I KNOW WHO WOULD EAT THIS

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Posted on 8th January 2013 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

It tastes like chicken. Try and guess who might eat this KFC Extra Squiggly Kidney Special.

 

It’s A Brain? It’s A Kidney? It’s KFC’s Next PR Nightmare

 
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Submitted by Tyler Durdenon 01/08/2013 09:37 -0500

As if Yum Brands were not suffering enough this morning – as they forecast China comp sales to drop 6% (more than the forecast 4% decline), it seems the UK has their next PR disaster waiting to happen, courtesy of their KFC brand. After a 19-year-old Brit found a “horrible wrinkled foreign body” in his fried chicken meal, KFC has apologized (rather magnanimously) saying “while there was no health risk, we agree it was unsightly.” Judge for yourself just how puke-worthy and generally emotionally scarred you would have been after biting into this ‘brain-looking’ image. KFC clarifies: “Although we haven’t received the product, it appears from a photograph that unfortunately on this occasion a kidney, and not a brain as claimed, was not removed in the preparation process.” Oh, just a kidney? Pass the salt then.

 

 

YEP – You were right. FriedKidneyLaquesha would eat it – as long as she could pay for it with her EBT card.

IT’S AS PLAIN TO SEE AS THAT BUTTER DRIBBLING DOWN AN OBESE BOOMER’S CHIN

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Posted on 4th December 2012 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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It seems endless breadsticks and endless crab legs aren’t cutting it anymore. Consumer’s wallets have proven to not be endless. Sales at Olive Garden and Red Lobster have PLUNGED in October and November. You can’t blame this one on Sandy. This announcement comes one week after Yum Brands (KFC, Taco Bell) announced their earnings are crashing due to terrible sales in China. This after McDonalds announced their first negative sales month in ten years. Do you see a pattern?

Real wages have fallen three straight months. Gas prices in 2012 were the highest in U.S. history. That little Midwest drought has driven up food prices. Rent costs are surging due to the government manipulation of the housing market. The restaurants listed above are the go to eateries for obese middle class Americans. There is nothing like a 300 gram carb meal to make you forget that you don’t have a job. The 99 week unemployment rolls are rapidly declining. Small and big businesses are laying people off or reducing hours below the Obamacare threshold. 

This nation is running on empty. Propaganda and false storylines don’t pay the bills. The average American family is barely getting by. When Americans stop going to fast food restaurants you know we’ve got a problem. These chains have the financial wherewithal to survive. It is the family run restaurants, pizzerias and pubs that you see suddenly closing up shop. These businesses run on shoestring and are always one bad month away from bankruptcy.

Here is more anecdotal evidence from Rich Yamorone from a very recent interview:

The fiscal cliff actually doesn’t seem to be all that problematic. What is problematic is just that the economy is slowing and people are not coming to stores. The small retailers are saying customers are not coming into the stores. They don’t have good traffic and they’re losing a lot of sales to the internet. The other thing that is actually quite disturbing is that – if I go give a speech to 400 or 500 people in a specific city, for instance a Chamber event, and it’s a doom and gloom speech because I am a very big bear on the economy now – this is what has been happening: Some people will always come up and say, “Hey, you know, I agreed with this, I disagreed with that.” But lately they’ve been adding, “But you’re 100% right, this economy is much weaker than anybody in the press is letting you know or leading you to believe.” And out of an audience of 400, I have recently been getting 25 to 40 people coming up to me after the event saying things like, “I didn’t raise my hand because we’re at an event where my competitors are sitting across the table from me and I didn’t want to advertise this, but I’m folding my business after Christmas. My name is on top of the 100-year-old, four generation family business, or a 75-year-old, third-generation business, and I have to shut the doors. But I don’t want to do it before Christmas because then I have to answer all these questions and I’m going to be an embarrassment to my family.” That’s a very powerful statement.

