Just a bitter reminder that most of the no-pants pictures we get sent in aren’t fun to look at. So yeah, you guys get to suffer too!
So this fine young man was recently banned from Walmart. Apparently there was some alcohol involved, I’ll give you a minute to recover from that shocking bit of information…Then he decided to tattoo Walmart on his knuckles, because that’s what badasses do. On a completely related note, for a better glimpse into this thought process, take some time off work to drink moonshine.
Yeah I guess it’s not quite “bluetooth” but let’s be honest here, he doesn’t look that much more ridiculous than the people that actually use bluetooth.
Who doesn’t love a day where you’re told this is the day you express love to someone? It’s so natural. Enjoy dropping $45 on a $2.20 bear that will end up as your dog’s hump toy.
I’m like cupid making matches here on V-Day! Look at all that side-boob! They will be perfect together!
Not the red heart I had in mind for today, but okay.
Hey lonely guys, don’t forget the girls that take the Valentine’s day shift at strip clubs are lonely too!
Raise of hands if you’re surprised to find a Monster Truck on display outside of a Walmart….Nobody? Not one hand? Yeah that’s not surprising. What is surprising however is the fact that anyone cares about a Monster Truck that isn’t Grave Digger!!!!!
Finally a “Who Wears It Better?” where the contestants will actually care about the winner! Well, at least I assume any guy dressed up as a lady would want to know if he looks better than another dude dressed as a lady. I’ve seen the movie Birdcage, so I’ll consider my knowledge of the subject to be above average. So, which guy/gal is dressed to impress?
You see at first I was all “Where are those floating bottom biscuits coming from?!?!” Then I used my high end military binoculars and noticed you were just disguising them in camo all white trash-like.
It’s time to wake up my little Walcreatures! Let’s get out of those ducky and teddy bear onesies and make an attempt to contribute to society today, shall we? Honestly, that doesn’t even look like comfortable sleeping attire, let alone something I would share with the public.
It’s easy to make it a cat car when you don’t have a husband or kids or friends to spend money on.
Happy Birthday! Thanks for the penny, log cabins, log toys, the Town Car, a town in Nebraska, Matthew McConaughey as a lawyer, the Park (all of them), killing all those vampires, and freeing slaves. Anything else I forgot, my bad. Sick beard by the way.
I feel so unpatriotic by comparison to this lady that I’m just gonna go ahead and water-board myself.
So Valentine’s Day is coming up. At least now I know I’m not the only one that it will be awkward for.
This isn’t your typical “Who Wears It Better?” but then again, what is? Anyway, it turns out cheetah pants aren’t really flattering on anyone, even when you combine them with a mohawk, which came as kind of a shock to me.
Whoaaaa! Grandma, this isn’t the 50′s, you can’t just light up wherever you please anymore. Put the smoke out and just go back to making wildly inappropriate racist comments that everyone just seems to ignore and forgive because you’re old.
I’m not quite sure what your game plan is here patches, but so far I’d say you’re falling short. Unless it was to make people think you had a turd on your head, then you nailed it.