PEOPLE OF WAL-MART – WE’RE ALL DOOMED

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Posted on 25th May 2013 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

4920

I know a diva with an attitude when I see one, and I never thought I’d say this, but you sir are a diva.

4918

There is nothing better than a great shot of a Walcreature acting in their natural habitat, but every now and then we get some that stop and pose for the camera. So who ya got in this battle of “I’m creepy and I know it”?

4915

It’s getting to be summertime people, and you know what that means! Bottom biscuits are cookin’ everywhere!!! Whoop! Whoop!

4919

I don’t have a name for this mullet yet but it’s a nice mix of mohawk-mullet and Big Ern from Kingpin!

4914

Wonder what Captain Save-A-Hoe is saying here? What do you guys think? Funniest caption in the comments below wins a thong worn by Rosie O’Donnell!

4916

In this “Who Wears It Better?” we square(dance) off between a real cowboy and cowgirl. So who would you rather dosey doe with?

4921

Hey, sometimes you just have to whip it out in public and take a wiz. Some of us use better discretion than others but hey it happens….Reason #14 why I’m happy I’m a dude.

4917

Reason number #498 why I’m glad I’m not a female.

4912

That’s weird, every time I tried to tell a girl hummers were for Jesus she didn’t believe me.

4911

Got multitasking? Geez! Better watch out, some accidental titty milk spray could short circuit that credit card machine.

4910

I don’t even know what to say here. Probably because I don’t know where to start. You have a full grown dog in your cart and that’s not even the oddest thing about you. I’m gonna go lie down before I hurt myself thinking about all of whatever this is that’s going on.

4909

Clearly this is the road/lane less traveled and now I see why few chose to follow it.

4907

Honestly makes me “wonder” if you’re even a “woman”! Huh? Right? Cause she is dressed as Wonder Woman!?!?! But not as a sexy dress up kind of way and more of a crazy lady next door that you parents make you promise you won’t go near. Right? Guys? Ya with me? Ahhh forget all of you.

4908

Check out rappers Gucci Mane and Waka Flocka at Walmart. Although I find it odd that rappers who sing about their Bentley and mansions and whatnot shop at Wally World, I suppose every thug enjoys a good deal. Honestly, I was close to putting these two on blast (as the kids say) but then I noticed Waka Flocka’s diamond Fozzy Bear bling and my mind is now blown from its awesomeness! Wacka Wacka!

4901

Clearly that whale tail wasn’t going to fit in the aquarium but I figured the employees would do more than just let it flop around and look back into where it wants to be.

4903

Personally, I find this extreme couponing absolutely ridiculous and the tv shows ruined regular coupons for the rest of us. Let’s spend 19 hours finding coupons and cutting them out and organizing them and researching stores and blah blah blah. So let’s say you save $100 on one go around, great for you. Personally my time is worth more than all that hassle….That being said, kudos to this lady for knowing who she is and saving the rest of us a headache.

4904

Should we even do a ‘Who Wears It Better’? Is that even applicable? I guess it’s more like ‘Who’s Hit The Point Of F*ck It’?

4902

Normally this cashier would be freaked the hell out…but she works at Walmart buddy. Gonna have to do a whole lot more than that to register more than an eyebrow raise out of this ol’ gal.

 

PEOPLE OF WAL-MART – WE’RE ALL DOOMED

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Posted on 18th May 2013 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

4897

Ok I’m sick of this so I’m gonna set the record straight…if you can fit the constitution on your ass it’s too big for cute booty word sayings.

4898

“My grandma is a bigger slut than your grandma.” – is typically not an argument you hear on the playground often. More so now than in the past, but still not very often.

4900

So here is the deal, I can see her nipples & her coochie and you can’t. So to all my female visitors I’m just as shocked and disgusted as you are at these whores!…To my male visitors, suck it broseph, they look better than you can even imagine!!!!

4899

Good news – you look like a Simpsons character. Bad news- nobody in real life hires Simpsons characters besides comic book stores. Personally though, I’d focus on the positives!

4893

You know who is a winner in this “Who Wears It Better?” for America Edition? – Everyone. Because now I know I’m safe.

4895

Just out of curiosity, where would winning a Walmart hot dog eating contest stand on your list of accomplishments?

4894

What? Sometimes spoiled babies like to get their diaper changed on the top floor balcony sun deck because they like how the sun warms up their tushy. Don’t hate him ’cause his shit skyscrapes while your shit Danny Devito.

4896

Wow! Few things here. (1) Dude, you’re a little bitch and a complete embarrassment to all men. (2) Keep your little sexual role playing in the privacy of your home. You don’t see me walking around Walmart with a belt tied around my neck and a lit candle sticking out of my ass….I mean, what? Ignore that last part. Just knock it off.