It is plain to anyone who chooses to see. The economy is in recession. The middle class has been crushed. Taxes are going up. Obamacare is poised to destroy the healthcare of the middle class. Corporate profits are declining. China is unraveling. Europe is imploding. The Middle East is exploding. Merry Christmas!!!

 

Failed meal deals send Darden stock reeling

Olive Garden, Red Lobster promotions can’t drive traffic, profits

By Steve Gelsi, MarketWatch

NEW YORK (MarketWatch) — Darden Restaurants Inc. tumbled 10% on Tuesday in its biggest one-day loss in a a year after the company warned it would fall short of Wall Street’s profit estimates as its recent meal-discount programs failed to fatten its bottom line.

The results drew at least one downgrade of the stock and bearish comments from a hedge fund that has taken out a short position on the company’s shares.

Darden (NYSE:DRI)  , which operates Olive Garden and Ed Lobster eateries among others, said it expects adjusted second-quarter profit of 25 or 26 cents a share, below the analyst estimate of 46 cents a share in a survey by FactSet.

Shares of Darden fell $5.24 to $47.18 as the worst performer among components of the S&P 500.It’s the biggest move down for the stock since it fell 12% on Dec. 6, 2011, according to FactSet data.

S&P Capital IQ cut its rating on Darden to hold from buy.

“Besides a slow-growing economy, we believe DRI’s marketing campaign has not succeeded in rebuilding its brand,” analyst Jim Yin said in a note to clients. “Thus, we think traffic will stay weak, as consumers continue to shift toward lower-priced menu offerings. We also see margin pressure from rising commodity prices.”

In a statement, Darden Chief Executive Clarence Otis said promotions by the company were comparable to past plans but they “did not resonate with financially stretched consumers as well as newer promotions from competitors.”

He said the results for the quarter were “disappointing.”

Darden plans to retool promotional calendars at Red Lobster, Olive Garden and LongHorn Steakhouse “to ensure they better fit consumers’ current financial realities and expectation.”

November same-restaurant traffic at Olive Garden fell 4.8%, on top of an 8.2% drop in October. Red Lobster’s same-restaurant traffic dropped 3.3% in November and 6.1% in October.

Recently, Red Lobster offered a buy-one-get-one deal on Black Friday.

On Nov. 19, Darden announced the departure of its chief marketing officer, who left to become chief executive of Ruby Tuesday. A successor has not been named.

Howard Penney, managing director of Hedgeye Risk Management, said in a phone interview he took out a short position on Darden over the summer. Such an investment produces profits for investors if the stock price goes down.

He’s long on Yum Brands Inc. (NYSE:YUM) , Jack in the Box Inc. (NASDAQ:JACK)  and Starbucks Corp. (NASDAQ:SBUX) , he said.

Darden should consider eliminating its dividend, he said.

“They can’t afford to do what they’re doing,” he said. “There seems to be no plan to fix it. It’s really a disaster.”

Red Lobster has been offering lunches for a roughly 60% discount of $7.99 and “it isn’t working,” he said.

In his Twitter feed, Penney said Darden, “can’t pay all its bills with more leverage” and added that its promotional efforts aren’t bearing fruit. He also said the drop in same-store traffic at Olive Garden “is a secular decline, not economic conditions.”

The Orlando, Fla., restaurant chain said it’ll book about 5 cents a share in second-quarter acquisition costs related to its purchase of Yard House, USA Inc.

Superstorm Sandy also impacted its second-quarter results by about a penny a share.

For fiscal 2013, Darden cut its adjusted earnings outlook to a range of $3.29 to $3.49 a share, which includes 10 cents a share in closing costs. Analysts estimated 2013 earnings of $3.87 a share. The company’s earlier outlook was $3.83 to $4 a share.

 

I’VE HEARD THAT EVEN FRIEDCHICKENLAQUESHA HAS CUT BACK TO THREE BUCKETS PER DAY

KFC INTRODUCES NEW PRODUCT

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Posted on 25th November 2011 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

KFC Releases New Family-Size Nugget