did as a sophomore on my high school football varsity.. 12 pounds in 14 days with more to lose I suspect..

    AWD must collect these grotesque pictures and use them for wall paper!

    MA

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    8th October 2012 at 7:52 pm

  12. BamBam says:

    Yeah, well, no need. Just mega roehl. Its what all the cool kids are doing these days.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mega%20roehl&defid=2369585

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    8th October 2012 at 8:23 pm

  13. AWD says:

    “For heaven’s sake, Admin, stop encouraging AWD to post fat pics. Some of them make me want to toss my cookies.”

    Everyone here knows SSS is a chubby chaser.

    Just gander at the look of satisfaction on that blimp’s face. She’s proud as a pig in shit. I feel like tossing my cookies every time I go out in public. They’re like walking land mines, they go off in your brain after the disturbing image passes through your eyes. They’re everywhere, and they’re getting fatter every single day.

    SSS tossing cookies
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    8th October 2012 at 8:27 pm

  14. AWD says:

    Some atonement

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    8th October 2012 at 9:34 pm

  15. John A says:

    American fitness extremes:

    USA: The Most Obese Nation on the Planet and Best Athletes in the World at the 2012 Olympic Games.

    Rank By Total Nation Gold Silver Bronze Total

    1 United States of America 46 29 29 104
    2 China 38 27 22 87
    3 Russian Federation 24 25 33 82
    4 Great Britain 29 17 19 65
    5 Germany 11 19 14 44

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    8th October 2012 at 10:01 pm

  16. SSS says:

    “Everyone here knows SSS is a chubby chaser. ”
    —-AWD

    Not at all. I enjoy the physical attractiveness of women who are of a normal weight. Skinny sticks and fat fucks are a total turn off.

    But there is one type of woman, regardless of her weight or physical appearance, that I cannot abide. An airhead.

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    8th October 2012 at 12:16 am

  17. Anonymous says:

    Little did I know fifteen years ago that what I perceived as my aberrant idea of cow-tipping a fatty-cart lady would eventually become a national pastime!

    Why is the fatty-cart called a “rascal”?

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    8th October 2012 at 11:19 am

  18. AWD says:

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    8th October 2012 at 2:50 pm

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