SOMETIMES STEREOTYPES ARE TRUE

My leaking water main is fixed, and it only cost $600. There goes my annual ad revenue from TBP down the drain.

The plumber was a really nice guy. I was at my desk in the office and he was grunting and groaning trying to remove the existing hardware. We chatted about how his job couldn’t be outsourced to China and he said his company decided to buy their drain cleaning machines from China to save money. He said the country wasn’t like it used to be and I agreed. We talked about shady home builders using substandard materials.

And then it happened. I turned around and right before my very eyes:

The dreaded PLUMBER’S CRACK was staring me right in the face. I kid you not. Looks like this guy dropped a bald headed dookie.

He was a nice guy, but I’m sure I will have scary flashbacks of a hairy ass crack for a long time to come.

Sometimes stereotypes are true.

I wasn’t this lucky.