Don’t Laugh — It’s Giving Putin What He Wants

Guest Post by Caitlin Johnstone

The BBC has published an article titled “How Putin’s Russia turned humour into a weapon” about the Kremlin’s latest addition to its horrifying deadly hybrid warfare arsenal: comedy.

The article is authored by Olga Robinson, whom the BBC, unhindered by any trace of self-awareness, has titled “Senior Journalist (Disinformation)”. Robinson demonstrates the qualifications and acumen which earned her that title by warning the BBC’s audience that the Kremlin has been using humor to dismiss and ridicule accusations that have been leveled against it by western governments, a “form of trolling” that she reports is designed to “deliberately lower the level of discussion”.

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People Who Can’t Recognize Humor (literally)

Guest Post by Scott Adams

One of the most mind-boggling discoveries I made while becoming a professional humorist is that a large segment of the general public has no sense of humor. I mean that literally, in the same way that some people can’t tell the difference between good wine and bad, and some people are tone deaf. Humor appreciation is like every other human capacity. Some have it, some don’t.

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German Humor

Germans aren’t known for their humor ….. which is weird because you all have Stucky, and I can be a funny motherfucker at times.

Background: So, the Green Party introduced a bill to adopt a  “Campaign for Acceptance of Gender and Sexual diversity, Self-Determination and against Homo and Trans-phobia in Brandenburg” as well as “Giving equal rights and societal equality for LGBTTQQ (Lesbian, Gay, Bi-sexual, Trans, Two-spirit, Queer, Questioning) people in Brandenburg

Enter Steffen Königer of Germany’s new Alternative for Germany party.

Königer opened his speech “Dear Ladies and Gentleman…” and then took the complete list of 60 possible genders which has been adopted by Facebook, and proceeded to name each one in a salutation which lasted over 3 minutes.

Sehr  kommish!!  (very funny).

https://youtu.be/SAHvLAJ-5aQ


MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN HIS ATM CARD

It seems not all bankers are evil pricks like Jamie Dimon. A small town bank in Idaho has a sense of humor.

A bandit made off with $26,000 of Idaho First’s money following a shootout with cops. A week later, the bank ran one of the funnier ads you’ll see from a financial institution.

January 10 was typically cold in McCall, Idaho, a small resort town with nary 3,000 residents. With temperatures lingering just below freezing, Nathan Davenport decided to hit the ATM.

Literally. With his truck.

Sometime around 9 o’clock, Davenport pulled up to the ATM outside Idaho First Bank. Wearing dark clothes and a mask, he proceeded to cut the bolts off the ATM’s door, then attached a chain to it and ripped the door free with his truck (a stolen truck, of course). Apparently this wasn’t Davenport’s first time hijacking an ATM. The caper took less than seven minutes, and Davenport split with cash totaling $26,120.

Across the street, Alex Hamilton and his girlfriend, Sara Chu, were leaving the grocery store across the way when they spotted Davenport yanking the door off the ATM. They called police, who caught up with Davenport minutes later not far from the scene of the crime.

The chase didn’t last long. During the getaway, Davenport stopped his truck, got out and fired at officers, disabling the two squad cars in pursuit.

No one was hurt in the incident, and police eventually caught up with Davenport a couple days later. Turns out Davenport has knocked off at least 20 ATMs in similar heists over the last 16 months according to police, snatching over a half million dollars along the way.

The week following Davenport’s arrest, Idaho First Bank took out the following advertisement in their local paper, the McCall Star-News:

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I’d put my money in that bank.