Los Angeles On High Alert As LAPD Back On Regular Duty
LOS ANGELES—Los Angeles residents are reportedly on edge today following reports that hundreds of armed and extremely dangerous Los Angeles Police Department officers are resuming regular patrolling duties after the conclusion of Tuesday’s manhunt for rogue ex-cop Christopher Dorner. “I mean, just knowing they’re out there is terrifying—how can I feel safe when these maniacs are on the loose in my neighborhood?” said a visibly rattled Ashley Stillson, 38, who explained that she strictly observed the city’s advisory to avoid the historically violent, unpredictable predators by going out in groups and avoiding the streets entirely after nightfall. “These guys are volatile and, in many cases, mentally unstable. Something needs to be done about them because I fear for my family knowing these sick people are still at large.” At press time, sources reported the tense mood in L.A. had brightened considerably after news of a serial rapist diverted numerous LAPD officers to a sprawling manhunt in nearby San Bernardino.
DaveL says:
.” At press time, sources reported the tense mood in L.A. had brightened considerably….”
Why bother having a press time when your paper delivery people will just get shot?
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15th February 2013 at 10:45 am
johnQpublic says:
increasingly the most insightful news arrives in the form of comedy
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15th February 2013 at 12:24 pm
Stucky says:
You people in the LA area, if you have a blue pickup truck ….. sell it! …. you’re not safe yet.
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15th February 2013 at 12:28 pm
Eddie says:
Bad Boys (revised and updated)
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha wanta do
Whatcha gonna do
When LAPD come for you
Tell me whatcha gonna do.
Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When LAPD come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when FBI come for you
When you were eight
And you had bad traits
You go to school and you get free lunch
But a few bad apples spoil the whole bunch
Smoke those blunts and you have to munch.
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do whatcha gonna do
When LAPD come for you (repeat)
You chuck it on this one
You chuck it on this one
You chuck it on your teacher and
You chuck it on you boss
You chuck it on somebody and it don’t matter who
It ain’t your fault that they come for you.
But you never should’ve shot at the Boys in Blue
Nobody naw give you no break
LAPD naw give you no break
Soldier naw give you no break
Not even you Obama naw give you no break
Why did you have to act so mean don’t you know
You’re a human being born of a mother with
The picture of a father. Welfare come and welfare go
I know sometimes you want some money to buy yourself a ho
Got to sell the rock so you can let go.
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do
When the SWAT Team come an’ incinerate you?
(repeat chorus)
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15th February 2013 at 12:34 pm
BUCKHED says:
During WWII soldiers were given training on the identification of planes maybe the LA PD needs auto identification training so they don’t shoot up another old ladies truck when she’s delivering papers.
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15th February 2013 at 12:49 pm
Administrator says:
Eddie
Do you sing to your patients as you drill into their decaying tooth nerves?
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15th February 2013 at 1:00 pm
Eddie says:
I am feeling very musical today.
No more, I promise.
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15th February 2013 at 1:19 pm
flash says:
..somebody on another thread already posted this …and supposedly satirical …but.
Kill anyone you want; law has been abandoned in America (satire)
http://www.naturalnews.com/039098_LAPD_Obama_murder.html
The coming LA war zone
I know where this is headed, folks. That’s why I’m up at 1:00 am writing this, because this is all an urgent realization that I feel the need to share with you. Los Angeles stands on the verge of becoming a literal WAR ZONE, completely abandoned by any law-abiding police. The battle lines are already drawn. Click here to see a Google Map of the gang boundaries already in place across L.A. The only thing missing from this map is the LAPD territory.
Here’s my prediction: In a real national crisis such as an economic collapse or power grid failure, the LAPD gang will be almost instantly overrun by the Crips. The Crips have significantly more firepower and sheer numbers of people on the streets. They are not one gang, but a multitude of micro-regional gangs who cannot be brought down by killing one leader. You’ve got the Athens Crips, the Compton Crips, the Long Beach Crips, and so on. These gangs respect no law (much like the LAPD all of a sudden) and can dish out just as much violence as the LAPD. In fact, they’re better at it.
The point is that during a real crisis, if you live anywhere south of I-10 and west of the 710 interstate, you’re as good as dead. And the gangs won’t be satisfied with ransacking and looting all the homes and businesses East of the airport, either. You can fully expect them to widen their rampage into Gardena, Carson, Downey, Culver City, downtown LA and of course East LA.
The LAPD will not and cannot protect you. They have no interest in protecting you. They have no respect for the rule of law and have increasingly lost the trust of the public. The LAPD will be out to do only one thing: protect itself and murder its enemies. That’s precisely the way the LAPD acted yesterday in the murder of Christopher Dorner.
Sooner or later, LA will burn. The only way to survive LA in a collapse scenario will be to flee the city or join a gang that can offer you sufficient protection against the other gangs, including the LAPD.
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15th February 2013 at 2:05 pm