Your comments are getting more viewership as TBP demolished our one day visitor record by 15%. We broke the 30,000 visitor barrier for the 1st time. When I started this blog in 2009 we would get 30,000 visitors in a month and 10,000 of the visits were by Smokey and Stuck. Let’s hope the newbies have a sense of humor, thick skin, and aren’t put off by foul language, disgusting pictures, or vitriolic attacks. If not, fuckem.
| Day | Number of visits | Pages | Hits | Bandwidth |
| 01 Oct 2012 | 12,781 | 57,100 | 281,504 | 3.14 GB |
| 02 Oct 2012 | 14,592 | 56,842 | 336,607 | 3.26 GB |
| 03 Oct 2012 | 13,854 | 61,423 | 310,757 | 3.61 GB |
| 04 Oct 2012 | 14,530 | 57,146 | 332,346 | 3.16 GB |
| 05 Oct 2012 | 13,315 | 54,753 | 296,220 | 2.86 GB |
| 06 Oct 2012 | 10,228 | 39,501 | 203,957 | 2.18 GB |
| 07 Oct 2012 | 11,050 | 42,780 | 224,351 | 2.45 GB |
| 08 Oct 2012 | 30,914 | 99,788 | 868,694 | 9.90 GB |
| 09 Oct 2012 | 3,373 | 10,430 | 77,055 | 825.16 MB |
| Countries | Pages | Hits | Bandwidth | |||
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United States | us | 364,093 | 2,261,077 | 23.91 GB |    |
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Canada | ca | 19,331 | 133,929 | 1.10 GB | |
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Great Britain | gb | 13,621 | 96,029 | 839.81 MB | |
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Netherlands | nl | 8,280 | 19,673 | 206.75 MB | |
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Australia | au | 6,318 | 46,357 | 337.02 MB | |
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Germany | de | 5,944 | 30,374 | 511.32 MB | |
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China | cn | 5,804 | 7,773 | 782.75 MB | |
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France | fr | 5,447 | 30,212 | 472.31 MB | |
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Russian Federation | ru | 5,324 | 14,496 | 460.79 MB | |
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India | in | 3,002 | 21,285 | 170.49 MB | |
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Ukraine | ua | 2,595 | 4,290 | 235.55 MB | |
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Romania | ro | 2,576 | 6,727 | 84.49 MB | |
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Sweden | se | 2,244 | 11,708 | 110.90 MB | |
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New Zealand | nz | 1,866 | 9,681 | 66.46 MB | |
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Poland | pl | 1,795 | 6,152 | 161.75 MB | |
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Singapore | sg | 1,674 | 6,481 | 56.52 MB | |
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Ireland | ie | 1,575 | 7,563 | 88.31 MB | |
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Switzerland | ch | 1,467 | 6,795 | 64.84 MB | |
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Philippines | ph | 1,364 | 9,676 | 74.29 MB | |
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Brazil | br | 1,238 | 8,122 | 80.33 MB | |
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Mexico | mx | 1,074 | 8,667 | 71.45 MB | |
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Hong Kong | hk | 1,058 | 4,749 | 68.40 MB | |
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Japan | jp | 1,028 | 4,996 | 57.19 MB | |
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Thailand | th | 944 | 6,390 | 47.69 MB | |
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Italy | it | 925 | 7,891 | 62.05 MB | |
| Others | 19176 | 160398 | 1.36 GB | |||
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Thinker says:
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ThePessimisticChemist says:
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9th October 2012 at 9:38 am
Administrator says:
newbie welcomed with open arms
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9th October 2012 at 9:48 am
Administrator says:
A Mitt Romney neo-con supporter welcomed by the TBP monkeys
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9th October 2012 at 9:50 am
Stucky says:
Admin
Does your tech person have the tools to show WHERE visitors are from? (Just state or country). I know those tools are available. Personally, I would find that interesting.
Speaking of interesting, if one google’s for the following pics …..
shit flinging monkey
Obama sucks dick
tits but no nipples
fat fuck boomer
Chatham Police
Free Shit Army
Fried Chicken
TSA goons
fat skank
Laquisha
Jeebus
Selma
……….well, The Burning Platform is often on the FIRST page of results. Nice!!
