NARCISSISTIC ARROGANT PRICK

Happy holidays from a narcissistic arrogant prick who runs a Wall Street bank that has paid out $20 billion in fines for their criminal behavior. Instead of being taken away in cuffs and sharing a cell with his buddy Madoff, he frolics in his $50 million penthouse with his obnoxious spawn. The family was just about to sit down and dine on baby fetus souffle and truffles, washed down with the blood of the millions of people he has foreclosed upon.

“Season’s Greetings and Fuck You America. I’m a billionaire and you’re not.” – Love Jamie

I can’t wait for the 2015 Dimon Holiday card.

 

“We play tennis in the house because we’re transgressive and also we have billions of dollars and no accountability.”

“Don’t the Dimons look giddy? Maybe they read Judge Rakoff’s essay and thought the coast is clear w/all the fines paid.”

“Lack of humility is the petard on which Jamie Dimon has hoisted himself all year. His holiday card comes across as Nero fiddling while J.P. Morgan’s reputation burns.”

“This is a card that expresses sheer exuberance in the sender’s circumstances. Personally, I think this card accurately represents [a] value system which is narcissistic and unrepentant.”