HAPPY KWANZAA

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Posted on 26th December 2012 by Wyoming Mike in Economy

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I just can’t help myself. This is the kind of crap MSN is spewing. Funniest thing I’ve ever read. Thank GOD for leaders like Hussein, Oprah, & Magic. Forget the fact that this is a made up, bullshit holiday 3 cuts below Festivus, now it’s 7 days long apparently!?! The comments under the link are awesome too. Enjoy!!!

 http://www.theroot.com/views/celebs-who-personify-kwanzaas-7-principles#comments

Celebs Who Personify Kwanzaa’s 7 Principles
By: The Root Staff | Posted: December 21, 2012 at 2:10 PM

From Magic Johnson to Soledad O’Brien, these notables live by the tenets of the African-American holiday.

Founded in 1966 by Maulana Karenga (Alias Ron Everett, I guess a guy named Ron Everett can’t invent a racist holiday. Classy guy, from Wikipedia – In 1971, Karenga/Everett was sentenced to one to ten years in prison on counts of felonious assault and false imprisonment. One of the victims gave testimony of how Karenga/Everett and other men tortured her and another woman. The woman claimed to have been stripped and beaten with an electrical cord. Karenga/Everett’s former wife, Brenda Lorraine Karenga, testified that she sat on the other woman’s stomach while another man forced water into her mouth through a hose.), an Africana-studies scholar, Kwanzaa is a weeklong celebration — lasting from Dec. 26 to Jan. 1 — meant to commemorate the African heritage of black Americans. Each day of the celebration is devoted to one of seven principles. This year The Root decided to take the holiday’s seven principles and pick one or two prominent African Americans who best embody each one.

Below, check out our picks for the most Kwanzaa-fied celebrities.

1. Umoja (Unity): Barack Obama

To strive for and to maintain unity in the family, community, nation and race. Yup, that’s our imperious leader.

Although Obama is seen by his supporters as a unifier, one need only look at the exit polls from the Nov. 6 election to see that the nation is hardly united. But there are times when Obama is called upon as president to unify communities and an entire nation, times when politics and partisanship are completely set aside. After the Newtown, Conn., tragedy, it was his duty to travel to the town to console victims, speak to residents and calm a scared nation.

2. Kujichagulia (Self-Determination): Soledad O’Brien and Oprah Winfrey

To define ourselves, name ourselves, create for ourselves and speak for ourselves.

On paper, O’Brien and Winfrey don’t have much in common except a TV-journalism background. But through their work, both of them embody the spirit of Kujichagulia — O’Brien, with her CNN series Black in America, through which she takes on the unenviable task of defining the diverse black experience for a mainstream audience; and Winfrey, with her media empire.

3. Ujima (Collective Work and Responsibility): Newark, N.J., Mayor Cory Booker

This is the moron that was living on food stamps to prove how tough it was for the poor, poor, welfarers.
To build and maintain our community together and make our brothers’ and sisters’ problems our problems, and to solve them together.

Politicians are supposed to make it their personal mission to maintain their community and make their brothers’ and sisters’ problems their own, but no politician takes it quite as personally as Booker, who, in the aftermath of superstorm Sandy, opened his home to people without electricity and personally responded to his constituents on Twitter.

4. Ujamaa (Cooperative Economics): Magic Johnson and Tyler Perry

To build and maintain our own stores, shops and other businesses and to profit from them together.

Johnson and Perry are both famous black businessmen who have gained their renown as entrepreneurs partly because of their commitment to building their businesses in their community and hiring from within. Johnson builds his movie theaters and other franchises in urban areas, creating jobs and opportunities where there were none. And Perry, in Atlanta, has created the largest and most profitable black film studio in the country. (I guess cheating on his wife & getting AIDS isn’t pertinent here)

5. Nia (Purpose): Bill Cosby

To make our collective vocation the building and developing of our community in order to restore our people to their traditional greatness.

The TV and comedy legend often gets a bad rap, particularly from young people, for being a bit of a curmudgeon these days. Cosby’s detractors say he’s hard on the African-American community for what he perceives to be its many shortcomings. But one might say that’s just his Nia talking — his intense desire to “restore his people to their traditional greatness.” When one looks at it that way, his lectures take on new meaning. The only one who belongs on this list.