I recently overheard some DHS folks discussing this while standing in line in the grocery store; “So much opportunity to prosecute Admin, so little time.”. “Yeah”, said the other, “but the Chatham Police are working with Stucky to nail his ass.”
Jim …. duck!!
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9th October 2012 at 9:50 am
ThePessimisticChemist says:
Reason #476 why Stucky is gay:
He wants to “nail his [Admin's] ass.”
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9th October 2012 at 9:57 am
Administrator says:
Stuck
I added the country data and the website link data for your enjoyment.
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9th October 2012 at 10:00 am
Stan says:
Lets all be on our best behavior.
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9th October 2012 at 10:06 am
Stucky says:
Very cool, Jim! You have a world-wide following. My relatives in Austria said they’d check out your site, but I can now see those fuckers are lying to me. Again, very cool. Thanks.
If you have the time ….. what’s up with the tons of links from that Steve Qualye site? I went there for ten minutes and couldn’t find any of your articles.
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9th October 2012 at 10:26 am
Administrator says:
Steve Quayle posted my main article yesterday with a (MUST READ) next to it. It seems when his site and DailyCrux pick up my posts, the visitor counts soar.
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9th October 2012 at 10:29 am
efarmer says:
Congrats Jim. Throw back your shoulders and be proud. EF
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9th October 2012 at 10:33 am
Stucky says:
“Reason #476 why Stucky is gay: He wants to ‘nail his [Admin's] ass.’” — ThePessimisticChemist
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I will neither deny nor confirm my gayness. However, IF it is true, I am surprised that there are at least 476 reasons for my deficiency.
However, my dear friend, shouldn’t TPB readers be made aware of your own proclivity for the love of my own Stucky-man-juice? I am speaking truth, for in the “DECLINE, DECAY, DENIAL, DELUSION, & DESPAIR” thread, at exactly 12:25PM, this is what you (ThePessimisticChemist ) said to me (Stucky);
“THATS YOUR RIGHT, AND I LOVE YOU FOR IT.” [caps mine, for emphasis]
You may need 476 reasons to prove I am gay. But as you can see, regarding yourself, I only need one.
Your BFF
Stucky
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9th October 2012 at 10:43 am
Eddie says:
What big beautiful….eyes!
I”ll try to behave, but it’s not easy.
Congrats to you, Jim. It makes me happy that more readers are following your excelllent work.
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9th October 2012 at 10:45 am
Administrator says:
efarmer
Where did you get that picture of Avalon?
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9th October 2012 at 10:45 am
Kill Bill says:
Better a monkey than a dumbass
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A 32-year-old man died suddenly after entering a roach and worm-eating contest in Deerfield Beach, Florida. According to the Orlando Sun-Sentinel, Edward Archbold of West Palm Beach collapsed outside the reptile shop that held the contest after he began to vomit uncontrollably.
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9th October 2012 at 10:50 am
efarmer says:
I told you I was coming to visit. Didn’t she tell you I was there?
EF
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9th October 2012 at 10:53 am
Stucky says:
To eddie, efarmer, and all other FAKE big tit lovers.
Serious question; WHY do you guys like FAKE tits?????? Man, I swear to god I am not joking. I simply do not get it — this fascination for a bag of silicone gel.
Seriously — THIS is what gets you guys all hardened up???
One more serious question. Do you guys, likewise, get a woody when you see jellyfish?
“Looky, looky!! TITS FLOATING IN THE OCEAN!!”
I want answers, goddammit!!
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9th October 2012 at 10:57 am
ThePessimisticChemist says:
Reason #475 was you telling me that you loved me.
Ah, love.
So where do we go from here? It would never work. Two shit throwing monkeys in the same cage will just just fight.
Actual picture of the last time Admin met a TBP member IRL:
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9th October 2012 at 10:59 am
efarmer says:
Stuck,
Why do you automatically assume they aren’t real??
I’d at least like to think they are a nice soft place to curl up.
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9th October 2012 at 11:00 am
Colma Rising says:
We need to teach some new regulars how to donkey-punch nubes old-school style….
They have it in them….
