OBAMA’S WAR ON MATH

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Posted on 16th February 2013 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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  1. AWD says:

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    The Head Start Big Lie Against Our Children

    Right Wing shills have found a friend in the Department of Health and Human Services and their despicable Head Start Study. Lyndon Johnson is rolling over in his very grave. What will they say next, we are losing the war on poverty?

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    It is now 45 years later. We spend more than $7 billion providing Head Start to nearly 1 million children each year. And finally there is indisputable evidence about the program’s effectiveness, provided by the Department of Health and Human Services: Head Start simply does not work.

    According to the Head Start Impact Study, which was quite comprehensive, the positive effects of the program were minimal and vanished by the end of first grade. Head Start graduates performed about the same as students of similar income and social status who were not part of the program. These results were so shocking that the HHS team sat on them for several years, according to Russ Whitehurst of the Brookings Institution, who said, “I guess they were trying to rerun the data to see if they could come up with anything positive. They couldn’t.”

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    16th February 2013 at 10:27 am

  2. KaD says:

    The best thing for kids is to have their mother at home with them, especially until they start school. I know women don’t like to hear that but when you make the choice to have a child you should make the choice to do what’s best for the child; not what’s *fun* or *comfortable* for you.

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    16th February 2013 at 11:07 am

  3. AWD says:

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    OBAMA-MATH-IS-HARD-HOPE-IS-EASY.jpg

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    16th February 2013 at 11:17 am

  4. AWD says:

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    Obama Proposes New Education Program for 4-year-olds

    Comrade Party Chairman and President Barack Barackovich Obama has announced sweeping plans to reform the American education system by introducing new socialization programs for 4-year-olds. The new program, now being referred to as the ‘Young Knuckleheads Federal Education Initiative’ will teach post-toddlers the basics of obedience to authority and openness to indoctrination, which will help them become successful students later in their educational process.

    The term ‘knuckleheads’ comes from the distinctive salute the program has adopted from other successful international education programs. Given the proven effectiveness of early passivity training throughout the world, the Young Knuckleheads Initiative is expected to continue the standards of excellent that our teachers and educational professionals have provided to our glorious USSA

    Since 4-year-olds are developmentally unable to begin reading government literature or learning their numbers, our States heroic and dedicated educational professionals will be developing programs to teach our Young Socialists the skills they will need to succeed under Party supervision.

    Along with learning patriotic songs extolling the virtues of the Party and our leadership, children will be trained to march and participate in group activities that focus on team-building. Behavior modification experts will also develop special curricula to help educators develop conformism and compliance from children suffering from inadequate parents or natural resistance issues.

    Children are impressionable, and their characters are not fully developed until six years of age according to experts, and so the President is hoping that through early intervention, schools can help shape the character and disposition of American students in a way more favorable to the Collectivist lifestyle advocated by the Party and labor union movement.

    Since there is still a great deal of inequality in America due to centuries of Imperialism and decadence under Capitalism, such programs are essential to guarantee the complete equality of the next generation, so that all children can assume the roles set for them by the Party through future Five-Year-Plans. Children who are not trained in the virtues of obedience and compliance will not be able to fully share in the joys of Socialism, since they will be unable to meet the requirements and duties of citizenship.

    The State wishes to minimize the number of citizens who must be compelled through non-voluntary means into compliance with State directive. The Young Knuckleheads Initiative promises to help children rise to the grand vision given to them by the Proletariat through our Socialist state.

    Support the Young Knuckleheads!
    Help the Party shape the children of today into the workers and peasants of tomorrow!

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    16th February 2013 at 11:23 am

  5. OF says:

    Mother not at home is bad, bad, bad. Or as enlightened master would say: Not helpful.

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    16th February 2013 at 2:53 am

  6. sensetti says:

    ObamaMath.bmp

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    16th February 2013 at 9:01 am

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