HE WALKS ON WATER

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Posted on 7th December 2012 by AWD in Economy

Friday funny time…

http://youtu.be/5TtUSj_zu8Q

Long Beach Students Assigned To Depict White House, Obama Under Water
December 5, 2012 11:05 PM

LONG BEACH (CBSLA.com) — A group of parents at Rancho Dominguez Prep School in Long Beach are asking for a long-term substitute teacher to be removed from the classroom after he told students to create images of the White House under water.

Junior Carnal Washington said his Digital Imaging instructor told him it wasn’t enough to just submerge the White House, but somebody had to drown in their creations.

“My (project) was the president being saved instead of drowning him… so I drowned his wife and the dog,” he said. “I felt bad. It didn’t feel right drowning the president.”

Washington and a classmate said the student who got the most praise from the teacher took the Photoshop assignment a step further.

“The highest grade in the class was a girl who had Obama swimming toward a bucket of chicken instead of his family. I thought that was sad, but when (the teacher) saw it, he started laughing,” Washington said.

The Los Angeles Unified School District said the assignment was related to Hurricane Sandy, but students and parents said it just made them uncomfortable.

Parent Mouine Taylor said, “I see no reason that our president should ever be drowned. I see no reason why the White House should ever be drowned. What did the kids get from this project?”

“I think this whole assignment is uncalled for. First of all, why are you putting the White House under water?” said parent Sandra Hermosillo.

LAUSD officials told KCAL9’s Kristine Lazar that they would not confirm if any disciplinary action had been taken against the teacher.

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/12/05/long-beach-students-assigned-to-depict-white-house-obama-under-water/

Everyone knows, he can walk on water…
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5 Comments
  1. harry p. says:

    hahaha,
    i laughed out loud at my desk when i read the part about the bucket of chicken

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    7th December 2012 at 1:46 pm

  2. AWD says:

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    7th December 2012 at 2:20 pm

  3. AWD says:

    I wonder if the teacher told each student that they were already $53,378 in debt thanks to Obama. Might have helped them complete the assignment.

    U.S.%20Per%20Person%20Debt%20Now%2035%20Percent%20Higher%20Than%20That%20Of%20Greece.preview.jpg

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    7th December 2012 at 2:26 pm

  4. AWD says:

    santa-promise-obama.jpg

    further captions to this picture:

    “Santa distributes presents; Obama redistributes them.”

    “Now, Santa, I want you to tell the people that it’s YOUR fault they will have no Christmas this year.”

    “Okay Santa, I’m going to tell you the correct way to redistribute toys.”

    “Listen, old man, I had the EPA ban coal so you WON’T be messing with my stocking again.”

    “I know you’re as fake as my jobs plan, but just go with it.”

    “Ho! Ho! Ho! Oh wait – that’s the First Lady.”

    “Make sure that those rich white kids get coal.”

    “One of these two are real.”

    “Please welcome my new Czar of Entitlement Programs”

    “Santa visits the Island of Misfits”

    “The Bringer of Cheer meets the Bringer of Fear.”

    “Obama meets his hero. The guy who works one day a year.”

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    7th December 2012 at 2:44 pm

  5. Leobeer says:

    “Junior Carnal Washington said his Digital Imaging instructor told him it wasn’t enough to just submerge the White House, but somebody had to drown in their creations.”

    What kind of a fucking name is “Carnel”?

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    7th December 2012 at 12:28 pm

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