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Posted on 8th November 2012 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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  1. Davos says:

    This shit is sooooooo totally fucked!

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    8th November 2012 at 8:42 am

  2. flash says:

    LOL…Crazy Eyes had fun rant to read yesterday morning.If I were a young single man I would spark that flame just to feel the burn of getting that close to the fire.

    You Ready to Get Serious Now? You Ready to Listen?
    Posted by Ann Barnhardt – November 7, AD 2012 6:23 PM MST

    Now do you understand why I had precious little to say about the “election”? The results of this election were determined in 2008, including the faux-opposition candidate. You people who have spent the last several months breathlessly agonizing over this, analyzing fake polls and deluding yourselves into believing that this was somehow a legitimate operation are just sad. You’re like the people in Iraq who supported the opposition candidate to Saddam Hussein for all of those years. Yes, Saddam Hussein held “elections”. Regularly. That is what happened here yesterday. We had a Saddam Hussein “election”.

    This can all be summed up in one simple sentence that I have been screaming from the rooftops ever since November of 2008:

    These people are NEVER going to walk away.

    The Republic was overthrown in a neo-Stalinist putsch four years ago. Stalinists don’t walk away. Ever. Stalinists don’t hold elections – they put on shows to delude the masses, which they consider to be vermin, into believing that they still have some say and some degree of freedom. And when even that gets tiresome for them, they start slaughtering people. By the tens of millions.

    Note that all of the so-called pundits on the so-called “right” are avoiding the issue of massive voter fraud. They’re all just spewing the same nonsense as ever:

    The fight has just begun! This is when the real hard work begins! Yay! We’ll show ‘em in 2016! Yay!

    Meanwhile, here in the land of reality, my inbox is filling with emails from people who are just now realizing that they are probably going to die an unnatural death, and probably within the next several years.

    But it’s cool, because Ace put up a recipe thread today. Spit on one’s hands and hoist the black flag, indeed!

    So, what to do now? I have several action items for you. These are all re-hash, but I’ll put them together and re-post them because maybe, just maybe, you people are actually ready to listen and do something.

    1. TAX STRIKE

    If you are self-employed, stop paying quarterlies and DO NOT FILE next April. Boehner rolled over this morning and announced that the “Republicans” are gung-ho to raise taxes. They can only raise taxes on you if you pay taxes. Don’t pay. DO NOT FILE.

    IF YOU ARE NOT SELF-EMPLOYED and your employer withholds your taxes, all you have to do is increase THE NUMBER OF EXEMPTIONS YOU CLAIM. Exemptions are NOT just wife-and-kids. People who make large charitable donations kick up their exemptions, as do people with big mortgages. In theory, there is no maximum to the number of exemptions you can claim, but 9 is considered to be the “normal” maximum. Go to your human resources / payroll department tomorrow and tell them you want to increase your exemptions and thus decrease your withholding as much as possible. Then, next April, DO NOT FILE.

    There is exactly ONE non-violent remedy left to you, and that is a tax strike. If you do not do this, you are guaranteeing, and I mean 1000% guaranteeing, that there will be a massive hot war and genocide in the United States within the next decade. Go find a good teenaged boy. Look into his eyes, and then understand that if we do not starve the Putsch Regime in Washington, that boy will almost certainly die in the war.

    2. MEDIA STRIKE

    If you do not now understand that the media is enemy number one of you, your family, this culture and of God; if you do not understand that the media is SATANIC, then you are either terminally stupid or you are hopelessly addicted to the satanic filth, agitporn and lies yourself. Pick up the phone, call the cable or satellite company and TURN THE SHIT OFF NOW.

    Oh, and by the way, I found out how much you are paying for each cable channel. It is roughly $0.12 per month per channel. I saw this figure in a recent story about Algore’s Stalinist propaganda channel, Current TV, which they are now trying to sell. Current TV goes into 60 million homes and has annual revenues from their cable and satellite royalties of $86 million. That is $0.12 per subscriber per month. So, you are offering that “pinch of incense” of $0.12 per month (at minimum) for every channel that is included in your cable or satellite package, including the sodomite channel, including MTV, including MSNBC, whether you watch it or not, and even if you block it on your cable box. Your money is still going to these outfits every month, and in doing so you proclaim that “caesar is lord”. St. Polycarp, pray for us.