4891

I’m not sure she can grasp the irony of the fact that if those two words are clearly visible back there then it is probably wrong.

4892

What is my generations greatest accomplishment right now? Walmart dressing room selfies. #GodHelpUsAll #UseMoreBirthControl #Hashtags

4890

Sometimes people ask us why we created this website….this is why. This is the pinnacle of why we do this. I feel like my entire life has just been leading up to this amazing picture and I’m just happy to share this moment with the rest of you. Especially those of you that are old men with nice big titties!

4889

Sometimes there can be an overkill of sweetness and innocence to the point where it turns creepy and demonic.

4887

That’s weird, usually when a guy in a truck approaches me in the parking lot and asks if I want to see his “Little Pony” I typically think of something else. Yet, somehow this is just as creepy.

4888

It’s a battle of the sexes in this “Who Wears It Better?” showdown! Apparently whether or not you have a belt doesn’t really matter when you’re going commando and need the world to see what you’re working with!

4886

Why the smurf would you get a smurfing smurf tattoo on your smurfing neck? I like the smurfs as much as the next guy but this is smurfing ridicu-smurf.

4885

3 generations of mullets in one store. That’s amazing. I’m pretty sure Halley’s Comet occurs more frequently than this. I mean, look how glorious it is. It’s like I can see that boy’s entire life pass before my eyes….And. It’s. Glorious!!!

4882

Well Jan and Dave, clearly if one of you can put up with this then you must really “Luv” each other because if my girl did this to my car she would no longer be my girl.

4884

If you don’t know my man Paul Bissonnette from the NHL’s Phoenix Coyotes (former pick of my Penguins!) then you should absolutely know him from his Twitter fame. @BizNasty2point0 keeps the people entertained, I’ll tell you that much. Don’t believe me? When was the last time you took a pic holding Superman undies with Tony the Tiger at Walmart and tweeted it to Jose Canseco?

4883

Not sure how this umbrella made its way out of the testing lab. It worked great but failed miserably in the “does it pose a great risk of killing a kid?” category.

4881

Furries: Because sometimes there just aren’t enough creepy people in the world to sleep with.

 

 

MAJOR RETAILERS LOSING SALES

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Posted on 16th May 2013 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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The biggest retailer in the world and another major retailer that caters to the middle class reported 1st quarter results today. Wal-Mart is the retail industry. They are worldwide. Their results tell the truth about the global economy. And the truth is it sucks. Same store sales FELL. Traffic FELL. They missed their own February forecast. This is versus an extremely weak first quarter last year. They are lowering their earnings guidance. They admit that things are getting worse. Wal-Mart is the canary in the global coal mine. It is looking woozy.

Kohl’s is my favorite store. Their sales also FELL. Their earnings FELL. Again, this is versus an extremely weak 1st quarter of 2012. They are totally U.S. based and their main customer is the middle class. I always know when they are struggling, because they send 30% off coupons when they are struggling and 15% coupons when times are good. We received a 30% coupon in the mail yesterday.

Their sales are falling without taking inflation into account. Their real sales are falling by 4% to 6%.

These results are a reflection of what is happening in the real world to real people. The stock market can reach new highs day after day, but it is doing nothing for the average person. This dichotomy will continue until it can’t go any further. Retail sales will continue to fall. There is no recovery just around the corner. Kohls and Wal-Mart and all of the big box retailers will be shuttering stores over the next decade. The unsustainable debt financed boom is over. 

Wal-Mart EPS guidance below analyst consensus

By Saabira Chaudhuri

Wal-Mart Stores Inc.’s (NYSE:WMT) fiscal first-quarter earnings rose 1.1% as the world’s largest retailer reported slightly stronger revenue, though same-store sales missed expectations amid a delay in income tax refund checks, challenging weather conditions, less grocery inflation than expected and the payroll tax increase.

The company’s namesake stores in the U.S. showed a 1.4% decline in same-store sales in the latest period, excluding fuel. Its February forecast was for flat sales.

Same-store sales excluding fuel at its Sam’s Club warehouse shops, meanwhile, edged up 0.2%. Wal-Mart had predicted same-store club sales excluding fuel between flat and up 2%.

Core customers of Wal-Mart generally have been grappling with higher payroll taxes, rising gasoline prices and delayed income-tax refunds. In response, Wal-Mart has made modifications like going with smaller packaging and less expensive products. The retailer also recently announced plans to expand its ecommerce services this summer by placing lockers in stores for customers to pick up items they ordered from the company online.

