At the end of the Roman Empire, citizens fleeing taxes and oppression joined with the Barbarians, not because they liked them, but they hated their own leaders more.
Well, history repeats. Since you or I could be killed by a drone strike today, we need to learn how to protect ourselves. Who better to teach us than the guys that been running from drone strikes for years. This may seem like a stupid joke, but it won’t be so funny when Obama is firing at you.
Al-Qaeda’s 22 Tips For Evading Drones
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/22/2013 21:08 -0500
This document is one of several found by The Associated Press in buildings recently occupied by Al-Qaeda fighters in Timbuktu, Mali. Written by Abdullah bin Mohammed, apparently with God’s help, with the goal “of disabling the new strategy of the American army at the medium or long-range levels,” through three methods: the formation of a public opinion to stand against the attacks, deterring of spies, and tactics of deception and blurring. These 22 tactics are as follows…
It is possible to know the intention and the mission of the drone by using the Russian-made “sky grabber” device to infiltrate the drone’s waves and the frequencies. The device is available in the market for $2,595 and the one who operates it should be a computer-know-how.
Using devices that broadcast frequencies or pack of frequencies to disconnect the contacts and confuse the frequencies used to control the drone. The Mujahideen have had successful experiments using the Russian-made “Racal.”
Spreading the reflective pieces of glass on a car or on the roof of the building.
Placing a group of skilled snipers to hunt the drone, especially the reconnaissance ones because they fly low, about six kilometers or less.
Jamming of and confusing of electronic communication using the ordinary water-lifting dynamo fitted with a 30-meter copper pole.
Jamming of and confusing of electronic communication using old equipment and keeping them 24-hour running because of their strong frequencies and it is possible using simple ideas of deception of equipment to attract the electronic waves devices similar to that used by the Yugoslav army when they used the microwave (oven) in attracting and confusing the NATO missiles fitted with electromagnetic searching devices.
Using general confusion methods and not to use permanent headquarters.
Discovering the presence of a drone through well-placed reconnaissance networks and to warn all the formations to halt any movement in the area.
To hide from being directly or indirectly spotted, especially at night.
To hide under thick trees because they are the best cover against the planes.
To stay in places unlit by the sun such as the shadows of the buildings or the trees.
Maintain complete silence of all wireless contacts.
Disembark of vehicles and keep away from them especially when being chased or during combat.
To deceive the drone by entering places of multiple entrances and exits.
Using underground shelters because the missiles fired by these planes are usually of the fragmented anti-personnel and not anti-buildings type.
To avoid gathering in open areas and in urgent cases, use building of multiple doors or exits.
Forming anti-spies groups to look for spies and agents.
Formation of fake gatherings such as using dolls and statutes to be placed outside false ditches to mislead the enemy.
When discovering that a drone is after a car, leave the car immediately and everyone should go in different direction because the planes are unable to get after everyone.
Using natural barricades like forests and caves when there is an urgent need for training or gathering.
In frequently targeted areas, use smoke as cover by burning tires.
As for the leaders or those sought after, they should not use communications equipment because the enemy usually keeps a voice tag through which they can identify the speaking person and then locate him.
In case there are any other tactics or deterring means, please add them here so that the benefit will be wider and I pray to God to save us from the American intrigues and turn these intrigues against them.
Al Qaeda Tips To Avoid Drones: New Twitter Game
Our Twitter on duty, General Secretary, has started a new hashtag game – #AlQaedaTipsToAvoidDrones based on this story.
Here’s what we posted so far:
Al Qaeda Tips To Avoid Drones
Put up a bilingual notice that says “Drone-Free Zone.”
Don’t show up in New York with a 16oz Styrofoam soda cup.
Getting a federal “green energy” loan and then declaring bankruptcy makes one completely invisible.
The safest hiding place is where Obama’s birth certificate is, next to his college transcripts and US passport.
Hide in the back of overturned submerged Massachusetts senators’ cars, it’ll buy you a few hours at least.
Become a member of Obama’s Job Council.
Whatever you do, don’t drink from a bottle of water. you’ll end up on TV 24/7 for a week
Get in line at the DMV; by the time you emerge, drones will be obsolete.
Sleep with Sandra Fluke. Nobody has ever been able to find any of those guys.
Refer to yourself as “middle class,” everybody will claim to be you.
Insert yourself in the next 2,000 page bill.
Hide among the black community in The South, hire Hillary Clinton as a voice coach to help you fit in.
Get your show on MSNBC. Only 4 people will know where you are.
Pretend you’re a salad, at least the First Lady won’t spot you.
Dress like an American Taxpayer, no one will pay any attention to you at all.
Hide out in Chicago: the place is such a war zone, a truckload of Mujaheddin with RPGs is barely noticed.
Hide in Benghazi, it will make a whole lot of difference.
Become invisible by registering as a Republican Senate candidate from NY, NJ or California.
Say “Hi, my name is Jon Huntsman and I’m still running for president.”
Say you’re a victim of black-on-black crime – the media will make you invisible.
Come out as a black conservative and the media will make you unrecognizable.
If you’re a woman, become invisible by saying that Bill Clinton or Ted Kennedy once propositioned you.
“I liked my health insurance and I KEPT it under ObamaCare… try and find me!”
Hide at Obama’s shotgun range; there’s never a person there.
Hide at the church where Al Sharpton is a preacher.
Alternatively, hide at the church Obama goes to.
Move to Detroit where all the buildings have been pre-bombed; you will blend right in.
Create an efficient civilization based on reason
Follow Jesse Jackson to an honest day’s work