I have three more chapters in the hopper and will post them over the next three days.
Guest Post by HopeZeroKelvin
“Yeah. Yeah, that’s somebody’s arm for sure”, I sighed. I reserved an eye roll for something truly worthy of it, since I was fresh out of eye rolls several months into the Crash.
“And, NO! You cannot eat it!” I shouted at my hound. She slunk away, reluctantly, but not before giving me a Look that said: Some food best be coming forth. And soon.
I peered at the disturbed makeshift grave in the rain and the cold. It was not animals that were digging up the newly dead for a quick meal. There were human foot and hand prints, castoff clothes and broken knives. At least there were not recent human tooth marks on the arm.
It’s the small comforts after all.
Which meant that whoever dug up this poor fellow was probably looking for fresher meat. Or meat that could walk all the way to the dinner table, aha, aha.
Yea Gods. The Zombies were out.
No, not the rotting, mindless, near-corpses lurching across the landscape of some Hollyweird Zombie Apocalypse. That would have been easy. These Zombies were fast, dangerous, cunning, vicious. These Zombies were people driven mad by hunger, deprivation and loss. Disfigured by disease and injury, filthy, covered in rotting clothes, these Zombies were the people caught completely unawares when it all fell apart.
And here were millions of them, at least for a while, before the great die off began. More about that later. Don’t ask me about the smell.
My hound began to growl in that low frequency way that communicates directly to the monkey hindbrain without passing through the monkey ear: Hey there monkey! My Doggie Spider Sense is tingling and I am 3 seconds from tearing someone’s throat out and I am not picky about whose throat that might be.
When your hound does this, the smart monkey option is to pay attention.
I dropped to the cold and wet ground, cold and wet being the freaking SOP in these days, scrabbling over the natural and man made detritus on the ground (don’t ask) to take cover behind a concrete raised well cover. I took off my hat and slowly edged my right eye up over the edge while slapping a 30 round clip into my AR 15 (take that NY Safety Act) and off with the safety. I loosened the straps securing my katana on my leather duster, just in case. I heard my hound off to my right in the darkness somewhere, her growl now broadcasting extreme unhappiness and uncertainty. A brief scream cut short and she trotted back to my position with a bloody, literally, doggie grin on her face.
Godsdammit. I hate this Rambo shit I was always forced into.
Look, prior to the Crash, I was an Official Good Person, by the norms of the time. Worked hard, got an education, good job, marriage, children, had a mortgage and paid taxes, the whole meal deal. Yeah, I dabbled in the prepper movement, learned some good skills, stockpiled some stuff, even had a bug out bag. Went so far as to stock a retreat deep in the Piney Woods of East Texas.
Okay, okay, this was really my deer lease but I made it really cool with camo and stuff. But it was a hobby, a form of rebellion, something new to do. Never ever ever ever thought I would be needing any of it.
Yet, here I am, crouching in the rain and cold, with the sun going down, while three beings of unknown intent were coming out of the trees towards my position.
These are either my frenemies or they want to eat me.
Neither prospect pleases.
Just another day in Paradise.