It appears our friends at the TSA put Santa on their terrorist watchlist. And then, while feeling him up, they found some toy guns that he was going to deliver to Bobby and Jimmy tonight. As they were leading him to the interrogation room, he tried to make a break for it and they tasered him. So, there won’t be a Christmas tonight. I hope the kids aren’t disappointed. I understand the FBI and DHS are trying to lure the Easter Bunny into a fake terrorist plot involving explosive Easter eggs, so Easter is looking iffy too.