WHY NO ONE CAN BE ELECTED PRESIDENT

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Posted on 17th October 2012 by MuckAbout in Economy |Politics

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Sick of the seemingly endless presidential theater? So are we. Alas, there are 20 more days to go, so to kill a few minutes here are some cartoon anecdotes of previous presidential ‘precedents’ courtesy of XKCDand a hat tip to zerohedge!

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  1. SanDiegoGuy says:

    A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

    “Of course, madam,” replied the sales clerk, “exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?

    “The bride to be said, “A long frilly white dress with a veil.”

    The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, “Please don’t take
    this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time – for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?”

    “Well,” replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk’s
    directness, “I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate.

    Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a
    first-time bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our honey moon hotel.

    My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again.”

    “What about your third husband?” asked the sales clerk.”

    That one was an Obama supporter,” said the woman, “and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened……..

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    17th October 2012 at 1:56 pm

  2. Stucky says:

    SanDiegoGuy

    Serious question. Are you the same poster once known as, Sandy Eggo?

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    17th October 2012 at 3:12 pm

  3. Stucky says:

    Muck

    In regard to the cartoon question — “Which streak will break” —, I have two entries.

    1) A Repulican CAN NOT win POTUS without winning Ohio (I’m so fuckin’ sick of hearing that.)

    2) No Negro has ever been re-elected POTUS.

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    17th October 2012 at 3:17 pm

  4. SanDiegoGuy says:

    Hi Stucky,

    Yep. That would be me. Long time, Huh?

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    17th October 2012 at 1:54 pm

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