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9th October 2012 at 11:01 am
Kill Bill says:
I hope this doesnt offend no nipples SSS okay [but technically it isnt human areolas] or cause Stucky to get a case of viagra induced priapism.
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9th October 2012 at 11:06 am
Eddie says:
Stuck
My own beautiful wife is built like an Olympic gymnast. At age 59 she looks about a thousand times better than most women half her age. As women age, large breasts…well you know….
But there’s just something about those bodacious ta tas on a young lady. i guess my response is genetically hard-wired. Or maybe it was the Playboys when i was a kid that did it. Yeah..i can blame it on Hugh Hefner. All somebody else’s faault.
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9th October 2012 at 11:08 am
Stucky says:
Efarmer
Well, those tits are kinda lumpy. Also, they absolutely do not fit her body type.
But, I do LOVE the titty/pussy picture. (BIG thumbs up there, bud.)
That’s EXACTLY how I would have designed women if I were God … put the pussy right in the middle between the titties. But noooo – Jeebus decided to put the recreational area (pussy) immediately adjacent to the sewage area (anus). This is a very poor design philosophy, if you ask me.
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9th October 2012 at 11:11 am
Kill Bill says:
I want answers -Stucky
Mehhh, I dont care for fake boobs. But fake lips GRrRRRrRR!!
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9th October 2012 at 11:12 am
Stucky says:
Kill Bill
Do you think this will offend SSS?
Why drinking and titty surgery don’t mix.
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9th October 2012 at 11:14 am
Stucky says:
Kill Bill
I actually had to look up your word “priapism”. I thought to myself, “Why is Kill Bill talking about a Toyota car in this monkey post?”
But, to address your concerns …. trust me, THAT has never been a problem. I wish it was, though, at least once.
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9th October 2012 at 11:21 am
Kill Bill says:
As soon as SSS gets back from his cardiovascular workout [driving a golf cart and hitting little balls] I guess we will find out Stucky.
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9th October 2012 at 11:22 am
Stucky says:
Actual picture of the last time Admin met a TBP member IRL:
Just curious TPC ….. would Admin be the one on the right with the nice hairy ass? Or, the one the left with no balls.
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9th October 2012 at 11:25 am
Kill Bill says:
I hear priapism is pretty painful and can damage your organ. Then you would have to have to get a fake penis.
Then perhaps you would appreciate foobs. =)
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9th October 2012 at 11:25 am
Kill Bill says:
admin is not in the picture he is off to the side and the one who instigated the fight
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9th October 2012 at 11:28 am
ThePessimisticChemist says:
” would Admin be the one on the right with the nice hairy ass? Or, the one the left with no balls.”
Have you seen the Admin? The guy [i]definitely[/i] has a case of hairy ass.
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9th October 2012 at 11:40 am
flash says:
hhh…I thought Israel might have more a presence , due to Zara and all the anti-warmonger poo flung their way.
Mossads probably surfing Anon.org.
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9th October 2012 at 11:43 am
flash says:
the 10/7 traffic musta’ be drawn by the epic beat-down of the pissy and Doc Dooky breath over at the weekend anti-boomer post.
Even with extreme testosterone therapy administered by topless buxon blonde babes in thongs, they wouldn’t be able to grow one nutsack between them.
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9th October 2012 at 11:48 am
Kill Bill says:
gotta bracket the i /i with these TPC
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9th October 2012 at 12:25 pm
Kill Bill says:
These
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9th October 2012 at 12:25 pm
Kill Bill says:
Greater than and less than symbols as they wont post
Messed that up didnt i?
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9th October 2012 at 12:26 pm
AWD says:
Admin,
Your humility is refreshing, but undeserved. The massive volume has nothing to do comments, it’s your articles. I might add, it was about obesity and scooters, and the demise of our country. Making fun of fat people “sells”, it’s gotten me where I am today, and has afforded me the lifestyle I so enjoy. Keep up ridicule of fatties, and you’ll be a top 10 site before long, and you’ll be living the good life, and can afford all the deep-fried twinkies your heart desires.
Stuck,
Silicon is a travesty, especially when used in mammary glands. They are just glands, mostly fatty tissue, that turn into fibrocyctic tissue and droop down around the navel post-40.
efarmer,
I wish I was a yellow-haired kitty taking a nap.
