MEANWHILE, IN EGYPT EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL

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Posted on 6th December 2012 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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  1. Stucky says:

    Egypt Schmegypt. That’s so yesterday.

    I just learned from Faux News that the geographically largest mooslim terrorist area in da whole wide world is in the Mali region.

    You will no doubt be surprised to learn that the Foux cunt and the douchebag she was interviewing discussed ……… wait for it ………… are you ready …….. here it comes ……… brace yourself, Mary ……………………….. US MILITARY INTERVENTION.

    For the 34% of American numnuts who can’t locate New York state on a fucking map …. this is where Mali is located.
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    6th December 2012 at 1:01 pm

  2. Stucky says:

    Birdseye view of a Mali village BEFORE Democracy
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    Close up view of same village AFTER Democracy
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    6th December 2012 at 1:13 pm

  3. Stucky says:

    Let’s not forget Syria. About two or three months ago I said, (roughly);

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    There will be two possible flag operations in Syria designed to draw in the USA militarily. Israel is the likely culprit instigating the attacks.

    The first false flag involves chemical warfare. Only a very very stupid person believes Assad is so damn insane as to use chemical weapons. Nevertheless, this is an automatic “go to war” card. Our very own Noble Peace Prize winner won’t even have to ask Congress. A simple EO will do just fine, thank you.

    The second false flag may be some supposed military flights over Turkey. A (fake) airplane may be shit down. Or, maybe some artillary shells are lobbed over the border by Syria. The media will show two dead children!!! Turkey has “no choice” but to retaliate. Turkey is a member of NATO. Purrrfect! Turkey goes to war … we are automatically dragged in.

    …….

    Fast forward to today. Hillary Cunton talks almost daily about Syrian chemical weapons. Today, Panetta did. Those who are discerning understand this is the “prepare the American people” stage. Next step; bombs away.

    But don’t you worry your little hineys … this will be a quick war, we’ll win easily with probably no casualties, and zero blowback.

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    6th December 2012 at 1:41 pm

  4. Stucky says:

    I think I meant “shot down”. Although “shit down” does a fine job in its own way.

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    6th December 2012 at 1:44 pm

  5. Administrator says:

    Is Mali near Bali?

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    6th December 2012 at 2:10 pm

  6. Celtic Tiger says:

    No, it’s near Maui.

    Gotta stop all those impoverished goatherders in the Sahel from flying more airplanes into New York skyscripers!

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    6th December 2012 at 2:41 pm

  7. Stucky says:

    [Note: Everything below was reported in the news in the past 5 days.]

    STUCKY SPECIAL REPORT: 10 STEPS TO SOFTEN UP AMERICAN DUMBFUKS INTO NOT GIVING A SHIT IF WE BOMB THE FUCK OUT OF SYRIA
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    1) Get published in a major US newspaper … in this case, Sunday’s New York Times

    2) Get an “UNNAMED US official” to say shit.

    3) Have no proof of anything. Just say Syria has “some POTENTIAL chemical weapon preparation.”

    4) Say more shit and speak for the gub’mint like, the USA is “worried about what the Syrian military is doing.”

    5) Spread more shit all over the Internet like wired.com.

    6) On wired.com continue to use “unnamed sources”. But this time make them some vague “international observers”. And then put scary unverifiable words in their mouth such as “are now more worried than they’ve ever been that the Damascus government could use its nerve agent stockpile to slaughter its own people.”

    7) Then the next day, on Monday, get the President of the United States to “warn” Assad, and hold him “personally accountable” and of “dire consequences”.

    8) Right after, get Jay “Baghdad Bob” Carney to woodenly read word for word a script that clearly “hints” at military intervention by saying we must prepare “for all scenarios”. Keeping in mind that a lie repeated often enough becomes truth … get Hillary Cunton to repeat the same thing … get Panetta to say the same thing.

    9) Get dumbfuk Americans to link together as equal two completely different circumstances. Have Faux news — and all the other government stenographers known as ‘cable news’ — show old videos of Saddam gassing the Kurds, making sure you show dead babies. Then have the old and wrinkled Fox cunt look into the camera and ask pensively “could the same thing happen to Syria?”. There’s nothing quite like the Power of Association.

