I know this site attracts the most frugal, tightwad, non-materialistic curmudgeons on the entire planet. But, if you are so inclined to buy something this Christmas and don’t want to get run over by the obese hoards roaming the malls across zombieland, you can just click the Amazon button on the top right hand side of the page and order the shit you don’t need with the the money you don’t have while sitting at your computer.
I will receive 6% of every purchase and it won’t cost you a dime more. Think of it as sticking it to multi-billionaire Jeff Bezos, who will lose even more money on every sale.
You’d be surprised what you can buy through Amazon. I’ve seen junk silver, ammo, survival gear, and even red dildos (you know who you are ladies) bought through my Amazon button.
So enjoy your holiday season by never having to interact with the ignorant masses, while keeping TBP alive and fighting.
Here is the button in case you are too lazy to look for it on the side.