Despite recent challenges to its core lower-income customers, strong expense-control efforts have helped the company’s margins while increased austerity measures in Europe have benefited international sales.

Ahead of Wal-Mart’s report, analysts at Barclays said they are “impressed with the company’s disciplined expense management” and pointed to Wal-Mart’s “defensive positioning, especially with the macro uncertainty,” and its existing strategies being deployed the U.S. segment to improve same-store sales and traffic as being positives.

On Thursday, Chief Executive Mike Duke pointed to “considerable headwinds to top line sales” and also highlighted ecommerce sales growth of 30% year-over year.

For the quarter, Wal-Mart reported a profit of $3.78 billion, or $1.14 a share, versus $3.74 billion, or $1.09 a share, a year earlier. The company’s February forecast called for earnings of $1.11 to $1.16 a share.

Revenue rose 1% to $114.19 billion, missing the $116.29 billion expected by analysts polled by Thomson Reuters.

International sales rose 2.9% to $33 billion, or 5.4% on a constant currency basis.

Input costs rose 1%.

Looking ahead, the company forecast earnings of $1.22 to $1.27 a share for its current quarter, below the $1.29 per-share profit currently expected by analysts.

Chief Financial Officer Charles Holley said while the company will leverage expenses for the year, the second quarter will be “challenging,” given expense pressures in the international and corporate segments. “Expense leverage may not be delivered evenly across the quarters, but we believe that by executing our plans, we will continue to reduce expenses and improve productivity,” he said.

Earlier this week, Wal-Mart declined to sign on to a legally-binding pact meant to prevent disasters like the Bangladesh building collapse that killed more than 1,100 garment workers last month. Instead the retailer unveiled its own plan for improving safety at Bangladesh garment factories, saying it would hire an outside auditor and require factory owners to renovate when needed or risk being removed from its list of authorized factories.

Shares fell 2% to $78.28 in recent premarket trading. The stock has risen 35% in the past 12 months.

 

Kohl’s profit falls, but beats estimates

NEW YORK (MarketWatch) — Kohl’s Corp. (NYSE:KSS) said Thursday its first-quarter profit fell to $147 million, or 66 cents per share, compared to $154 million, or 63 cents per share a year earlier. The retailer’s revenue fell to $4.19 billion from $4.24 billion from a year-ago quarter. Wall Street analysts expected the company to earn 57 cents a share on net sales of $4.27 billion, according to a survey by FactSet. Same-store sales fell 1.9% for the quarter, compared to rising 0.2% for the same quarter a year ago. Kohl’s ended the quarter with 1,155 stores in 49 states, compared with 1,134 stores at the same time last year. Kohl’s provided initial guidance for the fiscal quarter ending Aug. 3 of $1.00 to $1.08 per share. The guidance is based on total sales growth of 1% to 3% and comparable store sales growth of 0% to 2%. Kohl’s shares were up nearly 6% in premarket trading.

 

PEOPLE OF WAL-MART – WE’RE ALL DOOMED

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Posted on 11th May 2013 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

4877

Turns out this little lady had a few people pulling out their cameras to take a pic. Here is her previous appearance, and it looks like that butterfly is still following her!

4879

Finger Fudge: does not taste anywhere remotely close to real fudge. Do not attempt.

4878

I don’t know whether to ridicule you for not wearing pants or applaud the fact that you are shopping for some…Actually, you know what, nobody should be thanked for putting on pants. So you’re dumb.

4880

Turns out you apparently really can order a badunkadonk butt. Holy gebeez I think we went a little overboard with the injections baby. I wouldn’t be surprised if you hit the ceiling when you sit down like you’ve got flubber in your back pocket.

4876

They’re not hookers, they’re massage therapists.

- Yeah, they’ll massage your cock for money.

There is a word for that… I think it’s hooker!

4873

I can say all kinds of things about being super odd and a bit of a loner or whatever, but honestly no matter what I say I don’t think I could honestly reflect how ridiculous it is that you made a conscious effort to wake up in the morning and look like a stuffed animal fox. The joke really just sells itself.

4875

♫ Cause I’m stuck in the middle with you ♫ – yeah enjoy having both that song and this image stuck in your head all day.

4874

When you’re feeling down, look at a clown. If he is super creepy, protect your pp….wait, what?

4872

If you’re looking for some serious truck life loving, Walmart is one of the top destinations. Big wheels, funny redneck humor, f*ckin’ airbrushed awesomeness. Truck life doesn’t get much better than this….chewing tobacco sold separately.

