The story below left out the part about the Feasterville Police issuing multiple tickets to the stiff.
- Driving while dead – $300 fine
- Driving while not under the influence of oxygen – $200 fine
- Not signaling when departing from back door of van onto highway – $150 fine
- Failing to stop at a light – $500 fine
- Not responding to questioning by police – $50 fine
- Failing a breathlyzer test due to lack of breath – $700 fine
At least he was wearing his seat belt. In fact, he was wearing four seat belts. The stiff was taken into custody and is expected to be sentenced to life. Asked for comment, he did not respond.
I personally think he wanted one last burger at Five Guys (in background of picture) before finalizing his journey.
Hat tip to Gerry C
Corpse Falls Out of Coroner’s Van Onto Busy Philadelphia Area Road
Another day, another barrel of laughs around the city of brotherly love. A coroner’s van being driven down a busy road in Feasterville, Pa. in Bucks County had an unfortunate door malfunction on Friday, allowing a dead body to slip out and roll down a road into traffic.
The corpse appeared in traffic around noon on Friday outside of a busy shopping center in the town. It was, as corpses usually are, wrapped in a white sheet and strapped to a gurney.
Jerry Bradley, a witness, captured the above photo of body in the road.
The Bucks County Coroner’s Office says the driver realized immediately that the door had opened and retrieved the body within minutes. The office says it “deeply regrets” the incident.
Bradley, a passer-by who helped get the body into the van, said he thought it was a prank, calling it “the most bizarre thing” he’d ever seen.
And just like that, Jackass has come full circle.
[Image via Philly.com]