Posted on 31st January 2013 by AWD in Economy
It’s been soooo long since the last caption contest.
Winner gets free topical testosterone gel for a month, a pile of bitcoins, a nerf 50 caliber machine gun (with ammo), and a 3 month Obamacare card. Don’t be shy, Have at it!
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Throughout the 20th century, the Republican Party benefited from a non-interventionist foreign policy. Think of how Eisenhower came in to stop the Korean War. Think of how Nixon was elected to stop the mess in Vietnam.
— Ron Paul
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“I can’t decide between the $10 million a year job at Goldman Sachs, Citigroup, AIG, Ally Financial, or Bank of America. Decisions. Decisions.”
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31st January 2013 at 7:01 pm
Administrator says:
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Stuck and Ms. Freud going out on the town.
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31st January 2013 at 7:02 pm
Administrator says:
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Winning the War on Drugs
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31st January 2013 at 7:03 pm
Administrator says:
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I won’t fire in your mouth
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31st January 2013 at 7:04 pm
Administrator says:
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These Turbo Tax instructions are so complicated.
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31st January 2013 at 7:04 pm
matt says:
#2 “SSS and Howard in NYC back in the day”
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31st January 2013 at 7:08 pm
AWD says:
#1 My mom wrote this analysis, now how do I get up on the teleprompters?
#2 We might be living large if we weren’t dumbass cops
#3 girl: his tits are 5x as big as mine, do ya think he’ll share some with me?
#4 Shit what was our “safe word” again?
#5 I’m too lazy to walk, obesity here I come!
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31st January 2013 at 7:12 pm
AWD says:
Turbo Timmy, the Treasury and Government won’t be the same without you…
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31st January 2013 at 7:17 pm
Eddie says:
1. Timmy has a bad day. First, the furniture in his office gets repossesed, and then he opens the supoena.
(just wishful thinking)
2. And to think, we only stopped them because they had a taillight out!
3.She can’t help it. She is just attracted to men with big tits.
4 .American troops see the light at the end of the tunnel in Afghanistan.
or maybe
4. Ssssuck it!
5. I used to love the salad bar at Marcello’s, but nowadays every time I go in there at lunch time, it’s overrun with that Segway trash from Strategic Planning.
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31st January 2013 at 7:18 pm
chrsub8rt says:
1. “Satan and his complicated contracts!”
2. Cops gone wild. Police imitate their prey.
3. Breast donor and her sexy and appreciative recipient/friend
4. More visual testimony that we just shouldn’t be over there.
5. The buffet has officially been douched.
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31st January 2013 at 8:54 pm
nonner says:
chrsub8rt says:
1. this HRBlock job is tougher than i thought!
2. how do you suppose we pay for that gun buy back program?.
3. we agreed, she would have the baby, i’d breastfeed
4. if it lasts longer than four hours, you should go to sick call.
5. professional blogger, there must be an easier way to make a living.
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31st January 2013 at 9:43 pm
Stan says:
Ed Koch sleep wid da fishes.
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31st January 2013 at 6:33 am
Dorkus Maximus says:
#1 – “Trillions in free money and the fuckers still won’t give me a chair.”
#2 – “Policeman’s ball gonna rock this year bitchez!”
#3 – “Uh … can I borrow your top?”
#4 – “Don’t forget to tickle the undercarriage”
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31st January 2013 at 12:17 pm
A. R. Wasem says:
#1 – Why in the hell do they make these Turbotax instructions so damn complicated?
#2 – There’ll be a hot time in the ol’ squadroom tonight!
#3 – Sooooo in looooooove!
#4 – Well if it last more than 4 hours you’ll definitely have to see the doctor.
#5 – Damn these low counters!
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31st January 2013 at 12:40 pm
BUCKHED says:
1 ) Fuck Bernanke and his homework !
2) SSS..your favorite brand has arrived !
3 ) My dumbass boyfriend thought my hormone pills were Tic-Tac’s !
4) Major Johnson found that this was the best way to communicate with Private Peters
5) Sedway’s were everywhere after President Al Gore outlawed cars !
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31st January 2013 at 12:58 pm
Erasmus says:
No. 1. ‘So many job offers but where’s Goldman?’
No. 2 ‘We’ve switched the real stuff for this grass I cut this morning. Then we’ll sell the pot and get money like asshole here is showing.’
No. 3. I give all the credit to my yoga instructer here. I looked like a bag of shit until she took charge.
No. 4. Sir, your wang is rusty and I can’t reach your balls…wherever they are.
No. 5. Look, I’m terribly sorry to barg in like this but where’s the fucking toilet.
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31st January 2013 at 2:11 pm