At the end of the Roman Empire, citizens fleeing taxes and oppression joined with the Barbarians, not because they liked them, but they hated their own leaders more.
Well, history repeats. Since you or I could be killed by a drone strike today, we need to learn how to protect ourselves. Who better to teach us than the guys that been running from drone strikes for years. This may seem like a stupid joke, but it won’t be so funny when Obama is firing at you.
Al-Qaeda’s 22 Tips For Evading Drones
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/22/2013 21:08 -0500
This document is one of several found by The Associated Press in buildings recently occupied by Al-Qaeda fighters in Timbuktu, Mali. Written by Abdullah bin Mohammed, apparently with God’s help, with the goal “of disabling the new strategy of the American army at the medium or long-range levels,” through three methods: the formation of a public opinion to stand against the attacks, deterring of spies, and tactics of deception and blurring. These 22 tactics are as follows…
It is possible to know the intention and the mission of the drone by using the Russian-made “sky grabber” device to infiltrate the drone’s waves and the frequencies. The device is available in the market for $2,595 and the one who operates it should be a computer-know-how.
Using devices that broadcast frequencies or pack of frequencies to disconnect the contacts and confuse the frequencies used to control the drone. The Mujahideen have had successful experiments using the Russian-made “Racal.”
Spreading the reflective pieces of glass on a car or on the roof of the building.
Placing a group of skilled snipers to hunt the drone, especially the reconnaissance ones because they fly low, about six kilometers or less.
Jamming of and confusing of electronic communication using the ordinary water-lifting dynamo fitted with a 30-meter copper pole.
Jamming of and confusing of electronic communication using old equipment and keeping them 24-hour running because of their strong frequencies and it is possible using simple ideas of deception of equipment to attract the electronic waves devices similar to that used by the Yugoslav army when they used the microwave (oven) in attracting and confusing the NATO missiles fitted with electromagnetic searching devices.
Using general confusion methods and not to use permanent headquarters.
Discovering the presence of a drone through well-placed reconnaissance networks and to warn all the formations to halt any movement in the area.
To hide from being directly or indirectly spotted, especially at night.
To hide under thick trees because they are the best cover against the planes.
To stay in places unlit by the sun such as the shadows of the buildings or the trees.
Maintain complete silence of all wireless contacts.
Disembark of vehicles and keep away from them especially when being chased or during combat.
To deceive the drone by entering places of multiple entrances and exits.
Using underground shelters because the missiles fired by these planes are usually of the fragmented anti-personnel and not anti-buildings type.
To avoid gathering in open areas and in urgent cases, use building of multiple doors or exits.
Forming anti-spies groups to look for spies and agents.
Formation of fake gatherings such as using dolls and statutes to be placed outside false ditches to mislead the enemy.
When discovering that a drone is after a car, leave the car immediately and everyone should go in different direction because the planes are unable to get after everyone.
Using natural barricades like forests and caves when there is an urgent need for training or gathering.
In frequently targeted areas, use smoke as cover by burning tires.
As for the leaders or those sought after, they should not use communications equipment because the enemy usually keeps a voice tag through which they can identify the speaking person and then locate him.
In case there are any other tactics or deterring means, please add them here so that the benefit will be wider and I pray to God to save us from the American intrigues and turn these intrigues against them.
Al Qaeda Tips To Avoid Drones: New Twitter Game
Our Twitter on duty, General Secretary, has started a new hashtag game – #AlQaedaTipsToAvoidDrones based on this story.
Here’s what we posted so far:
Al Qaeda Tips To Avoid Drones
Put up a bilingual notice that says “Drone-Free Zone.”
Don’t show up in New York with a 16oz Styrofoam soda cup.
Getting a federal “green energy” loan and then declaring bankruptcy makes one completely invisible.
The safest hiding place is where Obama’s birth certificate is, next to his college transcripts and US passport.
Hide in the back of overturned submerged Massachusetts senators’ cars, it’ll buy you a few hours at least.
Become a member of Obama’s Job Council.
