WHERE HAVE ALL THE PILOTS GONE?

Submitted by Hardscrabble Farmer

American Airlines is now going into the bus bidness. Competing with the Big Dog (Greyhound) and you know how awesome that experience is. Not quite as glamorous as it was in the Movie Midnight Cowboy, but they’ll get you there.

The big question is this; where did all the pilots go? And why do they call it fuel shortage when we all know it’s really just fuel costage?

Stay tuned for more exciting developments from the same folks who brought you obese TSA screeners and taking off your shoes.

American Airlines To Offer Bus Service In Place Of Connecting Flights Due To Soaring Gas Prices, Pilot Shortage

As gas prices continue to rise into the peak driving (and flying season), expect to see more bizarre twists in conventional behavior… like airlines offering bus service in place of connecting flights.

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