    3. FINANCIAL MARKET STRIKE

    Get out, get out, get out. Close every brokerage account without exception. When my economic presentation is posted within the next few days, you will clearly see why. Pull your bank accounts down to the bare minimum. Buy gold and silver. Keep some Federal Reserve Notes on hand. Pay off debt and hold clear title to as much as you possibly can. Start liquidating your stuff now if, like me, you are going to eventually lose your home, which should actually be in play for almost everyone except the very wealthy who don’t need to generate any income (and thus pay no taxes) to survive and and simply live off of their existing wealth. Anyone who generates income and declares a tax strike should start preparing now to have their home and the contents of their home seized. Thus, get rid of everything now so that there is nothing for them to seize.

    4. CANCEL YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE

    Find cash-only doctors (general practitioners) operating in your area and establish a relationship with them now. Once you find a cash-only G.P., get a list of cash-only surgeons and surgery centers.

    If you live anywhere near Oklahoma City, there is already an outstanding cash-only surgery center in your back yard. CLICK HERE TO BEHOLD THE FUTURE OF MEDICINE.

    5. START THINKING AGGRESSIVELY AND OFFENSIVELY

    I’ll just give you an example so you know what I mean. I found out that when you don’t file with the IRS, what they do is “subpoena” your bank statements from your bank, and then they simply go in and add up all of the credits in your bank account and IGNORE ALL OF THE DEBITS. No expenses are recognized whatsoever. Every dollar “in” is considered to be pure, fully-taxable income.

    Sounds horrible, right? Especially if you are a business owner like me, right?

    So, how do I make this work for me? Simple. I’m going to get some cash deposited into the bank in a quantity that I am prepared to lose, and then I am going to login to my online banking interface and sit here all blessed day and transfer that quantity of money between my bank accounts. I’m hoping to “generate” “income” in the form of credit entries on my bank statements into the eight figures.

    In theory, if I had enough of a cash base, I could literally offset the entire national debt by “generating income” for the IRS in this way. But, I’ll just target an eight-figure “taxable” income for 2012. Heh. See what I’m getting at here? You don’t cower. You RUN AT THEM.

    If those rat bastards want to play, I’m their huckleberry.

    Say when.

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    8th November 2012 at 9:00 am

  3. ThePessimisticChemist says:

    Ann gets +1 for quoting the movie Tombstone.

    I don’t care if its typical hollywood schlock, I still love that character and that movie.

    PS: As always, she does fine most the time, but she’s so rabidly christian that its a wonder she doesn’t start the next crusade to liberate the holy land.

    Also the eyes…..THE EYES!

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    8th November 2012 at 9:36 am

  4. Kill Bill says:

    Ann, they are Trotskyites. The started on the left and moved to the right. They get much of their magnificient myth [noble lies] from Platos Republic. They think Americans [all of us] are too ignorant to know whats good for us.

    In some cases this is true given the ignoramii who fill their heads with such amusement as Honey Boo Boo and those dizzy guys in badged up vehicles driving in circles at high velocity.

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    8th November 2012 at 10:13 am

  5. GJH says:

    Great ideas for action from Ann.

    But “The Republic was overthrown in a neo-Stalinist putsch four years ago.”?

    Really Ann? It goes a lot further back than that. She sounds like a disappointed Republican.

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    8th November 2012 at 10:32 am

  6. flash says:

    TPC.. she posted the dual…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JGpajGj07BU
    Val Kilmer is the only actor not Southron to ever get the accent right.

    GJH
    I suspect Ann has a cat in dire need of a scratching pole.

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    8th November 2012 at 10:48 am

  7. Ron says:

    Im not really freaked out considering Romney was the other choice. Im still curious how many votes RP got.

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    8th November 2012 at 11:23 am

  8. Eddie says:

    I think Ann Barnhardt is hyperthyroid. Not to mention looney tunes.

    Her advice is guaranteed to turn anyone who takes it into a fiery human financial sacrifice on the altar of libertarianism.