Whatever you do, don’t drink from a bottle of water. you’ll end up on TV 24/7 for a week
Get in line at the DMV; by the time you emerge, drones will be obsolete.
Sleep with Sandra Fluke. Nobody has ever been able to find any of those guys.
Refer to yourself as “middle class,” everybody will claim to be you.
Insert yourself in the next 2,000 page bill.
Hide among the black community in The South, hire Hillary Clinton as a voice coach to help you fit in.
Get your show on MSNBC. Only 4 people will know where you are.
Pretend you’re a salad, at least the First Lady won’t spot you.
Dress like an American Taxpayer, no one will pay any attention to you at all.
Hide out in Chicago: the place is such a war zone, a truckload of Mujaheddin with RPGs is barely noticed.
Hide in Benghazi, it will make a whole lot of difference.
Become invisible by registering as a Republican Senate candidate from NY, NJ or California.
Say “Hi, my name is Jon Huntsman and I’m still running for president.”
Say you’re a victim of black-on-black crime – the media will make you invisible.
Come out as a black conservative and the media will make you unrecognizable.
If you’re a woman, become invisible by saying that Bill Clinton or Ted Kennedy once propositioned you.
“I liked my health insurance and I KEPT it under ObamaCare… try and find me!”
Hide at Obama’s shotgun range; there’s never a person there.
Hide at the church where Al Sharpton is a preacher.
Alternatively, hide at the church Obama goes to.
Move to Detroit where all the buildings have been pre-bombed; you will blend right in.
Create an efficient civilization based on reason
Follow Jesse Jackson to an honest day’s work
Yojimbo says:
What about an EMP pulse gun? Maybe Eddie could build some and sell them to us:
http://www.amazing1.com/emp.htm
EMPGB20 EMPGB20
A 10-stage Marx generator built of ten 10nf per stage provides 1nf of erected capacitance. This section is built into a pressure chamber of 210mm diameter & 2500mm length. The Marx generator is fed by a three-stage high voltage power supply with an input of 230 volts 50/60Hz. This D.C. to D.C. converter generates 0 to 20kV DC which is fed to the Marx input for charging the capacitors.
The Marx output of 90kV to 160kV pulse is fed to a peaking capacitor of 30pf to 180pf for shaping the pulse. The output peaking gap is fixed to shape the pulse further. The Marx now charges the output capacitor. This capacitor (coaxial oil filled capacitor) discharges into the load through the peaking gap. The entire system is coaxial made further enhancing the effectiveness.
APPLICATIONS
Random HV Generator.
HV HF Source for plasma Generation.
Pulse Power Source for Z-Pinch study.
High Voltage High Current Linear Injector.
Use as a emp Generator with a properly designed TEM Cell.
The EMP pulser with a special Antenna is capable of shutting down a computer at a distance of 15 meters. It generates a steep 2 nanosecond rise time >2 Giga-watt pulse into a parallel plate transmission line type of Antenna.
The “EMP Blaster Gun” is suitable for many small experiments requiring radiating EMP waves. The system utilizes a high voltage discharge of 100Kv to 160Kv at a pulse repetitive rate of 1pps. It can also ignite highly explosive fuels in case of proximity or contact.
When fixed with a parallel plate antenna, even of mismatched impedance, about 15Kv / meter are produced at a distance of 2 meters (with a generated voltage of 160Kv output). With a coaxial design, the radiated waveform will have a rise time of under 50 nanoseconds, and a field strength of 15 to 30Kv / meter at distance of 1 to 2 meters.
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23rd February 2013 at 11:13 am
Yojimbo says:
High Power Pulse Generator / Gun
This is an advanced and highly dangerous project!
Assembled pulse wave generators in choice of 12 vdc or 115 vac. Pulse rate up to 20 per minute – Requires emitter antenna and waveguide parallel terminated transmission line (not included).
