Another heartwarming story from the ghetto during Black History Month. Kicking the shit out of a baby momma in the maternity ward while holding the newborn bastard because you don’t like her name selections seems like normal rational behavior among the Free Shit Army class. Do you think this kid will grow up to be President? I just know if we spend $6 trillion on a new National Pre-K program (what about Head Start?), it will make these people smart and productive members of society. At least they weren’t married. Shocking!!!!
The story left out the key aspect of the story. But TBP investigative journalist Admin rooted out the truth. The couple were arguing over the following names for their child:
Alouwishes Jamarcus Rashawn Little John Davis III
or
D’Wayne Ja’Waren La’Roi Plaxico Laveranues Davis II
You can see why Mr. Davis became so enraged. The mother’s name choice is clearly too boring and generic. This child deserved a name with some pizzazz.
Argument about naming newborn leads man to assault girlfriend in maternity ward of Montco hospital
By Carl Hessler Jr.
chessler@journalregister.com
Friday, February 15,2013
NORRISTOWN – An argument about what to name a newborn escalated to the point a man assaulted his girlfriend in the maternity ward of a Montgomery County hospital.
“Essentially, he assaulted a new mother and his conduct was outrageous,” said county Assistant District Attorney Wallis Brooks after Richard Lavon Davis Jr., 23, of Fern Street, Philadelphia, pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of simple assault in connection with a January 2012 incident at Lankenau Hospital in Lower Merion.
“The argument stemmed from the name of the newborn child. It’s absurd that an argument over the name of the child would lead to this kind of physical violence against a defenseless woman who is just recovering from one of nature’s most beautiful experiences, the birth of a child,” added Brooks, who leads the district attorney’s domestic violence prosecution unit and who sought a jail sentence against Davis.
Judge Joseph A. Smyth, who accepted a plea agreement in the case, sentenced Davis to eight-to-23 months in the county jail and ordered Davis to complete a domestic violence counseling program. The judge further ordered Davis to have no offensive contact with the victim and to perform 96 hours of community service.
“He’s quite remorseful about what he did. By coming into court and pleading guilty and accepting the sentence of the court that indicates his acceptance of responsibility for his actions,” defense lawyer Gregory Nester said on Davis’ behalf.
An investigation of Davis began about 7:40 p.m. Jan. 15, 2012, when Lower Merion police responded to the hospital on Lancaster Avenue for a report of a domestic disturbance in the maternity ward, according to court papers.
The victim, “stated that she and Davis were having an argument over the name of their newborn child” who was born on Jan. 13, according to the arrest affidavit filed by Lower Merion Police Officer Shawn Clifford.
“During the argument, Davis became agitated and kicked a rolling table towards her, which struck her face as she was seated in a chair,” Clifford alleged, adding Davis also pushed the woman and she fell across a hospital bed.
Davis, who reportedly was holding the baby at the time, then put the baby in a crib before continuing with his “outrageous” behavior.
“(The victim) stated that he then called her some names and punched her twice on the right side of her face,” Clifford alleged, adding responding officers observed some swelling and red discoloration around the victim’s right eye, which was consistent with being punched.
By pleading guilty to simple assault, Davis admitted that he attempted to cause or intentionally or recklessly caused bodily injury to another person.
“It was an outrageous case of domestic violence. The fact the defendant would assault a woman who had just given birth and the fact that she’s vulnerable and in a hospital room recovering…is just indicative of the fact he deserves to be punished severely. A period of incarceration was appropriate,” Brooks said.
AWD says:
The naming of welfare babies is very important, and is absolutely essential for their progress and arc of their lives (hence the violence). Without the proper label, a child might not qualify for welfare later in life. Unlike Rome, the “right to relief” is not hereditary, but must be earned by reproducing as early as possible, having as many babies as possible, and signing up for welfare as soon as possible.
This video is always good for a few laughs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pCdmiZyyGjQ
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16th February 2013 at 10:37 am
AWD says:
A few more choice handles:
Bonifa
Abduiniana
Deedra
Barackisha
Musonda
MyeashaBeethovenice
Grapedrankisha
Congratulashayla
Sha’Quonda
Watermelonisha
Waynice
ZhaneShedebika
SheleekiaBarackisha
Zephaniah
ZhabriaKoeesha
Kokeitha
Moquiqui
Morpheena
Kramisha
KrishetaQuoshanique
Quraysha
Quwonetta
Qwayshawna
Shaunaerriella
Watalasia
Ziberia
Daquon
TryNelle
Essence
Chelisa
Vinnisha
Prudencia
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16th February 2013 at 10:40 am
AWD says:
I really do appreciate the creativity of taking an ordinary cracker name (Erica) and turning it into something special, a name that will forever place a person in a category (dumbshit).
