Zazzle is running a 40% off sale for mugs and shirts. What Boomer on your Christmas list wouldn’t want a BBES shirt? You know your sweetie is dying for a WE ARE DOOMED mug. Hurry before it’s too late. Order before December 21 or you might never get the chance to say I told you so.
http://www.zazzle.com/theburningplatform












MuckAbout says:
Shit! I’m still treating the radiation burns on my lips and cheeks from my TBP mug radioactive glaze on the inside of the mug ( the glaze is pink and glows in the dark)! I keep turning it to “We Are Doomed” and my sweetie rotates it to the TBP Logo.. She’d probably make me wear a TBP Tee Shirt inside out so the “doomy” message won’t show and what fun is that?
We need some new suggestions for some great new TBP products for the store.
Like a TBP tie with “Hangman” embroidered down the front of it. Or jeans with “Fuck Krugman” across the butt. Or a mug with “What the Hell are you so cheerful about?” on it.
Come on guys and girls, what say you?? You get it on design here and Admin will surely listen!
MA
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5th December 2012 at 6:25 pm
MuckAbout says:
Besides, the first T-shirt should read “WordPressES”….
MA
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5th December 2012 at 6:26 pm
Colma Rising says:
Swoop swoop on some merchandise.
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5th December 2012 at 7:14 pm
MuckAbout says:
@Colma: You can do much better than that! You been sucking up pina colada’s tonight?
MA
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5th December 2012 at 7:22 pm
SSS says:
“You know your sweatie is dying for a WE ARE DOOMED mug.”
—-Admin
Sweetie.
—-SSS, TBP’s Official Spelling Monitor
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5th December 2012 at 7:24 pm
Colma Rising says:
Muck: Ha! No booze…. I was late for a class. Drinking coffee and browsing.
I had to say something….
The BBES shirts are versatile: If someone asks:
“Big Banks ES”
“Bank Bailouts ES”
Only the poor fool who actually reads the url and visits would, eventually, realize what it really means and the great, immutable truth it conveys.
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5th December 2012 at 8:01 pm
FTL says:
If an ineptocracy tee shirt happened to show up on this site I would surely buy one.
http://i1.cpcache.com/product_zoom/650762943/ineptocracy_definition_dark_tshirt.jpg?color=MilitaryGreen&height=460&width=460&padToSquare=true/img
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5th December 2012 at 9:52 pm
FTL says:
Additional shirts for consideration
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5th December 2012 at 11:29 pm
FTL says:
Another try
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5th December 2012 at 11:34 pm
SAH says:
@Colma – yeah, I’m planning on picking up a BBES tshirt for sure! It’s going to be my go-to shirt when I hang out at the local pub. If asked what it means by non-BBs I’ll tell the truth. If asked what it means by BBs I’ll say “Baby Boomers, Extraordinarily Special”. Either way it will be met with complete agreement, and I may end up with a free shot of bourbon. Versatile indeed.
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5th December 2012 at 11:42 pm
SAH says:
If TBP store ever adds a line of anti-Keynes merchandise, I’d find that almost as irresistible as BBES.
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5th December 2012 at 11:46 pm
Kill Bill says:
I want a I hate my parents because I am a echo boomer t-shirt =)
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5th December 2012 at 12:12 am
Kill Bill says:
Or one that says
I dont need to work hard as Ben will print all we need
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5th December 2012 at 12:14 am
Kill Bill says:
And what solar system isnt doomed?
Well, unless you baboons fighting for life-less crap find a way to a younger solar system and not war….you are doomed
Peace on earth is a good will best spent in its advancement.
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5th December 2012 at 12:22 am
Colma Rising says:
When the BBES shirt first came out a year ago, I didn’t want to rock the float, but I have one…. just one more request….
BBES on the front….
On the back “The Shallowest Generation” and the url.
Named for the masterpiece article by Admin, of course.
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5th December 2012 at 12:35 am
crazyivan says:
“And what solar system isnt doomed?”- Kill Bill
Well that kind of puts it into perspective doesn’t it..
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5th December 2012 at 1:08 am
TeresaE says:
I’m so glad to see the dark colored shirts!
One more present done, I can’t resist both spreading the message and saving 40% to do it.
Suh-weet!
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5th December 2012 at 10:54 am
ecliptix543 says:
I make a point to commit extra assholery when I pass a Prius in my Mustang.. Where is that shirt sold? I need one of those.
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5th December 2012 at 3:29 pm
Colma Rising says:
My shirts just came, they’re pretty fucking dope.
The Black BBES shirt looks fucking badass with my Ray Ban Aviators.
The We Are Doomed shirt is cool, opted for the American Apparel.
Can’t donate to TBP but I can contribute to Pimpy McAdmin’s “revenue streams” lol
Seriously, the deal was pretty good.
Why not.
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5th December 2012 at 3:49 pm