    [Break to commercial. Run the “Christian Mingles” piece … you know, where God needs the internet to hook up people. Shit. God’s miracles just ain’t what they used to be. Chemical weapon is bad. God is good. “Hey, Maybelline!! I bet God wants us to bomb Syria!” And, yes, Fox really did run Christian Mingles right after Fox cunt said the above. I’m sure that wasn’t intentional. Surely.]

    10) On Wednesday, while no one is looking, deploy Patriot anti-missile systems all along the Turkey-Syria border. After they are installed have a General say shit like it “just had to be done” because of “the specter of Syrian chemical weapons”. But don’t stop there. Now is the time to talk really crazy shit. Ratchet it up a notch. Remember … lie BIG! Actually say shit like “Patriot anti-missile weapons could help deescalate tensions”. You see, people love deadly weapons that actually deescalate tensions. Woohoo!! All systems go!!

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    6th December 2012 at 3:11 pm

  8. Stucky says:

    11) Show Panetta’s/Clinton’s/Obama’s warning about 30 to 40 times on each and every MSM network.

    12) Pray like hell dumbass Americans do not recall the SAME bullshit hype about Iraq’s Weapons of Mass Destruction. That could really fuck up freeing Syria for democracy. (The Adminustrashun is counting on the fact that most Amurcuns have the attention span of a gnat.).

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    6th December 2012 at 3:20 pm

  9. Cynical30 says:

    Epic perceptiveness Stucky. And no one in America cares. Jesus what a fucking travesty.

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    6th December 2012 at 6:36 pm

  10. sensetti says:

    Let’s drop a little freedom on them.

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    6th December 2012 at 7:31 pm

  11. llpoh says:

    Stuck – I am sure Obama will authorize a naval blockade of Mali.

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    6th December 2012 at 7:43 pm

  12. DaveL says:

    If only their new Constitution had a First Amendment preventing the government from recognizing any religion.

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    6th December 2012 at 8:03 pm

  13. ASIG says:

    ” I am sure Obama will authorize a naval blockade of Mali ”

    LMAO !!

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    6th December 2012 at 8:37 pm

  14. llpoh says:

    I, if nothing else, am here to amuse.

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    6th December 2012 at 9:08 pm

  15. Stucky says:

    Meanwhile ….

    …. Hillary Cunton is tired of fucking around with little pussy nations …. and decides we need a really big enemy with lotsa nukes.

    How ’bout Russia? OK. She vowed to stand up to Russia. Cool. Fuckin red commie bastards! And what are these dirty rotten Russkies doing that is so bad, you might ask. Good question, grasshopper.

    According to the link below, it appears Russia formed a customs union with Belarus and Kazakhstan to ……… GASP!!! ……….remove tariffs and customs controls along their mutual borders.

    This is known as Pax Americana. Whereby we are allowed to have 700+ military bases around the world … and also allowed to totally surround Russia …. while we get a fucking metaphorical Boner when other countries form economic unions.

    I really don’t like bashing America. This is my country. But, goddammit, our leaders made us a warmongering aggressive asshole pariah of the civilized world … the world might really be better off if we disintigrate ….. and the people don’t give a shit.

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    6th December 2012 at 12:42 pm

  16. Administrator says:

    Meanwhile In Egypt…

    Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/07/2012 12:39 -0500

    Increasingly it is appearing that all those things formerly considered “fixed”, are not. Latest case in point, Egypt where despite the general population’s very finite attention span having been fully exhausted on all things Cairo-related back in the spring of 2011, the locals counterrevolutionary natives are once more getting restless and absent some miracle, the days of the US puppet appointed “democrat”-cum-self appointed dictator Mursi are numbered.

    From Reuters:

    Egyptian protesters broke through a barbed wire barricade keeping them from the presidential palace in Cairo on Friday and some climbed onto army tanks and waved flags.

    Up to 10,000 protesters had been penned behind the barrier, guarded by tanks that were deployed on Thursday after a night of violence between supporters and opponents of the Islamist president, Mohamed Mursi, in which seven people were killed.

    Demonstrators cut the barbed wire and hundreds swarmed through and surged up to the walls of the palace, some kissing the police and military guards surrounding it. “Peaceful, peaceful,” they chanted.

    Troops of the Republican Guard, which had ordered rival demonstrators to leave the vicinity on Thursday, moved to the front gate to secure the main entrance to the palace.

    Then again, who cares about such trivial things as the failure of US liberated, formerly dictatorial regimes, when there are the daily gyrations of AAPL to ruminate over.

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    6th December 2012 at 1:29 pm

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