Our illustrious president/dictator will be increasing global warming this weekend when he releases enough hot air, hopium, and bullshit than ever thought humanly possible.
His brethren in Congress and the House of Representatives will follow suit. There is money to be spent, trillions of it. The debt ceiling is going up; “To infinity and beyond”. The criminals just got their credit limit increased, hooray! More porkulus, bailouts, loans to friends, tax breaks, and free shit for all!
I never understood why a sitting president has to be inaugurated again. Probably another excuse to spend a few billion, parties with lobbyists, lots of laughing and merriment. It’s always good to have a few chuckles on your descent to hell.
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 01/18/2013
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The Sultan ascended his throne
His limited powers had grown
A very proud nation
With drones in formation
Now suddenly felt all alone
The Limerick King
What great sin is it that Lance Armstrong has committed?
Performance enhancement? Lying? Everyone in Washington and Wall Streets lies on a daily basis.
What sin is that in a society that pumps its children full of ADHD medications to enhance educational performance and pumps its financial institutions full of moral hazard, worships teams of steroid gladiators on any given Sunday, pumps it’s economy full of QE and fiat stimulus like there is no tommorow, consumes food modified by all manner of genetic, hormonal and chemical agents, is addicted to $8 cups of coffee, idolizes silicon breast implantation for the perfect female form and consumes viagra voraciously.
A society that can no longer function without the mass consumption of psychotropic drugs.
Ben’s printing was simply obscene
He thought that he’d try to come clean
He wasn’t sincere
He shed not a tear
The literal lying machine
Timmy says risk is now gone
This man is a Kleptocrat pawn
This dimwitted liar
Is about to retire
Let’s hope it’s the end of his con
A. R. Wasem says:
Priceless
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18th January 2013 at 12:55 pm
AWD says:
The limousine liberals attending the inauguration have their own runway opened up at Dulles airport for private jets.
Dulles may close one runway to accommodate inauguration-bound private planes
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/inauguration/dulles-may-close-runway-for-inaugurations-arrival-of-private-planes/2013/01/16/29d72796-5c1f-11e2-88d0-c4cf65c3ad15_story.html
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18th January 2013 at 12:58 pm
AWD says:
Dear Comrades,
With Officials and High-ranking members of the Party Nomenklatura arriving in Washington DC for the Glorious Inauguration of Party Chairman and President Barack Barackovich Obama in their specially designated aircraft, authorities have now reserved a runway for Party members only, to cut down on traffic and allow those who serve the Party to be less inconvenienced by normal airport congestion.
This is not unheard of in the history of Socialism: during the glorious days of the Soviet Union, a central lane was imposed on major thoroughfares, known as ZiL Lanes. Only Party officials could use these lanes, and even today they are still in use by officials of the Russian Federation. It is good to see this wonderful piece of Soviet ingenuity coming to America!
Soon, the workers and peasants of America will be comforted knowing that those who care the most for them, the leadership of the Socialist Democratic Party, will be able to arrive for the many important meetings and social gatherings associated with the Inauguration without having to wait in regular traffic.
Party officials will be able to whisk in and out of the Capital without having to burn extra gasoline and jet fuel while waiting in congestion, saving the people thousands of People’s Dollars and reducing their carbon footprints.
To some, this may appear to be favoritism, but true Socialists know that such accommodations must be made for Party leaders due to their many sacrifices and hard work for the good of the Masses.
These events, despite the appearance of lavish parties and decadent consumption, are in fact difficult gatherings as Party members contemplate the needs of the People and discuss strategies for better organizing our society in a more Progressive and efficient manner.
Agitate for preferential treatment for Party members in the name of social equality!
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18th January 2013 at 12:59 pm
Kill Bill says:
As usual AWDs definitions all overlap to the point of incoherence.
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18th January 2013 at 4:06 pm
AWD says:
As usual, KB is nothing but critical of AWD
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18th January 2013 at 5:38 pm
Ron says:
The president should have said he wanted a quit ceremony to save the taxpayer. A million for his ego feeding inaugeration?
All i keep seeing is people saying that getting rid of guns is a good idea.It makes me ill.
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18th January 2013 at 8:01 pm