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Are you confused as to WTF a “moderate rebel” is?  Is it led by General Cutchyerdickov, as opposed to General Lopdeheadov? Are you confused as to which group to arm?

Well, now YOU get to play the role of a warmongering Amerikan general … YOU decide!

BONUS.. you get to change who you arm every time you play the game!!

Double Bonus!! Make sure you enter the National Sweepstakes Challenge … where the winner is automatically appointed as the new Secretary Of State  (bring your own e-mail server).

 

Looks like the Shit Parade (from Oreo’s point of view) just got significantly shittier.

Now TURKEY (the country, not the bird) is on board with Russia’s action. HAHAHA!

“In an attempt to analyze who could lend the US a helping hand in its efforts to topple the legitimate president of Syria, The New York Times had to admit that one more of Damascus’s neighbors had to be struck from the list: Turkey, it says, will “do its utmost to avoid any type of confrontation with the Russians.”

On the bright side, it is believed that Maldive and several Polynesian islands still support the USA.”