    Only a COMPLEAT IDIOT would go head to head with the IRS. Use guerrilla tactics instead. Use cash, barter, cheat on your taxes if you think you’re smart enough. (Idea — The IRS virtually never audits a tax return for a PARTNERSHIP…just not done, because it’s too hard for their little drones to figure out..too much trouble)

    I can go along with the media boycott. I’ve been doing that for some years.

    Cancel my health insurance? No, I don’t think so, as much as I might like to do that.

    Be aggressive and confrontational with the federal government? Good luck with that. My advice is to drop below their radar. It’s a much better survival strategy.

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    8th November 2012 at 11:53 am

  9. harry p. says:

    flash,
    i read her rant last nite and found it amusing as well

    but i wouldnt “spark that flame”, she does not meet the criteria.
    she just isn’t as hot as she is crazy

    crazy-hot-scale.jpg

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    8th November 2012 at 2:54 pm

  10. flash says:

    hp, I had some beautiful women that were as dull and lifeless as a stump. and aren’t worth the price of a can of sardines…

    You’d might be amazed how far a crazy 7 might go to please….jus’ sayin.

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    8th November 2012 at 3:08 pm

  11. harry p. says:

    flash, hahahaha, well said about the lifeless stumps

    been with what i consider a crazy 9 but it didn’t work out to say the least.
    that crazy 7 can be great during “pleasing time”, but afterwards all the 7 disappears and all she will be is crazy.

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    8th November 2012 at 3:18 pm

  12. IndenturedServant says:

    Eddie said:
    “Only a COMPLEAT IDIOT would go head to head with the IRS.”

    You are correct but just imagine for a minute the effect it would have if millions of Americans did it simultaneously. Those who can, just stop paying. Those who can’t, increase your exemptions to 20 and presto, instant panic! The fucking DEA, apparently and admittedly, cannot police the cannabis shops in CA, CO etc. There is no way the IRS could ever get back control if that happened. Trouble is, were are herd or pack animals. I’d give my right nut to see the govt idiots try to deal with a mass refusal to pay. Obummer would know what to say even with a teleprompter!
    I_S

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    8th November 2012 at 5:17 pm

  13. Micro-Be says:

    I’m unemployed so fuck you Big Bird. Maybe I can get a couple of internships, work for free for a year or two, and then get an entry level job. You know those entry level jobs that require 1-3 years of experiences? Yeah, those. This is just an awesome job market, Big Bird, I mean it. Seriously. I love that I’ve devoted the last 10 years of my life to get a damn degree through serving my country and now I get to bounce around from family and friend’s houses while I look for a big boy job. Or I could possibly just say fuck it and ignore my training in microbiology and work at Safeway or Dick’s Sporting Goods as an sales agent tasked with sucking out the rest of the money from the consumers. Again, fuck you Big Bird.

    p.s. – There is an entry level job site I tried out only once. Why did I try it only once? Because the vast majority of the positions posted were either management/supervising positions or required experience.

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    8th November 2012 at 8:30 pm

  14. flame says:

    hp, I didn’t anything about bringing the fire home…just mention standing next to it until the old bones get limbered up

    The last crazy 7 I was intertwined with threatened to travel to my home state and kill me on sight …… Yeah, she was great , but not a keeper.

    Eddie, I’ m sure there were those that called Washington and ilk crazy and reckless, but now they are icons of American exceptionalism and liberty .
    Maybe one day Crazy Eyes bust will be carved on Mt Rushmore to replace Lincolns butt ugly profile after the Sons of Liberty blast it off.

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    8th November 2012 at 8:31 pm

  15. flash says:

    flame?…..damn! Where in WP hell did that come from?

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    8th November 2012 at 8:32 pm

  16. The Watchdog says:

    Who says there’s no good entertainment anymore?
    Screw reality TV and tune in to the greatest rants on the internet:
    Ann “Crazy Eyes” Barnhardt
    Nigel “Bulldog” Farage
    Max “Take No Prisoners” Keiser
    Marc “Dr. Doom” Faber
    Tyler “Gold, Bitches” Durden
    and our very own
    Jim “Kiss My Fat Irish Ass” Quinn.
    AWESOME!!!

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    8th November 2012 at 8:48 pm

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