6. Kuumba (Creativity): Toni Morrison

To do always as much as we can, in the way we can, in order to leave our community more beautiful and beneficial than we inherited.

The Pulitzer Prize winner, who released her 10th novel, Home, and received a Medal of Freedom for her contributions to culture this year, might be one of our most creative living artists. Morrison’s art is not visual, but as President Barack Obama said when he gave her the medal in May, “Toni reaches us deeply using a tone that is lyrical, precise, distinct and inclusive. She believes that language ‘arcs toward the place where meaning might lie.’ The rest of us are happy to be following along for the ride.” Obama admits someone is better than him, film at 11.

7. Imani (Faith): Bishop T.D. Jakes and Iyanla Vanzant

To believe with all our hearts in God, our people, our parents, our teachers, our leaders, and the righteousness and victory of our struggle.

That Jakes — one of the most famous African-American evangelists in the country — is the personification of Imani is a no-brainer. His Potter’s House in Dallas boasts 30,000 members. Vanzant’s Imani credentials are perhaps less overt, but her spiritual journey has long been an inspiration to her fans, making her quite the guru. Just watch her show, Iyanla: Fix My Life.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE FESTIVUS

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Posted on 24th December 2012 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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The Night Before Festivus

(A viral parody of “A Visit from St. Nicholas”)

‘Twas the night before Festivus and all through Queens,
Not a Costanza was yelling…as strange as it seems.
The family was sleeping, just waiting for light.
Saving their strength for the upcoming fight.

At the crack of dawn on December twenty-three,
Frank put up the pole… instead of a tree.
Estelle prepared the meal that would start the rite,
Not a laugh or a smile was anywhere in sight.

George dreaded this hour that came every year,
The airing of grievances would soon be here.
Frank stood at the table and bellowed out loud,
“So who’s got a complaint amongst this crowd?”

“You two are crazy and have wrecked my life!”
Cried George at his parents who mocked him for spite.
“A Lloyd Braun you’ll never be ” was Estelle’s refrain,
“Why should I try,ma?… the guy’s insane!”

“Enough with the grievances,” Frank said with some glee,
“Now which one of you two is wrestling me?”
“So feats of strength you want? Let them begin here,
“It’s your turn to fight him, mom… he beat me last year.”

The battle was started, the screaming was lyrical,
The fact no one got hurt was …. ANOTHER FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!!!

HAPPY FESTIVUS EVERYONE!

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Posted on 23rd December 2011 by Wyoming Mike in Economy

It’s time for the airing of the grievances!!!

1. Our politicians are bought and paid for.
2. Our media is bought and paid for.
3. Our legal system is bought and paid for.
4. Americans have lost their pioneer spirit.
5. We have pussified our young people.
6. We are at war with EVERYONE.
7. The BCS eats shit.
8. The President spends more money on vacation than my entire town annual budget.
9. I can’t seem to find a decent cup of coffee outside of my own house any more.
10. The whole world is in the financial shitter.

That is my short list, please feel free to add yours.

FESTIVUS RECAP

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Posted on 5th December 2011 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Here is a link to Todd Harrison’s recap of the Festivus party on Friday.

http://www.minyanville.com/businessmarkets/articles/TODD-HARRISON-todd-harrison-ceo-minyanville/12/4/2011/id/38200

Admin and Avalon made it into the background of two pictures. Yes Peter Schiff sat directly across from us while we were chowing down on chicken wings.

The U2 cover band was awesome. We closed the place.

There is no truth to the scurrilous rumors that Avalon was tipsy and required Admin to support her on the 30 block walk back to our hotel. They are unfounded rumors being spread by competing websites.

The thing I found most amusing was seeing old rich grey haired pot bellied codgers with hot 25 year old chicks, thinking the girls were really into them and not into their money.

A good time was had by all.

STOP TALKING SO LOUD

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Posted on 3rd December 2011 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

We need coffee. Acting 25 when you’re almost 50 hurts.