BC VI: What is the Circle of the Earth?

Originally posted at Dispatches from Reality, by Scipio Eruditusdfreality.substack.com


 18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.

20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.

22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

— Epistle to the Romans 1:18-22 KJV

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BC V: What is the Firmament?

Originally posted at Dispatches from Reality, by Scipio Eruditusdfreality.substack.com


 “If I have told you earthly things, and ye believe not, how shall ye believe, if I tell you of heavenly things?”

— The Gospel of John 3:12 KJV

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A Poem For Me … and YOU … from Ms. Freud

Every morning in the smaller dining room, I put my hand on the raggedy old chair — the chair that Hardscrabble Farmer sat in —  and I say,  “Hi Munchkin! I love you and miss you so much.  But, I’m happy for you, because I know you are surrounded by peace, joy, and love.  Mind if I read you a poem?”   And then I read her the poem below (haven’t yet read it to her without crying …. sometimes tears of sadness, but also of joy), and then I close with, “Smile on me, Munchkin.  If you can … blow me a kiss. I’m sure I’ll feel it. I love you.

I’m sharing this with you because it has meant SO MUCH to me.  And who among our little TBP Tribe has not suffered the loss of a deeply loved one? I hope this brings you the comfortable peace it has brought me!

Oh … one more thing.  Something phenomenal happened today.  So much so that I can not yet write about it.  Blew my mind. I’m still processing it.  I’ll possibly write about it on Feb 4th, the one month anniversary of Maureen’s trip to The Great Beyond.

I love  all of you.

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Why Most Rich Bastards Won’t Go To Heaven

“I’ll say it again–it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God!”  —- Matt 19:25

Another fluff piece.  Ya’ll can go to hell if you don’t like it.  Quite frankly, I’ve about reached my limit on gloom and doom.  Yup. The world sucks, Amerika sucks, and we’re On The Highway To Hell. Can’t do anything about it, frankly. Getting tired of reading about it, posting about it, talking about it. My cup runneth over. I’d give a shit if I could … but I gave away my last shit. I have no more shit to give.

So, about the vid below ……  I had a summer job (1977) driving a big ass Caddy Limo.  Mostly airport runs to JFK … for people in very wealthy sections of central Noo Joisey.  The cost was about $100 – $150. Certainly not chump change in 1977.  You want to know the truth?  About HALF the time I got ZERO tip.  ZERO!!  Most of the other times I’d get about $5.   Five lousy fuckin’ bucks for about an hour trip.  If I was really lucky I would also have a passenger to drive from the airport back to their mansion in NJ … another five bucks, if I was lucky. Ten bucks … for two hours of driving hell, plus the hourly pittance the limo owner paid.  Whoopdy fuckin’ doo!!!  This was the very beginning of my journey in hating the rich.  The rich are like Neegrows …. the more you’re around them, the less you want to be.


The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven

Number 1 Best Seller!! Da Boy who done met Jeebus! Ohhh. Ahhh. Praise de Lawd, Halleluiah!!

516 5-star reviews on Amazon!

“As I read this book very critically, I sobbed. Reading the words that Alex says gave me chills. I would recommend this book to anyone that wants to see a minuscule glimpse of heaven through the eyes of a 6 year old boy.” ——- says Denise

“Such a great book that makes you a true believer in Heaven.” —- says Lynn K Fisher
“God’s power and love for Alex and his family and anyone who chooses to have faith is truly amazing!” —— says Firsttimer
 
Why such outstanding ratings? DETAILS, baby!! I mean, what does the Bible REALLY tell us about Satan? Nuthin! What kind of clothes does he wear?  Is he buff … does he work out? What about his dental plan?  Bupkus! Who needs the Bible when the kid actually done saw de debil for himself? Here, listen up, you ignoramuses;
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“The devil’s mouth is funny looking, with only a few moldy teeth. And I’ve never noticed any ears. His body has a human form, with two bony arms and two bony legs. He has no flesh on his body, only some moldy stuff. His robes are torn and dirty. I don’t know about the color of the skin or robes—it’s all just too scary to concentrate on these things!”
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That’s pure Gold, baby!!
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TWENTY THREE MILLION VIEWS!!!  Now you too can see it! Here!! Let the tears flow freely. Bask in God’s awesome love. Allow yourselves to be blessed, you heathen somsabitchezz!!

Sniffle, sniffle, whiffle, piffle. Not a dry eye in da House.

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BLOW ME!

“Blow Me!!” We say those two words often here on TBP.

But, do we REALLY understand the meaning thereof … this most sacred of all human activities? I don’t think so, otherwise we would be more judicious regarding its use.

In Genesis we are told — “but for Adam there was not found a helper suitable for him.”. Biblical scholars tell us that the word “helper” means “a damn fine blow job”. Thousands of animals tried. All failed. Then along comes Eve and scripture tell us Adam cried out loud, —“This is now a boner of all boners, And flesh of my flesh; She shall be called Woman, Because she shall blow me.”

I am asking that we please REFRAIN from using that phrase ……. unless you really mean it.  Also, let us no longer say that phrase in anger. Yeah, let it hitherto be an expression of loving kindness.

You see, it is a Sacred Act even more blessed than entering the Holy of Holies (the vagina).

 

QUOTE OF THE DAY – GETTING INTO HEAVEN EDITION

“I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I’m not stopping to be interviewed.  I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It’s not even close.”

Michael Bloomberg, Billionaire Financier and Master of the Universe, I Have Earned My Place In Heaven