BE A DHS PATRIOT – DIAL #1776

Not only is your government recording every conversation, text, email, facebook entry, download, or tweet you make, they are now using your own tax dollars to run advertising campaigns encouraging you to spy on and turn in anyone you think is suspicious looking. Driving to work this morning I heard a commercial for SEPTA about reporting “suspicious” people to the authorities. At the end of the commercial they revealed that it was paid for by DHS. That means it was paid for by YOU.

I opened the Zero Hedge website and the GOOGLE ADSENSE AD was a TRUST YOUR GUT ad to turn in your fellow citizen for being suspicious. There is an entire Facebook page dedicated to turning in your fellow citizens:

https://www.facebook.com/LookUpSpeakUp

The Orwellian nature of this propaganda and subtle nature of turning people into snitches for the STATE is probably not evident to 98.5% of the brain dead drones that inhabit this country. They actually think this is a good use government funds and will keep them safe. If you have ever taken public transportation in the City of Philadelphia you would know that 50% of the dregs look suspicious. You would also know that a bomb explosion in a SEPTA station would improve the decor and get rid of the smell of urine.

I find the best part of this DHS SNITCH CAMPAIGN is the phone number to call – #1776. You too can be just like Paul Revere and those Patriots of 1776 who did their part to defeat the evil terrorists. The American Revolution was all about turning in your neighbor and working with the AUTHORITIES to keep the citizens safe and secure. RIGHT?

DHS was created by the Patriot Act, so what could be more fitting than a #1776 phone number to alert the authorities to an uncooperative prole.

I get more disgusted by the day living in this country.

So be ever vigilant. If anyone looks at you funny, turn them in.

You paid $2.50 to be crammed into a beat up 1982 trolley, reeking of urine, so it is your obligation as a modern day patriot to watch out for terrorists/fellow citizens that act funny in your eyes.

White patriots are doing it.

Black patriots are doing it.

Asian patriots are doing it.

Lesbians are doing it.

Even gorgeous non-threatening Muslims are doing it.

Where are the transgender patriots?

Little kids on their bikes need to trust their gut and turn in that suspicious old man acting funny.

What would we do without guidance from DHS on how to stay safe on a bus or a train?

Obedience is paramount to your safety. Obey and turn in your fellow citizen. Join the little brothers of the Big Brother Brigade.

“History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.”

― George Orwell, 1984