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16th February 2013 at 10:55 am
KaD says:
Too bad while the hospital had them both they couldn’t be sterilized with a rustly spoon.
Great choice in sperm donor though; got to give that ho credit where it’s due.
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16th February 2013 at 11:10 am
sangell says:
The Judge should have really thrown the book at the lout and ordered the father to spend at least 8 hours a day with the infant with no TV or radio only reading material. Further he would have to actually pay for his child’s food before he was allowed to eat any food himself.
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16th February 2013 at 11:38 am
sangell says:
A teacher once met with one of her student’s mother to her how well her daughter was doing in school. Le-sha, she told the mother, was one of the best students in the class but the mother seemed puzzled. “Le-sha” she said, I don’t have any daughter named Le-sha, who be that. The teacher said, isn’t your daughter Le-sha Jones and showed the woman the name of her daughter on the class roll. Oh, the woman said, that be my daughter but her name is pronounced Le-DASH-sha, the – not be silent!
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16th February 2013 at 11:45 am
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16th February 2013 at 11:51 am
Stucky says:
Mulva
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16th February 2013 at 11:52 am
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16th February 2013 at 11:54 am
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16th February 2013 at 12:01 pm
sangell says:
Years ago, in the South, black women often consulted with the doctor who delivered the baby as to what the child’s name should be owing to the doctor being an educated man who could give the child a name of culture and distinction and thus such people as
Vulvanna Johnson
Eutricle Henry
Hematoma Freeman
Occipital Washington
Walked the earth.
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16th February 2013 at 12:10 pm
Eddie says:
My practice is full of kid with “African” names. It isn’t just the FSA. Working black people are afraid to name their kids normal names. They want to make sure they fit in somehow. I don’t quite get it.
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16th February 2013 at 12:18 pm
AWD says:
I used to date a girl named trainwrecka McBride, sister to carwrecka McBride.They were both a bloody mess.
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16th February 2013 at 12:22 pm
Stucky says:
True story. Not so long ago, black congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Texas, said the current names for HURRICANES were are “too lily white,” and she wants to have better representation for names reflecting African-Americans and other ethnic groups.
Well, I’m down wif dat.
First, though, we will have to lower the standards for these black hurricanes.
For example, a white storm must have sustained winds of 74 mph to move from tropical storm to hurricane status. Because of decades of discriminating against black hurricanes, a black hurricane will only have to achieve winds of 60 mph.. This will be applied to all categories, of course. So while a white hurricane must achieve winds of 156 mph to be classed as a category 5, a black hurricane will only need winds of 131 (the category 4 minimum for a white hurricane). This will rectify all the discrimination a black storm experiences while it is only a tropical depression.
Black hurricanes will generally be less organized, will make landfall much later than predicted, …. Yet they will somehow manage to cause significantly more damage. For example, while only 12% of all hurricanes will be black, they will cause over 50% of the damage. (Pointing this out will, of course, be racist.)
Of course, prior to assistance from white hurricanes, black storms never even got past the tropical depression stage on their own. Noticing this is also racist. It should also be noted that while nor’easters never enslaved black hurricanes, they are just as racist. They’re just more subtle about it.
In conclusion, I bring you the first black hurricane, Hurricane Obama, for whom Category 6 was added.
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16th February 2013 at 12:32 pm
sangell says:
The problem Stucky is that black names like the name for black people change every generation or two. Black, which replaced, negro and colored, has been replaced by the name police with African American or Person of color.
No black would care to be known as “Kingfish” or even Jupiter today and few black women are named after gemstones such as Ruby or Sapphire. Whereas once blacks and hillbillies shared some of the more unusual biblical names blacks have moved on leaving only white hillbillies with such monikers.
Why, in world that requires ‘integration’ of schools, housing and employment, the government is allowing our society to resegregate on the basis of first names is an outrage. The government should publish a list of approved first names.
First names should be legal limited to no more than 3 syllables. Have some provenance in the written literature of a civilization and be at least 100 years old and not infringe on any commercial products or trademarks. Thus Johnny Cochran’s brother could not be named Electrolux nor could a child be named Ford Fairlane.
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16th February 2013 at 1:39 pm
Gayle says:
Not too long ago I encountered a female African American student named Nausea.
Shortly before that I met a Hispanic male student named USA.
