DIRTY JOBS

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Posted on 26th November 2012 by AWD in Economy

Here’s a few jobs for you. Maybe someday they can make getting free cash from the government related to work. Just an idea.

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  1. AWD says:

    One fucking comment about me being a proctologist (which I AM NOT), and I’ll go postal on your asses.

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    26th November 2012 at 3:28 pm

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    26th November 2012 at 3:46 pm

  3. It's me, bitches! says:

    On a related note:
    Mike Rowe, the guy who hosted Dirty Jobs on Discovery Channel, got laid off recently.

    ‘Baltimore native and Towson University graduate Mike Rowe informed fans on Thanksgiving Eve that the Discovery Channel show he hosted, “Dirty Jobs,” was no more.

    Rowe, the show’s creator and executive producer, wrote on his blog that it was canceled:

    “A few weeks ago, I was officially informed that Dirty Jobs had entered into a new phase,” Rowe wrote on his blog. “One I like to call, ‘permanent hiatus.’ Or in the more popular industry vernacular, canceled.” ‘

    http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2012-11-23/features/bal-towson-grad-mike-rowe-loses-his-dirty-job-20121123_1_dirty-jobs-mike-rowe-discovery-channel-show
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    26th November 2012 at 3:49 pm

  4. Kill Bill says:

    In comparing salaries and exposure to crappy things….

    The stink finger is WAY over paid.

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    This is not about AWD. Any likeness is purely coincidental.
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    26th November 2012 at 3:54 pm

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    26th November 2012 at 3:55 pm

  6. Llpoh says:

    AWD threatens some perverse medical treatment on our asses.

    One job that will disappear – slaughterhouse employees. No one will afford meat. Next will be the roadkill collectors – free meat will be collected. Yummy.

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    26th November 2012 at 3:59 pm

  7. Stucky says:

    Which job deals with old fuckers, young dickweeds, assholes, garbage, shit, blood and guts, road kill, and then like a Crime Scene Cleaner having to molly-coddle the aforementioned masses? I’ll tell you. Being an Admin on TBP. Worst fuckin job ever.

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    26th November 2012 at 3:59 pm

  8. Kill Bill says:

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    26th November 2012 at 4:01 pm

  9. IndenturedServant says:

    AWD, so what kind of doctor are you? Having never asked and never heard, you can understand why assumptions are made.
    I_S

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    26th November 2012 at 4:02 pm

  10. AWD says:

    I’m a country doctor.

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    26th November 2012 at 4:05 pm

  11. AWD says:

    Oooops, too late

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    26th November 2012 at 4:09 pm

  12. IndenturedServant says:

    Being a roadkill collector might be cool. I’d like to do that in elk country so I could sell the antlers and ivory. I used to clean and sanitize a butcher shop. The local vet swabbed the place every day and not once did I have a violation. It probably helped that my meat came from there at the time. That job paid WAY more than $14k too! Being a garbage man would be ok. People throw away the most amazing stuff! I’ve got a real strong stomach and so far, have never been grossed out by anything although certain aromas have come close. I could not work in a rendering plant nor would I work as mop boy at the peep show.
    I_S

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    26th November 2012 at 4:12 pm

  13. Eddie says:

    I see a way to save a LOT of money. We can combine “Roadkill Collector” with “Emergency Medical Technician” The pay is virtually the same, and the job descriptions aren’t that different either, a good part of the time, anyway..

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    26th November 2012 at 4:19 pm

  14. IndenturedServant says:

    AWD, I need a surgeon to cut my left foot off…..seriously! The ankle surgery I had last spring has failed. The ankle gets worse by the day and all the ass clown doctors here, want to try more surgeries. Not a single minute goes by that the pain does not distract me from my work. Nine plus years of agony is enough. Hell, if I could find someone to just tell me where to cut it off for best use of a prosthetic, I would have cut it off myself already! Seriously!

    I’ll probably have to have a “horrible accident” with my mini guillotine and then find a doc to finish it off for me.
    I_S

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    26th November 2012 at 4:26 pm

  15. Llpoh says:

    IS – what is wrong with your ankle?

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    26th November 2012 at 4:29 pm

  16. IndenturedServant says:

    I broke it when I was a kid. Did not know it was broken. Spent the next 36 years playing and working on it. By the time I had surgery it was bone on bone. Surgeon “repaired the osteo chondral defect” but it is worse now than before the surgery which is really saying something……trust me. Now they want to take donor cartilage from my knee to fix it. If that does not work, an allograft from a cadaver is next with 12+ months of healing and then they say fusion if that does not work. It is near impossible to get someone to just amputate.
    I_S

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    26th November 2012 at 4:42 pm

  17. Mikey says:

    @IS

    For around 1/4 to 1/5 of what it would cost you for crappy service in the US, go to a private hospital in Thailand. The medical care is excellent and you’ll have a private room with the same quality amenities as you’d find in an expensive hotel, and your own private nurse. As in assigned to you and maybe 1 other patient – not 1 per ward.

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    26th November 2012 at 6:25 pm

  18. taxSlave says:

    My proctologist told me that my optic nerve is connected to my rectum and I have a shitty outlook on life.

