Lace back, pink strap, bottom biscuit trap. Something else that rhymes, the only good decision you made was your pick off your shoe rack….Yeah, suck on that Dr. Suess! Boomshakalaka!
Cracks don’t discriminate by gender, they come in all shapes and sizes and offend all of us. The question here is “Who Wears It Better?” in the battle of the sexes.
It looks like somebody pulled that thing up out of the ground with it’s roots still attached….which is definitely how I think most women would like to have their hair described.
If you can read this the baby fell off….Hmm, just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Somebody call CPS.
Turns out if none of it matches then it all matches right? Ehh, who cares, the real story here is Lucas sold Star Wars for like a gajillion dollars and there will be nothing but animated Jar Jars now. How hard is that to swallow fanboys?
OMG!!! I HOPE AWD SEES THIS ONE
On a scale of 1 to “greatest thing I’ve ever seen” this is maxed the F out!!!
You know what you guys haven’t done in awhile? Made me laugh. This is a completely one-sided relationship that we have where we make you laugh and you never return the favor. Amuse me people. It’s caption contest time!!!! Winner gets to lick that scooter seat and you know what, how about a copy of our new PeopleOfWalmart 365 day calendar. That sounds good, I’ll have that.
White and fluffy on the outside…creamy goodness on the inside.
Came you tell me where the tire department is? I’m looking for a Michelin man…
You ever leave your home feeling you forgot something?
“Pardon me, but do you have any Greypoupon?”
The 14th annual Powerchair School of Dance’s performance of the “Swan Lake” was riveting….. it brought tears to my eyes…..
…And here we see the Great White Grandmother Shark in her natural habitat… slowly crusing the oceans of low priced items until she finally finds her prey.
What I don’t like? This car. What I do like? His honesty by putting “Poor Man’s Prowler” on it.
I can’t figure out if that is an “S” or supposed to be an animal tail or maybe it’s one of those big poops after a big meal that curl around the toilet. Either way, it’s looking good buddy!
Look at that! Doing our job for us! It’s not really Halloween until someone at your office dresses up like People of Walmart, just make sure you know they are actually dressed up for Halloween and not in their typical clothing before mentioning it.
At least you’re not fooling yourself into thinking it was a treat. Props for honesty.
I don’t mean to be rude but Ken & Ryu from Street Fighter look like shit nowadays.
Because the 30 rocks of Natty have clearly been working for you over the years! Nice.
You didn’t even need the “boo” to scare me with this one.
Your hair looks like the color of children’s vomit on Halloween. Taste the rainbow…
Wow, it’s not often we find someone baking bottom biscuits and muffin tops at the same time. You must be quite the chef.
If this is your version of the Angel & Devil giving me advice on my shoulders I think it’s pretty damn obvious which one I’m going to listen to.
Since Halloween falls on a Wednesday this year, we know a lot of you will be dressing up like a PoWM and carving penises into pumpkins…at least that’s what we encourage. So enjoy yourselves and be sure to send us a picture of you in your costume so we can post it somewhere on the site.