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16th February 2013 at 4:03 pm
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16th February 2013 at 7:30 pm
Administrator says:
Fuck you
Erudite enough
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16th February 2013 at 7:32 pm
IndenturedServant says:
I’m expecting to meet a Mexican named Hose Bee before too long.
I_S
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16th February 2013 at 9:38 pm
Llpoh says:
I just now dared look at this thread, as I thought for sure the Admin had started a contest to give me a new nickname. I was not in the mood to do major battle until now.
Imagine my relief to find it was just another FSA thread.
Carry on.
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16th February 2013 at 10:24 pm
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IndenturedServant says:
“I’m expecting to meet a Mexican named Hose Bee before too long”
and my sister’s name is hose pheen.
what do you call two mexicans hitchhiking? stranded
what do you call a mexican lying in the middle of the road? speed bump
just trying to help you out, IS
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16th February 2013 at 1:45 am
nonner says:
IndenturedServant says:
“I’m expecting to meet a Mexican named Hose Bee before too long”
and my sister’s name is hose pheen.
what do you call two mexicans hitchhiking? stranded
what do you call a mexican lying in the middle of the road? speed bump
just trying to help you out, IS
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16th February 2013 at 1:45 am
nonner says:
IndenturedServant says:
“I’m expecting to meet a Mexican named Hose Bee before too long”
and my sister’s name is hose pheen.
what do you call two mexicans hitchhiking? stranded
what do you call a mexican lying in the middle of the road? speed bump
just trying to help you out, IS
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16th February 2013 at 1:45 am
anotherjuan says:
sorry for the above repeat, TBP people are very funny today. AWD, you do deserve an award.
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16th February 2013 at 1:51 am
Miss Anne Thrope says:
My folks named me well………
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16th February 2013 at 6:32 am
AWD says:
Maybe the 30 blocks residents can get jobs after all
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16th February 2013 at 6:02 pm
wip says:
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing…..she’s already been told twice.
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16th February 2013 at 8:29 pm
TeresaE says:
I propose they just name their kids “Unemployable”
Same thing I tell anyone contemplating a facial/head/neck tattoo. Just put “Unemployable” in block letters, same thing will happen.
We need to look at it this way, they make it too easy to weed out the undesirable. The low-income community helping the man keep them down. Classic. When my nephew and his girlfriend were contemplating names for their baby, I BEGGED them not to give her a made-up name. I also begged them not to name her Nevaeh (heaven backwards) or Hope, or Grace, seems that those are the little girls always showing up in Amber alerts.
They named her Claire. What a beautifully, old-fashioned, proud name. At least the kid will be able to get a job interview at McDs.
Having been a former head-hunter, I know for a fact that “odd” names are rarely put at the top of the hiring pile – unless your goal is to hire for a government agency/school system.
I always suggested that my candidates with unique names only put their first initial and last name on their resumes. Better if they have a boring nickname like Lisa, or Bob.
Even the Indians doing customer service for Americans know that truth. I’ve never talked to as many Susie’s as when I had to spend a few days fighting Dell in Asia. What fun. Susie could barely speak English, but dang that girl’s name sounded like she could be living next door.
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16th February 2013 at 1:01 pm
TeresaE says:
Other note. Way to go Judge!
Put Poppa in prison where his child-support is nullified. Way to freaking go.
Should have ordered him into a work-release program, then they could have charged him rent AND he would still have to pay his child support.
The easiest, most logical, solutions are always overridden to the benefit of the government unionists. That is the real crime.
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16th February 2013 at 1:03 pm
Anonymous says:
Where the hell did they come up with this separate language?
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16th February 2013 at 1:25 pm
TPC says:
Me up above
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16th February 2013 at 1:26 pm
Stucky says:
TeresaE
You ever talk to Peggy?
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16th February 2013 at 1:46 pm
TeresaE says:
Nope Stucky, Peggy is eastern European, all the Susies and Bobs were from India/Bangladesh.
Eastern Europeans are good enough for collections and banks, but it takes the Asians to do IT outsourcing.
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16th February 2013 at 1:52 pm
Eddie says:
“what do you call a mexican lying in the middle of the road? speed bump”
No, they’re topos.
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16th February 2013 at 2:13 pm
John Mullins says:
Awww, those funny negroids are at it again…isn’t that cute?
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16th February 2013 at 3:41 pm
Spandex Tarpathian says:
God I hate Niggers…absolutely everything about them I either despise or mock…everything.
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16th February 2013 at 8:39 pm