“Above all, don’t lie to yourself. The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to a point that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him, and so loses all respect for himself and for others. And having no respect he ceases to love.”
― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov
“I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
― Friedrich Nietzsche
“It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.”
― George Washington
― George Washington
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
― Barbara Bush
― Barbara Bush
“I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won’t.”
― Mark Twain
― Mark Twain
“Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.”
― Oliver Goldsmith
― Oliver Goldsmith
“History is a set of lies agreed upon.”
― Napoleon Bonaparte
― Napoleon Bonaparte
Stucky says:
When cows lie to themselves
When TBP shit flinging monkeys lie to themselves
When goldfish lie to themselves
When Atheist Cats lie to themselves
The “I have a 12 inch python in my pants” delusion
How Admin handles the deluded
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6th December 2012 at 11:20 am
Ask Barry Popik says:
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
― Barbara Bush
So, did Big Barb actually say “oral sex”?
I’m betting she actually said “a man never forgets a blow job”, and somebody quickly sanitized it. It makes a much better quote in any case.
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6th December 2012 at 11:56 am
Stucky says:
Get enough blowjobs and you’ll forget them. Except of course if you are lucky enough to get a toothless gummy job. You’ll NEVER forget that bit of dental delight.
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6th December 2012 at 12:17 pm
ASIG says:
This country began with a president that couldn’t tell a lie, and will end with one that is the master of lies.
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6th December 2012 at 2:51 pm
Barry Popik says:
Now wait a minute! “Ask Barry Popik” is not me!
Barbara Bush never said that.
It’s from Boston comedian Lenny Clarke, who said it in 1999.
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6th December 2012 at 2:02 am