Silvio Berlusconi Swears Dancer Was Of Legal Age When He Paid Her For Sex Using State Money
ROME—Facing widespread criticism over his alleged sexual relationship with an underaged exotic dancer during his tenure as prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi on Tuesday assured the people of Italy that the woman in question was of legal age when he paid her for sex using the nation’s money. “Let me swear to you that these brazenly misappropriated state funds went toward financing my long-running sexual liaison with a call girl who was of full legal age throughout our affair,” the career politician and media tycoon told reporters, adding that the exotic dancer with whom he had intercourse dozens of times during his time in office was “at least” 18 years old when she received thousands of euros in jewelry and air travel courtesy of Italy’s depleted treasury. “Despite what my critics say, this sexual relationship made possible through considerable taxpayer financing was something that occurred between two consenting adults. This has been the case with every single one of my government-subsidized affairs, and the people of Italy know that.” Berlusconi, who was forced out of office in 2011 over concerns about his ability to resuscitate Italy’s stagnant economy amid a litany of embarrassing sex scandals, is expected to be fully forgiven by the Italian citizenry.
Hope@ZeroKelvin says:
Whew, THAT’s a relief!
I would really really really be MAD if he used Italian taxpayer monies on an underaged exotic dancer or on an “unconsenting” partner!!!
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1st February 2013 at 3:45 pm
Hope@ZeroKelvin says:
But since Berli’s dalliances were with “of age” dancers and with “consenting partners”, I am sure all will be forgiven.
Fuck, he will probably be voted “Father of the Year” like that (philandering fool) Bill Clinton.
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1st February 2013 at 3:48 pm
Hope@ZeroKelvin says:
http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e2017d3fc040ac970c-pi
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1st February 2013 at 3:49 pm
SSS says:
Speaking of Italian women, he-e-e-e-er’s SARA!!!!
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1st February 2013 at 4:21 pm
Eddie says:
Big beautiful eyes!
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1st February 2013 at 4:24 pm
SSS says:
I can do better than that, Eddie. Just for you and AWD.
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1st February 2013 at 4:27 pm
Eddie says:
Nice smile too.
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1st February 2013 at 4:28 pm
Eddie says:
Probably has a genius IQ too.
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1st February 2013 at 4:29 pm
ragdouche says:
Nice modified sweat glands.
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1st February 2013 at 4:43 pm
SSS says:
It’s Friday. Let’s switch from Sara Varone to Italian actress Sabrina Ferilli. She’ll be 50 next year. Did you notice? You didn’t? Look at her face!!!! Her face!!!!
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1st February 2013 at 4:54 pm
Bostonbob says:
Eddie she has eyes?
Bob.
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1st February 2013 at 5:09 pm
Eddie says:
“She’ll be fifty next year.”
Do you think that’s too young for me?
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1st February 2013 at 5:16 pm
SSS says:
“Do you think that’s too young for me?”
—-Eddie
Only if you’re under 18.
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1st February 2013 at 5:25 pm
AWD says:
Mama Mia, that ‘s a some spicy meatballs…
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1st February 2013 at 5:33 pm
sangell says:
Have you been following the Gina Lollobrigida story? She was my dad’s favorite Italian actress. Seems the now 85 year old got a Spanish boy toy a few years back. She gave him power of attorney to sign some documents for her ( Lemme guess Gina didn’t want to appear in public to sign them herself). The boy toy, being no dummy, flew off to Spain and got a ‘stand in woman’ for a marriage ceremony, and became Gina’s husband ( and heir). Ms. Lollabrigida became suspicious ( she’s no dummy either) and tracked down the marriage certificate using her computer.
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1st February 2013 at 5:43 pm
fool on the hill says:
And I thought that WOP referred to passport not principles.
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1st February 2013 at 8:10 pm
fool on the hill says:
Hat tip again, cold one.
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1st February 2013 at 8:12 pm