Rotting Smell In Congress Traced To Decaying Senator Who Died Inside Wall
WASHINGTON—Maintenance crews inspecting the U.S. Capitol building this morning confirmed the foul-smelling odor emanating from the back of House chambers over the past two days was caused by the rotting carcass of a dead senator who got stuck inside the walls. “Looks like the poor guy crawled in there somehow and couldn’t get back out again,” custodian Bill Conwill told reporters while extracting the decaying legislator and placing the remains in a garbage bag. “There’d been complaints of something scurrying around in here chewing on the insulation for a couple weeks until the sounds suddenly stopped, then it really started to reek during a joint session of Congress. This kind of thing tends to happen once or twice a year when it gets really cold outside. They’re trying to make their way indoors and get warm, I guess.” At press time, House Speaker John Boehner had notified the senator’s constituents of the situation and reminded members of Congress to firmly lock all doors when exiting and avoid leaving open containers of food out that could attract hungry representatives.
sangell says:
That picture seems to be of Congress doing the Pledge of Allegiance, a basically mindless loyalty oath. How much better might it be if instead reciting a loyalty oath, the House and Senate began their day reciting one of the first ten amendments to our Constitution. The daily recitation of these fundamental rights they are there to protect and defend instead of mutilate and destroy might help them become familiar with their real Constitutional duties.
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22nd February 2013 at 9:23 am
fool on the hill says:
We need a pied piper to lure them into the Potomac.
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22nd February 2013 at 10:26 am
BUCKHED says:
FUCK…is Byrd still there in the Senate ?
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22nd February 2013 at 10:28 am
DaveL says:
So it wasn’t the smell that Harry Reid said was coming from tourists?
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22nd February 2013 at 10:56 am
AWD says:
That rotting smell is the decay of morals, values and ethics, 5,000 pounds of bullshit (made fresh daily), and the criminals politician-maggots feeding off the carcass of liberty and freedom. And a shithead president/dictator.
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22nd February 2013 at 11:56 am
AWD says:
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22nd February 2013 at 11:57 am
Stucky says:
Correction. That smell is coming from Nancy Pelosi’s vagina.
Case closed.
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22nd February 2013 at 1:20 pm