4871

It took the decision makers here at PoWM quite a long time to determine if we could even hold this match-up of who is the bigger badass in fear that all of you would piss yourselves in fear at work or at home or wherever you are right now. Anyway, I have some clout around here so I pulled some strings and got them approved for you.

4870

You have 2 dudes making out on your shirt and yet that’s not they gayest thing you have on. Seriously, those hard nips and that fanny pack are the real sins bud.

4869

It appears that the mouth on your shorts is eating your shorts while your ass eats those shorts…Walmart Inception…

4866

That’s like the grandaddy of all whale tails! I was going to say Moby Dick, but I don’t think a dick would want to be anywhere near that thing. Ehhhhh ohhhhh! Put it on the board!!!!

4868

Ohhh it’s that time again where we all rejoice in our favorite game of Who Wears It Better: Yellow Fever Edition. So which yellow submarine would you guys like to sink?

4867

I have no idea and I’m cutting myself loose before I spend the next 20 days trying to figure it out. Just accept what you don’t know and move on.

4864

Fun Fact: Slumber parties are still cool well into your forties.

Also A Fun Fact: I am a notorious liar.

4863

If you are an aspiring rapper and you’re not sure whether or not you’ve made it in this game, a performance in Walmart is a good indicator that you have not.

4865

Geez! He probably passed out from a sugar high. My advice is next time don’t let a 6 year old handle your grocery list.

4862

I see the Queen of Hearts is playing her trump card….so naturally I fold.

4861

Funny thing is, a lot of time when I see some fugly couples at Wally World this is exactly how I think their baby should look like.

 

PEOPLE OF WAL-MART – WE’RE ALL DOOMED

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Posted on 4th May 2013 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

4859

One of these days when I see someone with long fingernails in person I’m just gonna keep insulting them and agitating them until they finally get fed up and try to give me the finger. Ohhh seeing them struggle with that long ass process would totally be worth it.

4860

After months of hard work, dedication and practice, she finally made captain of the school’s hot dog eating team.

4853

Don’t’ judge him. Little dude wants to grow up and be a part of one of the largest corporations in the world. Keep doing what you’re doing little man, it worked out for Willard Scott.

4852

Ooh, look at the buns on that one…Yeah, he must work out.

4850

Who knew butterflies were so attracted to cottage cheese?…Cue “The more you know” music.

4854MZ

Makes me “wonder” why you would wear that bra. Huh? Right? Wonder bra? Right? You know what, I hate all of you.

4851

For those wondering, here is an example of one of those times letting your pants hang low and not wearing a belt could come back to haunt you.

4840

To be honest I’m not sure why we needed to bring Rosie in on this conversation. Sure, I’m not a huge fan of hers but she was in A League of Their Own and if you don’t like that movie then you can just go suck on my Rockford Peaches.

4843

I….I…I don’t know what to say everyone. Someone’s Sons-of-Anarchy-esque old lady got some big ol’ fake boobies that she likes everyone to see, as evidenced by the pic of her with her tits out standing in front of a wall filled with pics of her with her tits out. Inception.

4846

I mean, it’s not creepy if he is so spot on with the name and look-alike right? Serious question though, is Michael Jackson becoming the new Elvis with impersonators? They both have a few different looks you can pull off and so far I haven’t seen anyone look even remotely similar to either so I’m thinking we may have uncovered a new trend here.

4844

 

This looks like either the best or worst music video ever. I’ve got no idea whats going on in the cart, but I like neon pants just twerkin’ it the whole time. Very innovative. Oh and for those of who don’t know what twerkin’ is, just do yourself a favor and resist the urge to investigate.

4841

You wouldn’t believe how many useless pictures/stories we get sent in that are so stupid they will eventually give us brain aneurisms, but we are kind enough to spare them from you. However I felt the need to share the black face sisters pic and story with you all so you can get a glimpse at what we deal with:

“Yupp.. Probably the best Bon fire yet!! And we weren’t even drunk!! Soo soot out of the exhaust in the trucks..covered each other and then we all went to Walmart!! Haha great night over all with my best friend and maybe a new boyfriend? We will find out :)

4848

Bottom biscuits on the top shelf?!?! Yeah I know that’s just plumbers crack, but whatever. The name is not important, what’s important is figuring out “Who Wears it Better?”

4847

Let me start this by saying how happy I am that I’m a dude and don’t have to shave my legs. I hate shaving my face and bending over to tie my shoes is a bit of an inconvenience to me. That being said, Walmart doesn’t strike me as the prime spot for hygiene. I’ve heard of whore baths in public, but not this.

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This summer’s hot new trend….belly beards. They just kinda stick out and let you know they’re there.