Attention to those wanting to build their own EMP Pulse Gun
We now have assembly schematics, instruction booklet, 20 colored photos of construction, and other data for those wanting to build a medium- to high-power pulse source. Plans show using the latest fast-discharge 100kV Maxwell high energy density capacitor capable of 1200 joules energy storage. This energy is switched using the latest triggered spark switching technology providing very steep rise times at multi-gigawatt peak powers. Included data shows Current controlled programmable charger, Trigger circuitry, Discharge circuit and all other necessary data. Antennas and wave guides are shown.
EMP400IUINS – EMP400IU Assembly Data, Schematics, Full Color Photos and Instruction Booklet (By Download – $5.00) ……$15.00
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23rd February 2013 at 11:17 am
AWD says:
I was monitoring the Obama-scanner and heard a drone strike ordered for some guy named “Yojimbo” for activities deemed to be un-American.
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23rd February 2013 at 11:20 am
AWD says:
Rome devalued their currency until it was worthless. They taxed their productive citizens to death to support a bread and circuses welfare state (where the right to welfare was hereditary, passed from one generation to the next), Thanks to lawyers and Senators, the rule of law became meaningless. Corruption and despotism became so rampant that citizens left the Republic and joined the barbarians and other to escape the oppression and taxes.
Sound familiar?
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23rd February 2013 at 12:12 pm
Eddie says:
Thanks for painting a target on MY ass, Yojimbo.
To the powers that be: That Yojimbo is a rabble rouser. It’s him you should be keeping an eye on. As you probably know from your prior surveillance, his online pseudonym references a violent warrior (ronin) from an Akira Kurosawe movie, who has a real problem with authority.
Either that, or it’s a name for some exceptionally kick-ass weed, I’m not sure which. Either way, he has been associated with raising money to pay for billboard ads promoting a loosely organized group of known subversives, the identities of which are known only as TBPer’s. He could be real trouble.
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23rd February 2013 at 12:30 pm
Welshman says:
You people are all goooooood, keep and ole guy’s heart pumping and a smile on his face.
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23rd February 2013 at 12:36 pm
Yojimbo says:
Eddie is the only person who discovered the origin on my name. Kudos.
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23rd February 2013 at 12:51 pm
Yojimbo says:
It references the ronin, not the weed.
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23rd February 2013 at 12:52 pm
Eddie says:
As Yohimbo already knows, the site where he got those pics actually sells EMP guns. Apparently they are legal. Probably because TPTB are too busy trying to outlaw antiquated weapons like firearms to pay attentions to serious futuristic ordinance that shoot waves instead of bullets.
Maybe they aren’t worried because the price for the good ones is about $35K. I don’t care. As soon as my Barrett .50 is paid for, I’m running up my credit card again to get one of these babies. It’s only money. BTW, the site says you can rent one for a month with an option to buy for only $3500. Just in case one of you guys has a one time need for one, you know what I’m sayin’?
If I’m lyin’ I’m dyin’.
http://www.amazing1.com/emp.htm
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23rd February 2013 at 1:01 pm
Eddie says:
“It references the ronin, not the weed.”
I knew that.
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23rd February 2013 at 1:06 pm
Yojimbo says:
I don’t understand electronics or engineering. So my question is – Would one of these things be enough to knock out a drone?
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23rd February 2013 at 1:21 pm
Eddie says:
i don’t know for sure, but my guess is no. I think even the biggest one is a sophisticated toy, compared to the weapons grade units no doubt already available to our masters.
The largest one has this claim in the fine print: “The EMP pulser with a special Antenna is capable of shutting down a computer at a distance of 15 meters.”
I think that’s woefully inadequate to wipe a flying drone’s circuits, unless you shoot from the hip in the last millisecond before it nails you.
You might do better with one of my 10-22′s equipped with a Nikon Prostaff BDC scope with multicoated optics.
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23rd February 2013 at 1:40 pm
TPC says:
I think EMP warfare will increase the effectiveness of such weapons, but righ tnow they are pretty rough since its just hobbyists who are building them.
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23rd February 2013 at 1:57 pm
Novista says:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/predator6.htm
Or maybe ask the Iranians?
