So this is what the 92 million people who have “voluntarily” left the labor force have been doing. They’ve been waiting in line for the new iPhone 6. Of course this is a rational thing for an iMoron to do. They couldn’t possibly go online and have the phone delivered to their house in the next two days. They couldn’t saunter into Wal-Mart or any of the other millions of retail outlets that will have these Chinese made, NSA approved, surveillance gadgets, in the next week and whip out that credit card or lease it with nothing down. iMorons must unite. They must broadcast to the world their utter stupidity, materialism, and lack of jobs. The shallowness, vapidity, and utter foolishness of the vast swath of America is breathtaking to behold in all its iGlory. So it goes.
