KILL A LOBBYIST FOR CHRISTMAS

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Posted on 16th November 2012 by ecliptix543 in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

That’s all, really. Open thread and open season on lobbyists. Talk amongst yourselves.

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  1. flash says:

    ecliptix , If the FBI allows you internet access , drop us a comment and let us know how the food and lodging are at Camp FEMA.

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    16th November 2012 at 8:09 am

  2. Chatham Police says:

    Mr. Ecliptix,

    We just went to Mr. Stucky’s home and took him into our custody. We believe he knows where you live, and we shall be tasering and waterboarding his fat ass, and bitch-slapping his moobs, until he coughs up the information.

    And once we find you, it will NOT go well for you, Mr. Terroristic Threats guy!

    Angrily and With Determination,
    Chatham Chief of Police

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    16th November 2012 at 8:46 am

  3. Bruce says:

    When you kill a snake you cut off it’s head. The body will squirm and twitch for awhile but eventually it will become lifeless. So first you must kill the Bankers.

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    16th November 2012 at 9:13 am

  4. thetruthonly says:

    I prefer the humane term execution, but I don’t see criminal bankers and their political stooges on the list. It’s a start anyway.

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    16th November 2012 at 9:22 am

  5. Kill Bill says:

    No no no. You cant say kill a lobbyist.

    I want lobbyists to be on an all McDonalds diet for the rest of their significantly shortened life

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    16th November 2012 at 11:19 am

  6. Kill Bill says:

    ….bitch-slapping his moobs, -CP

    Phuckity phuk phuk I am all out of brain bleach.

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    16th November 2012 at 11:21 am

  7. Wyoming Mike says:

    I don’t understand? I thought our Imperious Leader kicked all the lobbyists out of D.C. in his first term?

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    16th November 2012 at 11:43 am

  8. ecliptix543 says:

    Chatham Police –

    I would like to respectfully invite you to go fuck yourselves, your colleagues, friends, family member, pets, and certain types of garden furniture. Stucky will never talk, especially if you slap them moobs around. He likes that, you dumbasses.

    Camp FEMA isn’t really all that bad, guys. The daily cavity searches get a little bit old after the first month or so, but all in all, it’s better than student loan debt. I’ve heard rumours that this weekend we’ll get to try out the new propane powered showers they just built on the other side of the compound. I’ll be sure to tell everybody how that works out for us.

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    16th November 2012 at 1:20 pm

  9. AWD says:

    I didn’t see any mention of torture. Lobbyists need to be tortured for several months before they are allowed to die. All fucking lawyers need to be tortured and hung from a lightpost.

    There are more than 13,000 lobbyists in Washington. Wall Street and banks have 5 lobbyists each for every single Congressman and Senator in Washington. It’s a scam on the biggest scale possible. And, the corporations, banks, farmers, oil companies, Wall street get more than a 100x return on the money they spend on lobbying via tax breaks, bailouts, hand-outs, subsidies and pure graft and pork. The farm lobby gets billions in subsidies every year. Truly disgraceful.

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    16th November 2012 at 1:41 pm

  10. AWD says:

    This shitbag criminal is from Illinois.

    Lawyers and lobbyists. The end of Western Civilization.

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    16th November 2012 at 1:47 pm

  11. Eddie says:

    For the Texas Secessionists, a little reality check.

    http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Lobbyists-spend-12-8-million-to-treat-Texas-1736827.php

    Lobbyist are so thick on the ground in my town you can’t open a car door without hitting one.

    When Rick Perry’s lips move, check carefully and you’ll see this man’s hand up his ass.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/15/us/politics/mike-toomey-texas-lobbyist-is-power-behind-perry.html?pagewanted=all

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    16th November 2012 at 3:19 pm

  12. flash says:

    I wish We the People had a great president like Iran instead of the bankster owned scum we always end up with.

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    16th November 2012 at 3:55 pm

  13. Stigsy says:

    It’s pretty fucked up when the Iranians have figured out a better deterrent to corruption and fraud than we have. In this shithole of a country, fraud and corruption are the only way to advance beyond shift leader at McDonalds.

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    16th November 2012 at 9:10 pm

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