Walgreens Manager Certain Dead Father Would Have Been Proud Of Crest Toothpaste Display
ST. PAUL, MN—Saying his late father must be looking down at him and smiling, local Walgreens manager Lawrence Trow stated Wednesday that “Dad would be proud” of the eye-catching endcap display his son had arranged to call attention to the store’s offering of Crest toothpaste. “I really wish my dad were alive to see this,” the misty-eyed 42-year-old said as he adjusted the topmost box in a tall stack of alternating Crest Pro-Health and Crest Tartar Protection tubes. “He worked hard his whole life, and he always enjoyed seeing a job well done, you know? Ah, well. This one’s for you, Dad.” On the other hand, Trow added, he should perhaps be thankful his father never lived to see the hasty, shoddy work his son put into the Herbal Essences window display, which is total shit.
Jimi d says:
Why post a stupid peice of shit story like this ? It is a waste of time to even click on the link.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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25th January 2013 at 3:42 pm
Colma Rising says:
Jimi D shows his incredible sphere of perception…
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25th January 2013 at 8:09 pm
BUCKHED says:
Jim D..is this more believable ?
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25th January 2013 at 8:38 pm
Novista says:
TGIF Jimi d
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25th January 2013 at 9:09 pm
Jimi d says:
WHo gives a rat’s ass about a stupid fucking story about a ‘crest toothpaste end display’ ? Stuff like this story shouldn’t be posted – it is a waste of time ! To all you above – GO FUCK YOURSELVES !
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25th January 2013 at 10:50 am
Administrator says:
Jimi d
You may not have noticed that Fridays are set aside for humor, because the doom and gloom can get overwhelming. That is why I post a couple stories from The Onion on Fridays.
I guess you didn’t think this was funny.
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25th January 2013 at 11:25 am