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23rd February 2013 at 10:57 pm
Novista says:
And then there was this:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2012/07/02/hacked_surveillance_drone_with_spoofed_gps_system_demonstrates_uav_security_flaws_.html
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23rd February 2013 at 11:34 pm
Bruce says:
Yojimbo,
EMP pulse gun plans and directions. Hi Tech Barbarian shit. Now that’s some cool stuff.
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When going Barbarian you all don’t forget the “Anarchists Cookbook” available all over the net for free. Lots of plans for various destructive devices, hacking, anti authority mischief and other neat things.
Some interesting info about homemade land mines and booby traps can be found here… http://www.bombshock.com/weapons_combat/traps_mines . Perfect devices for a Barbarian to leave in a path of retreat, or for hunkered down bunker dweller Barbarians desiring unmanned parameter defense.
In the event the SHTF guns and ammo will be important but to qualify in the art of Barbarism one must be able to dish out nasty surprises and horrific local area destruction. Being capable of laying waste to small village or community is a minimum requirement.
Prospective barbarians should also have the supplies and knowledge to make whiskey, wine, beer or even grow pot for trade and for throwing proper Barbarian style parties after successful raids and sieges. Celebrations are important to Barbarians. Without them we would have no Christmas trees. Viking studies on the management of captives and plunder though fairly straight forward maybe be a good idea too.
The ancient Celts who were sterling examples of Barbarism often painted themselves up and fought naked while screaming and yelling. While occasionally amusing this was mostly very disturbing to the the Romans. Things like this made them fear not just for themselves but for their women and goats. There was no telling what might happen to the goats if these Barbarians overran the army.
Hannibal who was from a “Civilized Culture” more similar to the Romans managed to enlist various Barbarians like the Gauls to assist him in raising hell in the Roman homeland. After Hannibal ran the the Romans off in a small conflict at Ticinus the Barbarians near the Po river never to miss an opportunity were confident enough to sign on for the possibility of some wide open revenge, pillage and plunder. This pissed the Romans off to no end has they had managed to get these Barbarians to pledge to be nice. This also helped Hannibal to greatly increase the size of his army and seal his fist great victory at the Battle of Trebia. The Barbarians were were very helpful for a while until they became bored and a little tired of the new Boss who’s people apparently ate to much food and were not pleasant company..
The Barbarians also pulled off some of the more spectacular ambushes in history. Relentless surprise attacks, demoralizing demonstrations and deviant behavior against the enemy are essential aspects of the Barbarian life style. That and when things don’t go so well a Barbarian just goes far away to his hinterland home and rests up while and plotting out schemes for future treachery, depredations, revenge and plunder. Barbarians were found to be merciful on occasion but that was no fun and and they may have been subject to being called nasty names and given vulgar gestures if the folks back home ever found out about it.
The ancient Barbarian in addition to sometimes going on the war path naked, was mean, well armed, quick on the move, hardheaded, ruthless, sneaky, often murderous and possibly high. I wonder what the attributes of the Modern Barbarians will be. It appears that the American people already have some ancient Barbarian qualities.
Technically most everyone is a Barbarian already since the original meaning was anyone who did not speak Greek or have a similar culture. Kind of like foreigner or outsider means to us today. But those old Greeks were were very snooty and looked down on most everyone especially potentially hostile, painted up, screaming naked people.
The Romans felt much the same as the Greek towards the Barbarians but If one was a good solder or had a good line of BS they might accommodate him. Those silly Romans would give anyone a chance even a possibly treacherous ill bread Barbarian. Through the ages many Barbarians were enlisted into the Roman Army and severed with distinction. Some didn’t and ran off to become Barbarians again but were now Barbarians well versed in Roman tactics and operations who caused no end of trouble much to the dismay of the Imperial PTB.
Since we are all doomed going Barbarian is certainly an interesting alternative. If the system ever falls apart totally my personal leaning is more along the lines of going Medieval. But when I think about it incorporating a few barbarian features might be a good idea.
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23rd February 2013 at 6:28 am