The comments on Zero Hedge about this video are priceless. I’ve included a few below the video.
Advice From The Department Of Homeland Security: “If Attacked By A Shooter, Grab Some Scissors”
Submitted by Tyler Durdenon 02/01/2013 20:48 -0500
Via Michael Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,
Advice From The Department Of Homeland Security: “If Attacked By A Shooter, Grab Some Scissors”
We first heard about this from a New York Post article on the topic. Then we watched the video for ourselves. It’ll make you want to defund the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) immediately. While the whole “grab scissors” to defend oneself during a mass shooting is pretty amusing, the more disturbing part is that 90% of the video just consists of people on their knees in cubicles cowering in fear or running panicked with their hands in the air. All the while police in black uniforms and “assault weapons” race in to save the day! The video is a great representation of how the DHS views the citizenry. Feeble, helpless, pathetic little children. You’ve gotta watch it for yourself!
Never bring a pair of scissors o a gunfight… Oh wait!
This comes from the same fountain of wisdom that advised duct tape to defend against chemical attacks.
If you want my scissors, you’ll have to pry them from my cold dead fingers. No, really. If I’m expected to either cower under my desk or defend myself with office supplies, I’ll most likely end up dead. How about packing heat? So I can shoot back? What my buddy has a firearm too? What if Ellen from HR is also armed? What if we stop pretending that the only way we’ll survive an attack is from a bunch of GED scholars?
Clint Eastwood “Do you feel lucky punk?” (holding a pair of scissors)
Maybe if DHS would come out with a snappy tune we could hum we wouldn’t get so anxious while our co-workers are being slaughtered just a few cubicles over.
In the video, they forgot the last step. Get a plaque in your honor which names that wing of the school in your memory.
Just went to Cabela’s website, and they are completely out of scissors! You can’t even back order them! At Cheaper Than Dirt, scissors are going for $850 a pair! On Gunbroker, everyone is hoarding scissors! Profiteering is everywhere! Deja vu!
“90% of the video just consists of people on their knees in cubicles cowering in fear or running panicked with their hands in the air” 90% of the economy consists of the same
just play paper scissors bullet. hint pick bullet, it trumps everything.
Lol. Thank god for Big Sis. I was planning on throwing post-its at them, but now I know better.
We could have stopped him but it was a scissor free zone.
The government has hoarded all the scissors, for the new scissors for guns program they are coming out with next week.
In New York, California, Illinois, etc… you are limited to round nose scissors like you had in kindergarten.
As a brainwashed Canadian, I used to think like TwoShortPlanks. That all changed when I was robbed at gunpoint. THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO. The experience helped me to get clear. I WILL NEVER BE HELPLESS AGAIN. That lesson carries special weight given the macro trouble that we see brewing. Predators prefer easy prey.