KB,
priapism is fun for about 30 minutes, then your stick loses blood flow. It’s like your weenie having a heart attack. If that sounds like fun, go for it.
flash,
Out of the state mental hospital already? How many electroshock treatments did you get? Are you back on your meds again? You beat yourself down, pal, it’s embarrassing for everyone else around here; sad and painful to watch. You are delusional, as usual, you never win, and you also don’t have the common sense to ever quit. You are, besides schizo, a glutton for punishment. That would be considered sado-masochism.
What flash looks like when they release him from the mental hospital:
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9th October 2012 at 1:03 pm
AWD says:
I offer this congratulatory cake, in honor of a new TBP record being set. Enjoy!
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9th October 2012 at 1:07 pm
Anonymous says:
Eddie,
There’s bodacious and then there’s freakishly out of proportion.
Assuming those are implants of her choosing, what makes a seemingly intelligent and otherwise attractive young woman want that kind of attention?
You know, kinda like looking at the three-headed calf at the fair?
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9th October 2012 at 1:09 pm
fash says:
Doctor Dookey Breath ….get some new material that mental that lame hospital schtick is gettign old.
Try to channel you inner Stucky.
On second thought , don’t bother …your vagina may explode.
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9th October 2012 at 2:06 pm
AWD says:
fash,
Nobody has used the word “dookey” since Green Day in the early 90′s, and nobody since.
Your mental problems are not a “schtick”. It’s evident in your comments, the cut and paste crap, and the way you treat other people, “you just can’t hide what lies inside”. Almost every TBP regular has made comments about your mental status and need for medication. You’re not funny, and you provide absolutely no value here except to irritate people and take up server space. You are not sane, as a sane person would have altered their behavior by now.
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9th October 2012 at 2:37 pm
sensetti says:
I enjoy watching Flash and AWD trade blows.
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9th October 2012 at 2:39 pm
AWD says:
“TBP has made me what I am today”
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9th October 2012 at 2:39 pm
IndenturedServant says:
“Let’s hope the newbies have a sense of humor, thick skin, and aren’t put off by foul language, disgusting pictures, or vitriolic attacks. If not, fuckem.”
Here! Here! Actually, those are some of the things that attracted me to TBP. I hate the panzy ass, politically correct, moderated forums! If you are easily offended then you should not be surfing the internet super highway!
I_S
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9th October 2012 at 3:28 pm
Jimi d says:
WHAT A RACK !!!!
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9th October 2012 at 3:38 pm
Llpoh says:
Good job, Admin. now we need a few more of those newbies to actually post something. I am a bit anemic and am in need of some fresh meat.
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9th October 2012 at 3:46 pm
AWD says:
In honor of TBP,
Lipoh’s new tattoo
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9th October 2012 at 8:15 pm
flash says:
Doctor Dookie Breath -you are not sane, as a sane person would have altered their behavior by now.
Sez’ the asswipe who obsesses over fat people and calls for the murder of an entire generation of people that he’s member of..a la’ Marx , Engels…. not to mention the grammar schoolish dopplegangs referencing black gay sex.
Is sex with black men that you fantasize when you playing cup the nut sack, check the oil.
If you were in fact a bona-fide doctor , you should have your license reviewed and revoked cuz’ doctors suffering from personality/fetish /dementia disorders should not be allowed to screw with patients health.
The problem is you’re atypical of the arrogant shit -eating cures that have come to dominate and therefore bastardize the healthcare industry in these United States.
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9th October 2012 at 3:50 am
eugend66 says:
My country is on the list again ….
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9th October 2012 at 8:26 am
SSS says:
I guess this is as good a time as any for this (Stucky, it Salma, with an “a,” not Selma, damnit. How many times have you misspelled her name? 5? 100? 2 million?)
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9th October 2012 at 3:40 pm
Stucky says:
SSS
You are correct. My bad. So solly.
When I see SALMA’S name I immediately think of my favorite porn star SELMA Blair …. whose bodacious tata’s make Salma’s look like mere poker chips.
Real men prefer real huge tits.
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9th October 2012 at 3:57 pm