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    26th November 2012 at 7:18 pm

  19. llpoh says:

    IS – I have some experience in with regard to bad ankles. My only advice, and you may have already gone down this road, is to find the best ankle surgeon anywhere. Do some research and find out who the ankle surgeons are for, for instance, the LA Lakers or the Celtics or similar, and go to them. Not all surgeons are created equal. Not by a long shot. Good luck.

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    26th November 2012 at 7:27 pm

  20. Wetback Willy says:

    Hola – theez jobs look mucho fino! I wood lika esta job weeth the cowz. $14,000! Ay carumba – es mucho dinero! Mi hole familia leeves like a keeng for such mucho dinero. Pleez to tell mi where deez jobs eez – I weel sweem de Rio manana, and ceen start de job manana. And uno dia, maybee I kan git dee job as roadkeel colecter or dee sheet pumper! Ay carumba – I wud be keeng!

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    26th November 2012 at 7:41 pm

  21. ecliptix543 says:

    IS – I can help you out with that ankle problem. I’ll provide sterile instruments, plenty of relatively new gauze, iodine and BZK pre-treatments, minimum of 6 shots of your choice liquor, and enough rx painkillers to get you through the wait times at the ER after we’re finished. I’ll even throw in a free shuttle service to either of the two closest hospitals. Total time for the procedure is about ten minutes. Please arrive with your choice of tourniquet. Make me an offer!

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    26th November 2012 at 10:23 pm

  22. Ron says:

    My neighbor did the fusion thing and it didnt seem that bad,i would consider it over amputation anyhow.Get a cool cane!

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    26th November 2012 at 1:31 am

  23. IndenturedServant says:

    llpoh, I spent six months talking to different surgeons, speaking to their patients etc. The guy I picked is very well respected however, something about his tone and attitude changed after the surgery. I get the feeling he now sees me as a cash cow. My boss is was a professional soccer player and just this morning I was talking to him about getting locating a surgeon that works on athletes. Thanks.

    Mikey, it would probably be much harder to research surgeons in Thailand. I could give a shit about the nurses etc as long as they just leave me alone. Fucking nurses here will wake you up from a dead sleep to ask if you want a sleeping pill!

    Ecliptix, I can do all that myself and use clean gauze! I just need a ride to the ER in case I pass out on the way. Also, driving my truck with a clutch might be a bit tender with a freshly amputated foot. Oh and we need to take a little detour across the river so I can toss the foot in the river because if I wake up and some dumbass has re-attached it, I’m gonna start killin’ people!

    Ron, I want to avoid the fusion thing because that will set me up for future knee, hip and back problems. The only joint in my body that has ever caused me pain is this ankle and I want to keep it that way!

    I_S

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    26th November 2012 at 2:05 am

  24. Leobeer says:

    IS, The doctors at Bumrungrad Hospital in Bangkok are considered the best in Asia. One close friend had a delicate spine surgery that went perfectly. I spent a lot of time visiting and was very impressed with the quality of care as well as the level of English. The hospital is very popular with the Arabs because it is better health care than they get in their homeland.

    http://www.bumrungrad.com/thailandhospital

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    26th November 2012 at 5:14 am

  25. AWD says:

    IS

    You probably let a podiatrist do the surgery right? They are butchers. I haven’t seen one case that hasn’t turned into a complete clusterfuck. They should not be able to do surgery. You need to go to Johns Hopkins, Harvard, or the Cleveland clinic and have it fixed properly. Your Dr. can make you a referral. It’s worth the time/effort/money/trip believe me.

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    26th November 2012 at 1:46 pm

  26. llpoh says:

    What douche gave AWD’s last comment a thumbs down? It had to either be a butcher or a podiatrist. But then I repeat myself.

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    26th November 2012 at 5:57 pm

  27. Kill Bill says:

    WSB-TV obtained a police report that indicated that that two employees and a security guard attempted to physically detain a man in the parking lot of a Walmart in Lithonia, Georgia because he was seen leaving the store early Sunday morning without paying for two DVD players.

    “When police arrived, they found the employees on top of the man,” according to the station. “The officer put the man in handcuffs and said he noticed there was no resistance from him.”

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    26th November 2012 at 5:59 pm

  28. Kill Bill says:

    For around 1/4 to 1/5 of what it would cost you for crappy service in the US, go to a private hospital in Thailand. -Mikey

    Great Idea, since our doctors here think they are entitled to such high wages because they got a piece of paper from some college, much like those union card holders, we should offshore health care. jobs, customer service, and banks not to mention politicians.

    Our economy would be cured, no?

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    26th November 2012 at 6:26 pm

  29. IndenturedServant says:

    No podiatrist for me. I chose an MD surgeon who specializes in knees and ankles. I’m seeing the surgeon, my regular podiatrist and my family doc today to get rolling on a plan to fix this. I still want them to cut the fucker off and let me get on with life but have little hope of that happening. No money in it for anyone there! I’m going to try and get a referral to see a pro sports doctor if they won’t cut it off.
    I_S

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    26th November 2012 at 2:31 am

  30. Llpoh says:

    IS – you need an ANKLE specialist. True specialists specialize. My experience anyway. And ankles are much more difficult than knees, from what I know. Many bones, move in many directions.

    Good luck. But I believe if you find the best doc on the planet he can fix you.

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    26th November 2012 at 2:46 am

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